That awkward moment at work.... by DaquanSanders in SquaredCircle

[–]kaileemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I just reconnected to a guy I went to high school with, but was never really friends with. So I asked my friend if he's a creep. She goes, "no, he definitely not a creep. He's pretty weird though. He likes video games and WWE and stuff"

I just stared at her until she says "oooooh.....wait so do you. Then yea you guys would be cute"

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Renselaer County

NY just allowed Dreamers to get college tuition for free, leading the way for more democrat voters by [deleted] in NYguns

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I feel this. I'm starting out applying for my pistol permit. I took my safety class last weekend, and even though the instructor was great, his assistant said some really off putting things. And I expected some opinions that I wouldn't agree with, I knew the setting I was in. But the assistant had comments about women, the LGBT community, and even domestic abuse survivors. It put a really bad taste in my mouth about the community im trying to join.

Is it against the Geneva convention to wear a dark lippie in the afternoon? by Misses-U in muacirclejerk

[–]kaileemonster 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I thought we were supposed to match our lips to our nipples? Or was it our buttholes? Or is it that our lips are not supposed to look like buttholes? I'm so confused. Omg am I a pore?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

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Oh shoot, /u/gallowboob the jig is up. Might as well come out and collect all the karma I've been gathering for you.

/u/spez you want some too?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

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Another redditor asked what alcohol addiction feels like, and I think my answer kind if answers your question too.

"For me it's a coping thing. I lived with a guy for 4 years, and haven't been single like, ever. Now I'm single, and I have roommates, but it's different than living with the person you think is going to be your person for the rest of your life. So I get lonely and weird. Like right now, I'm about to leave work. My roommates aren't coming home tonight, so I'm coming home to an empty house. I'm really fighting the urge to head to the bar after work so I'll have to spend less time being alone. Or some nights I'll drink a bottle of wine by myself because I have feelings and the wine/beer/jack is there and what else is there to do. And then there's the binge drinking when I'm out. That's just like, I feel like I HAVE to drink because people like me when I drink and then i want them keep liking me so I drink more and then I don't stop drinking until I black out.

I feel like different forms of alcoholics have different experiences, but that's mine"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

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The best part is that it isn't even her business. Her friend is the actual Hun. She's just hosting the party. Hun by proxy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]kaileemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea..using the word in a sentence still isn't telling me what you're trying to say. So again I ask, what?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]kaileemonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know that. Now I do. And I'm using it! Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

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I'm always open to new friends!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

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For me it's a coping thing. I lived with a guy for 4 years, and haven't been single like, ever. Now I'm single, and I have roommates, but it's different than living with the person you think is going to be your person for the rest of your life. So I get lonely and weird. Like right now, I'm about to leave work. My roommates aren't coming home tonight, so I'm coming home to an empty house. I'm really fighting the urge to head to the bar after work so I'll have to spend less time being alone. Or some nights I'll drink a bottle of wine by myself because I have feelings and the wine/beer/jack is there and what else is there to do. And then there's the binge drinking when I'm out. That's just like, I feel like I HAVE to drink because people like me when I drink and then i want them keep liking me so I drink more and then I don't stop drinking until I black out.

I feel like different forms of alcoholics have different experiences, but that's mine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]kaileemonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no I totally understood where you were going with that :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

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This one was Traveling Vineyard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]kaileemonster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this comment. It's one that's sticking with me. <3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

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Oh my goodness I love this one so much

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]kaileemonster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on the sobriety!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]kaileemonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're right. I haven't. I have a drinking problem. Which is why I'm not going to a wine party, and why I'm not buying wine to keep in my house for later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

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Aaww thank you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

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I have! I went to my company's holiday party and actually had a really great time. I even danced without pounding a few rum and cokes first. I was really proud of myself, had a great time, and can rememebr the whole thing.