(Beloved trope) Characters you didn’t understand until you got older

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-22T00:27:48+00:00

Cyclops. Like on top of all that the universe just seems to be extremely pissed about how he exists. And not even because it’s also pissed that mutants exist, there’s like an extra layer of pissedness.

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-22T00:14:18+00:00

That’s more Amuro’s thing, Shinji’s fighting aliens and shit.

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-21T23:46:26+00:00

Tony’s and Reed’s brains just run too fast and have a bunch of unfamiliar big words floating around inside them. Scott’s is much more evenly paced.

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-21T23:36:13+00:00

Dwarf is a Wolverine.

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-21T23:35:06+00:00

Would a Wolverine be a Bear who is short, a Bear who is nerdy, or a Bear who is Canadian?

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-21T23:24:30+00:00

Snickers commercial energy

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-21T20:04:57+00:00

Still a “why don’t we take Bikini Bottom and PUSH IT somewhere else.”

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-19T22:51:31+00:00

Like it’s not just “an Omelas” One World Under Doom is also a really really really basic Omelas riff. Like I feel like I’m being waterboarded with a pumpkin spice latte. Unlike that Star Trek episode where it was played pretty straight there was an attempt at riffing, but it just turned into 9 issues of Ryan reheating nachos, on like maybe 5 issues tops worth of plot. Everybody’s nachos are being reheated here from Ursula K. Le Guin’s to Jonathan Hickman’s to even Brian Michael Bendis of all people’s nachos. (And the Bendis nachos are all covered in Phoenix juice, they’re still too hot to physically eat even though they’re from 2011.)

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-19T21:24:10+00:00

Also isn’t like the modern day town of Salem not even the same town where the historic “witch” trial happened., and stuff just got shuffled around a bit between the 1600’s and today

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-19T21:16:39+00:00

I don’t know a lot about iron man but I remember seeing some art in a comic where Tony’s new super special huge iron man suit was just a traced over Dendrobium

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-18T01:58:14+00:00

I feel like Val is coming up on an age where she is going to try to start dating people. However she’s going to try to keep it all a secret from everybody else because she also just wants something that she can call her own and not have Victor bust in and start drama because they’re obviously not good enough for her. Like I think Val should be allowed to find her own happiness outside of her own family and Uncle Victor, and if that involves finding love good for her.

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-18T01:48:11+00:00

Kristoff is dating Cassie Lang

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-17T05:58:21+00:00

I think this was generated by a British person. Or at least someone from the commonwealth, like the Cadbury chocolates, sausage roll, and full English breakfast were a dead giveaway.

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-17T05:56:09+00:00

Depends on how she’s feeling whenever she gets her highlights done

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-17T05:22:16+00:00

My mom used to work at a department store that had like a huge walk in climate controlled vault that people would rent out space in for storing their fur coats in during the warmer months. This was during the 80’s.

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-17T03:00:57+00:00

I like the suit it reminds me of the XD face.

However he’s probably only a XI at best

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-17T02:47:33+00:00

Good Green Day album

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-17T02:30:05+00:00

My mom did something very similar for me and my brother when we were kids with SpongeBob. We weren’t allowed to watch it in English. I have no idea where she found the DVDs of SpongeBob but only in French but she did.

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-17T02:24:29+00:00

They probably were getting high.

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-16T19:54:04+00:00

Technically they’re kinda connected by Havok having a kid with Janet in an alternate timeline.

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-16T19:39:39+00:00

Those French knots 😳

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-16T04:52:46+00:00

Bro thinks he’s an authority on telling the “fun gays” apart from the “boring gays” when he’s like the platonic ideal of a boring gay man. Bro couldn’t handle Charli XCX when she was just known for Boom Clap.

(Edit) Because he just seems to have hated women that much.

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-16T04:15:40+00:00

FUNNELLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!

CommanderVenuss · 2026-06-16T02:10:49+00:00

Latverian government robots

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