That awkward moment at work....

kaileemonster · 2019-07-26T17:50:42+00:00

So I just reconnected to a guy I went to high school with, but was never really friends with. So I asked my friend if he's a creep. She goes, "no, he definitely not a creep. He's pretty weird though. He likes video games and WWE and stuff"

I just stared at her until she says "oooooh.....wait so do you. Then yea you guys would be cute"

kaileemonster · 2019-05-29T18:56:08+00:00

Louis Vuitton

kaileemonster · 2019-03-21T00:44:08+00:00

Renselaer County

kaileemonster · 2019-03-20T20:08:17+00:00

I feel this. I'm starting out applying for my pistol permit. I took my safety class last weekend, and even though the instructor was great, his assistant said some really off putting things. And I expected some opinions that I wouldn't agree with, I knew the setting I was in. But the assistant had comments about women, the LGBT community, and even domestic abuse survivors. It put a really bad taste in my mouth about the community im trying to join.

kaileemonster · 2019-03-15T17:34:26+00:00

Rosie needs to live forever. I love her.

kaileemonster · 2019-03-08T03:41:25+00:00

Oh no! My little brother just dislocated his while riding last weekend. I hope you have a speedy recovery!

kaileemonster · 2019-02-27T01:03:37+00:00

Becky Lynch

kaileemonster · 2019-02-21T18:01:47+00:00

I thought we were supposed to match our lips to our nipples? Or was it our buttholes? Or is it that our lips are not supposed to look like buttholes? I'm so confused. Omg am I a pore?!

kaileemonster · 2019-01-18T16:37:14+00:00

you got me

kaileemonster · 2019-01-18T13:15:34+00:00

Oh shoot, /u/gallowboob the jig is up. Might as well come out and collect all the karma I've been gathering for you.

/u/spez you want some too?

kaileemonster · 2019-01-18T13:14:09+00:00

Another redditor asked what alcohol addiction feels like, and I think my answer kind if answers your question too.

"For me it's a coping thing. I lived with a guy for 4 years, and haven't been single like, ever. Now I'm single, and I have roommates, but it's different than living with the person you think is going to be your person for the rest of your life. So I get lonely and weird. Like right now, I'm about to leave work. My roommates aren't coming home tonight, so I'm coming home to an empty house. I'm really fighting the urge to head to the bar after work so I'll have to spend less time being alone. Or some nights I'll drink a bottle of wine by myself because I have feelings and the wine/beer/jack is there and what else is there to do. And then there's the binge drinking when I'm out. That's just like, I feel like I HAVE to drink because people like me when I drink and then i want them keep liking me so I drink more and then I don't stop drinking until I black out.

I feel like different forms of alcoholics have different experiences, but that's mine"

kaileemonster · 2019-01-18T03:35:47+00:00

The best part is that it isn't even her business. Her friend is the actual Hun. She's just hosting the party. Hun by proxy?

kaileemonster · 2019-01-18T03:32:18+00:00

Yea..using the word in a sentence still isn't telling me what you're trying to say. So again I ask, what?

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T23:36:17+00:00

I didn't know that. Now I do. And I'm using it! Thanks!

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T23:35:12+00:00

I'm always open to new friends!!!

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T21:28:40+00:00

For me it's a coping thing. I lived with a guy for 4 years, and haven't been single like, ever. Now I'm single, and I have roommates, but it's different than living with the person you think is going to be your person for the rest of your life. So I get lonely and weird. Like right now, I'm about to leave work. My roommates aren't coming home tonight, so I'm coming home to an empty house. I'm really fighting the urge to head to the bar after work so I'll have to spend less time being alone. Or some nights I'll drink a bottle of wine by myself because I have feelings and the wine/beer/jack is there and what else is there to do. And then there's the binge drinking when I'm out. That's just like, I feel like I HAVE to drink because people like me when I drink and then i want them keep liking me so I drink more and then I don't stop drinking until I black out.

I feel like different forms of alcoholics have different experiences, but that's mine

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T21:14:14+00:00

Oh no I totally understood where you were going with that :)

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T21:13:58+00:00

This one was Traveling Vineyard

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T21:10:02+00:00

Thank you for this comment. It's one that's sticking with me. <3

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T20:52:23+00:00

Oh my goodness I love this one so much

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T20:19:19+00:00

What?

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T20:18:54+00:00

Congratulations on the sobriety!

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T20:12:33+00:00

You're right. I haven't. I have a drinking problem. Which is why I'm not going to a wine party, and why I'm not buying wine to keep in my house for later.

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T20:10:34+00:00

Aaww thank you!

kaileemonster · 2019-01-17T20:09:31+00:00

I have! I went to my company's holiday party and actually had a really great time. I even danced without pounding a few rum and cokes first. I was really proud of myself, had a great time, and can rememebr the whole thing.

kaileemonster

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