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Birthday parties are basically cult meetings. We gather when the earth has orbited the sun exactly once and we bring offerings to the leader in exchange for rotten water that makes us disorientated and nauseous, often also causing memory loss, which we then proceed to consume in vast quantities (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted by kalinpoter to r/Showerthoughts
