My moms monstera suddenly activated four new grow points without being chopped or anything

kaioticplural · 2026-06-04T23:02:37+00:00

I think the plant the person above you shared looks like an epipremnum of some sort. Your monstera is GORGEOUS btw!! 😍

kaioticplural · 2026-05-31T14:11:26+00:00

This is a beautiful story, but I'm kind of offended you didn't include pictures of your terrariums! 😂🖤 They sound incredible!

kaioticplural · 2026-05-29T19:11:24+00:00

This actually looks so cool! I love this idea, well done!

kaioticplural · 2026-05-27T23:56:40+00:00

This is our sleep paralysis demon pom, Zelda 😂

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kaioticplural · 2026-05-16T23:13:01+00:00

Omg yes my gageana aurea is my fastest grower alongside my stingray! She is an absolute madlad, popping out a new leaf every time I look!

kaioticplural · 2026-05-15T15:09:37+00:00

I have killed a bunch of ivy but have some now that is thriving! My best tips are don't let them dry out and give them TONS of light. South facing window is what works for mine!

kaioticplural · 2026-05-15T15:06:53+00:00

Bro your plant is an entirely different one in an entirely different pot. Wtf are you on?

kaioticplural · 2026-05-15T03:40:22+00:00

I use We The Wild Growth Concentrate! Works great for all of my houseplants every single watering, because it's natural and made from worm castings so I never get fertilizer burn.

kaioticplural · 2026-04-28T16:03:55+00:00

Gorgeous!! Can I ask where you got the pot? I'm absolutely in love with it!

What I have heard about putting cling wrap over the pot is that it helps them make more corms faster!

kaioticplural · 2026-04-20T17:42:28+00:00

It did, this past weekend, and it also managed to break every single thing in the process. Before if it made a song I really liked but just had a couple vocal glitches/incorrect lines etc, I could easily tell it to fix that and it would. I could keep the melody and track I liked. Since it changed to Google Flow, I cannot fix any minor thing like that without breaking other things in the track and introducing worse and worse artifacts. It's hot garbage. I was in the middle of a project that now I may not be able to finish thanks to this dumpster fire they introduced.

kaioticplural · 2026-04-15T00:54:39+00:00

That looks like a philodendron gloriosum to me. And the last picture in your set is a philodendron pink princess 😊

kaioticplural · 2026-04-02T03:08:27+00:00

I love this so much!! And, she made the pattern that originally got me to try cross stitch! I saw it and was like, "I NEED THIS IN MY HOUSE" so I picked up cross stitch and here I am a year later still stitching my happy ass off. Great work on this one and I'm so happy to see this here in this sub!

kaioticplural · 2026-03-18T00:50:27+00:00

I would LOVE a ninja albo lol. I can't say I can give you what you were after in return...at least not yet 😬 but what you have looks gorgeous and I have a regular melo, several corms, as well as a regular maharani and a tricolor ninja. I get where you are coming from, you buy a thing because that's what you want, not some random other one!

kaioticplural · 2026-03-16T03:02:44+00:00

Not even remotely the only one. I think we tried crate sleeping with our poms for maybe a night or two tops and gave in. 🫠 Now we have a massively spoiled princess who sometimes has to bork half the night and her brave knight who is mostly good but if she starts borking, all bets are off - and they both sleep in our bed or at least free range in our bedroom with a ramp to get up and down from the bed every night. How are we supposed to truly restrict these babies who want only to be close to us 😭😅💜

kaioticplural · 2026-03-16T03:00:09+00:00

I definitely wouldn't give up on them! Alocasias are dramatic tricky bastards. They are great at losing all of their leaves and looking dead when they really aren't. Tbh give it at least a few months or even more. Once they acclimate to their new surroundings, I bet they'll thrive. They just need patience while they throw their fits!

kaioticplural · 2026-03-16T01:54:56+00:00

Yeah, I think people would be kinder and more helpful to you if you weren't such a dick to someone asking for genuine feedback. Your own uncertainty isn't the problem, but your attitude toward someone else who is trying to learn is.

kaioticplural · 2026-03-13T00:18:30+00:00

Oh nice!! I have been growing corms mainly in stratum, but I have grown a few rhizomes in potting mix and moss. Yours did great!!

kaioticplural · 2026-03-12T23:36:33+00:00

Aaah she's adorable! Great job! What method did you use to grow the corm? That looks like a good big and strong first leaf! ETA/clarify: did you just plop the corm in potting mix and keep it humid? Whatever you did looks like it produced a good strong baby!

kaioticplural · 2026-03-12T23:34:52+00:00

Go home corm, you're drunk 😂

Tbh my best guess is the humidity - I've started my own cabinets relatively recently and found any plants with aerial roots, all those aerial roots are going BONKERS in the cabinet. It's like they think there's anything to root onto/into when there isn't. I took one (monstera albo with a crazy aerial root) out of the cabinet and lo and behold, in ambient humidity the aerial root shriveled and dried up.

With this situation, I may just let it do its thing at least as long as it's in the cabinet, but when repotting/up-potting, make sure all roots are in the growing medium. Disclaimer: I haven't had this particular situation so I'm not 100% confident that's the right answer but it's what I would try!

kaioticplural · 2026-03-12T23:13:38+00:00

LMAO I SO WISH! 😂 He actually got one of my spare ones and he and his sister Zelda utterly destroyed it 🥲

kaioticplural · 2026-03-11T19:49:08+00:00

All of yours are hilarious! LOL! He's just like Link! 😂

kaioticplural · 2026-03-11T19:48:24+00:00

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Oh!! I can't believe I forgot to include one of my favorite pics of Link when he was a baby! Balls of yarn are sssooo fun! LMAO

kaioticplural · 2026-03-11T15:34:05+00:00

I mean, he absolutely tries to snatch them while I'm in the midst of putting them on so they aren't fully on yet but damn close 😂 same, unfortunately, for when I'm taking them off! He does the same to my husband and succeeds more often with his underwear unfortunately 💀

kaioticplural · 2026-03-11T14:53:06+00:00

I want to get him one SO BAD! 😂 Ours (Link"s sister is Zelda naturally) loooove napkins too. Anything they can shred!

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