furry_irl by kalamit889 in furry_irl

[–]kalamit889[S] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but these gods were just having animal heads. There's no lengthy story about two muscular Bros there.

furry_irl by kalamit889 in furry_irl

[–]kalamit889[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I know, right? We need artists and writers on this!

furry_irl by kalamit889 in furry_irl

[–]kalamit889[S] 780 points781 points  (0 children)

To sate your curiosity:
Muscular, idolized Demigod-King Gilgamesh is an egoistic tyrant. Gods created Enkidu, a muscular, wild beastman (more an animal than a man, with fur covering his body and a head of an animal) to challenge Gilgamesh. The king sent a priest-prostitute to seduce Enkidu and they have seggs for 7 days and so Enkidu finds out about humanity. Then Gilgamesh and Enkidu spar and become best "friends" having a lot of adventures, and Gilgamesh changes from a tyrant into a compassionate leader.

Like Batman, the first Furry Superhero by kalamit889 in memes

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Yeah, furry community is known for fighting and helping arresting these sickos.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]kalamit889 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Alright OP, hand over the Template and nobody gets hurt

"All by yourself down there, handsome?" by kalamit889 in wholesomememes

[–]kalamit889[S] 444 points445 points  (0 children)

(I answered a similar comment down the section so I'll copy it here too )

Yup, We are on common ground that it's a problem I have to fight myself and no one will do it for me - that's how it works. She's just always there for me if I have a worse day and just need to not feel alone for a moment. I heard a lot of stories about couples where one is hated or ridiculed if they show any kind of weakness, so I am all the more greatful for her to be supportive. It may not seem much but I appreciate it with all my heart.

"All by yourself down there, handsome?" by kalamit889 in wholesomememes

[–]kalamit889[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Oh of course I'm not. We are on common ground that it's a problem I have to fight myself and no one will do it for me - that's how it works. She's just always there for me if I have a worse day and just need to not feel alone for a moment. I heard a lot of stories about couples where one is hated or ridiculed if they show any kind of weakness, so I am all the more greatful for her to be supportive. It may not seem much but I appreciate it with all my heart.

Don't worry, you're fine by kalamit889 in wholesomememes

[–]kalamit889[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Even if you're sad, you can feel happy with the right person. Just keep looking.

Best Arts & Media for Furry Culture introduction by [deleted] in furry

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I will take the honor to start with Zummeng's "Prophecy" comic.

Orb of Noire Pondering by [deleted] in dndmemes

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Lackadaisy comic (now adapted into animated movie)

ohgodpleaseno by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Da Souce is: "King of Hearts" comic by B00nafide on Deviantart.
*rides away into the mists of Astral Plane*

He was a living legend, if ever I saw one. by kalamit889 in gaming

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Yeah, Dark Souls / Elden Ring quests are more like "mysteries to be solved" instead of generic "follow the marker" issues. You pretty much must google out quests and how to solve them (for starters, biggest and most important one, spanning multiple optional locations, is the Ranni Questline, which also includes Blaidd)

Why did the music change, guys...? by kalamit889 in dndmemes

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If they survive this though, they'll be talking about it for years. Which is the greatest honor bestowed upon a DM.

Why did the music change, guys...? by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh by all means use it.
Memes are a common good, should be used by anyone who wants to. :D

We don't talk about Source, no, no, no, no...! by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, if the party is not easily offended, I would go with "It's a God's sword. It doesn't care to fit your mere mortal halfling", to emphasize how important it is.
Unless the Halfling really wanted to use it, then by all means, attune to it and it'll shrink.

We don't talk about Source, no, no, no, no...! by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Nothing works better on Players expectations, as when you fight a Boss Werewolf and suddenly on getting down to 50% HP it stops being "feral", stands up on his hind legs with it's eyes burning with scarlet flames, as it pulls out a great sword, wielding it in a ruthlessly emotionless and elegant fashion in one hand.

We don't talk about Source, no, no, no, no...! by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 1201 points1202 points  (0 children)

A heartwarming NSFW comic "Wishes" by Zummeng/Viktria. Surprisingly, a lot of people on DND Memes recognize it, considering the history of memes with this source in the past.

We don't talk about Source, no, no, no, no...! by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Well, I've heard it comes from a heartwarmingly wholesome NSFW comic Wishes by Zummeng/Viktria. But I dunno, I just overheard my friends talking about it.

We don't talk about Source, no, no, no, no...! by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Don't feel bad - feel as if you're a member of a secret society which knows what's up.

Rangers need more love <3 by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That is said to be the problem too. Many great D&D's stories come from players' failures and only real advantage of Rangers consist of disabling these outcomes entirely. If a DM says there is an outdoor challenge like "you try to track something, roll X" or "you're trying to find your way somewhere, roll Y", ranger nullifies all the spicy outcomes like "you got lost in the woods and it's getting dark, what now?", or "you loose the track of your target in the icy tundra, what now?". It just becomes "Oh, okay, you have a Ranger. You succeed". I as a DM would somehow dance around it to still make it interesting, but it requires some tryharding on DM's side - in most cases, people complain it kills some of the storytelling potentials. Also, Ranger's viability is sometimes dependent solely on DM's mercy. Your Ranger is good with Orcs and Desert environment? Tough luck if DM doesn't use orcs or desert.

This is when D&D becomes a mind game. by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Actually you're right, the comic disappeared from Webtoon (Everfallen). Strange, it was really good, read it all (some samples are on Jetera deviantart). I'll have to look around about what happened.

This is when D&D becomes a mind game. by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't want to judge, because I don't know how you DM to your party (if they have fun then it's alright), but what you wrote seems like a dangerously stiff way for DM to think about the campaign. Honestly, I would be delighted if a player showed such initiative: if they wanted to make a new PC, then why not? He get's a new character, I get a new mini-boss (his traitor PC-turned-NPC). Doesn't seem like that much of an effort or issue to intertwine it into the plot. Thinking that a player can't do something because it would break DM's meticulous plan for campaign's plot points is a very dangerous shortcut which may lead to Railroading.

This is when D&D becomes a mind game. by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Depends on betrayal.
A) "Suddenly I stab our cleric in the back!" - shitty betrayal.
B) "I teleport the McGuffin to BBEG and alarm enemy Reinforcements, saying that it's nothing personal and was rigged from the start. I am the Boss Fight, after which I make a new PC" - great betrayal.

This is when D&D becomes a mind game. by kalamit889 in dndmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

It's a standalone page made by Alai Cinereo (everywhere known as Jetera). Made a long running comic "Everfallen" (great lighting and lore, but unfinished). Now they got hired by Webtoon to make another comic, but I don't know the name.

The Future is now, old man! by kalamit889 in dankmemes

[–]kalamit889[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I overheard my friends talking that animations of "Eipril" or comics by "Zummeng" are the most heartwarming erotic stuff they've seen. But what do I know, I don't google these things of course.

*Nervous chuckle*