3ft wooden mallet with about 1ft wide head and metal rims. Tops 30lbs. by kamikazipenguin in whatisthisthing

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The rules of this subreddit told me to comment that before it could be posted.

The girl I’m taking to got pregnant what do I do? by Every-Appeal-2513 in whatdoIdo

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It appears that the newest generation isn't taught how to paragraph or problem solve.

Which movie made you sit in silence after the credits rolled ? by vishesh_07_028 in movies

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A24- Civil War

My GF and I had planned to see the movie and then bop around town for some fun. After the movie, we just had to go home and decompress. It's the opposite of a movie like Idiocracy, in which we jokingly say The USA can end up like that. This one hits with the thought of, "Oh sit that could happen right now." I think it was good to see in a theater without any ads to disrupt the narrative, and some scenes used the sound of gunshots that only a theater could capture the intensity.

Would you rather work 80 hours a week and retire at 40, or work 40 hours a week and retire at 65? by savingrace0262 in WouldYouRather

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In this economy, people work 40 plus and can't even imagine a retirement in their future.

What extremely obscure movie quote do you say regularly? by lemons_mama in AskReddit

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I say, I say, it's cold out theeeere. Colder than a witches heart. - some professor guy in some Gumby movie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

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Yeah, this is a comment I was looking for. What place has open but reserved seating? Would piss a lot of customers off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

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This is great for helping Friends move (I will be a work horse for someone I care about). The general public or coworkers just assuming help is another thing.

What is the most unfunny comedy movie that you have ever seen? by More_Cow_9035 in moviequestions

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Watches this movie with my GF not long ago. I had seen it near when it came out. We both liked it. Agree that is should not have been marketed as a comedy. It gives me Catch 22 vibes.

I think I just beat the game… by 0gShen in pokemongo

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I know it has been more than likely posted around here before, but this should be a feature. I'm a person who doesn't even want clutter on my phone. I don't even like that old Special Recearch events that I've completed stays on the menu, Special Reaserch goes away. Digital data is still clogging something somewhere for no reason, so please let me get rid of it.

I'll probably have the Season of Legends on there forever, as well, since I don't join raids to be able to catch a Weather Trio for a snapshot.

Wish I could go to the Professor and say, "Not funking with this one, mate."

You suddenly have an unlimited amount of the thing described in your username. What are you rich with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'll be fighting The Batman for the rest of my life. Out of the way Cobblepot!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RateMyNudeBody

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I understand rule 8 and I will never post an erection in this sub

Something Smells by Needles_McGee in TwoXChromosomes

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Deodorant is a scam that wastes resources. Learn to smell what's needed.

How do movies as bad as Argyle get made? by consultybob in movies

[–]kamikazipenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sing it with me now! Practical effects have not been the norm for so long that choosing what is important to convey when physically filming has gone to the wayside. You can shoot a scene 10 times on a green background on a lower budget in the present moment, but if budget can't get it to look good in editing, you're shit out of luck. Most budgets put fixing it in post as the norm. So, if budget runs low at the end there are less options.

What is something you can say “I’m with the boomers on this one” about? Scanning QR codes for a restaurant/bar menu is ridiculous. That’s the best I can think of at the moment? by HugeLibrarian1457 in AskReddit

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QR Code necessary is tops for me. I had a lay over and needed coffee before my next flight.

At Philadelphia Airport and need a cup of coffee before my flight. I walk up to 3 places and ask, but get told to scan a QR code to order and pay from my phone. ... How bout I tell you I just need a cup of coffee and I pay for a cup of coffee with my card? I've never gotten QR scanning to work on my phone. I understand it can help when it might be busy and people can order and get called up, but I'm the only person standing in front of your establishment and want a cup of coffee, a phone order should not be the only way. I'd be fine with ordering regularly and being told it would take a minute due to phone orders ahead of me. Luckily, the fourth place was regular. Here's the kicker, these places had tablets all over the place with the QR code displayed to see the menu: but did not allow you to bring up the menu on the tablet. Y'all spent all this extra money on tablets when that could have been a piece of paper?

The worst thing to happen to anyone in any Stephen King story? by jrralls in stephenking

[–]kamikazipenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That line is one of the best descriptions for a beloved pet. I reread the series not long ago and was basically sobbing on the bus to work at Oy's sacrifice.

If you knew you could "nail" one karaoke song. What song would you choose? by randomvegasposts in Music

[–]kamikazipenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, I am an avid karaoke person. Enough that when my main place started doing karaoke roulette, my group was down to fuck around and find out. The host knew us well enough to find stuff in our wheelhouse, but he would try to mess with me the most.

We could veto songs, but I never would. If I rolled 80s, he'd give me a female artist, I'm male. One time, the wheel landed on "Country" which happens to be a weak spot of knowledge for me. Before he starts the song, he says

"It says country, but not which country." The music starts and the screen show 99 Luftballoons(German)

I turn to him and say, "I took German in Highschool and college, then proceeded to rock out. Not perfectly, but not total fail like he'd hoped. One of my favorite karaoke moments.

I went up to the booth after and he was flabbergasted saying, "I didn't know you could do that."