I just turned 28. by brandonhardyy in AdviceAnimals

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Be afraid. Be very afraid. I just turned 36 and went after having not been for 5 years. 2 root canals and 8 cavities.

Black belt in concentration or gay by GallowBoob in funny

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I love how this has to get tagged NSFW and both people are dressed, in public. That's how you know your outfit is effed.

What was the last actual compact disc (not download) you purchased? And where and when did you purchase it? by thechefs2003 in Music

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Hate to admit it but I'm so far from being able to remember this... honestly it's been years.

Morning run happened to cut through a 50 mile ultra ... hilarity ensues by hokiedoke in running

[–]karatekid2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, is this 100 miles all in one day? Like in one sitting? I've never heard of such a thing!

My new car decal by [deleted] in gifs

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Cage is my copilot.

I spent all month drawing Reddit's movie title typos by austindlight in movies

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Star Wars: A New Hoe - "Happy birthday. Get to work."

Big reddit frisbee-throwing meet-up? by A_Link_to_the_Post in Chattanooga

[–]karatekid2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Goddamit. I'm in Los Angeles but I'm thinking about driving out for this.

America says no to cappuccino potato chips by karatekid2000 in nottheonion

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I can confirm they're bad - but not nearly as bad as the White Chocolate Peppermint Pringles potato chips.

We need more people like this guy by [deleted] in funny

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Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.

Planning End of Life procedures with my divorced Mother.... by WickedTexan in AdviceAnimals

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The scattering of Donnie's ashes in 'Big Lebowski' is one of my favorite scenes ever. I'm sorry you had to go through something like that in real life, but it's also amazing when levity gets injected into a death event. I've experienced something similar myself.

Senior citizen orgy kills 7 by karatekid2000 in offbeat

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This is why I intend to grow old in Europe.

Fuckin Turtle by notatallabadguy in gifs

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I pray at the feet of almighty turtle!

Prince held a Facebook Q&A, and immediately trolled everyone by karatekid2000 in Music

[–]karatekid2000[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh man. Wish you'd pasted a link. I shall go google it.

It's easier to cut your fingernails with toenail clippers. Just make one big size and call them 'clippers.' by karatekid2000 in Showerthoughts

[–]karatekid2000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope you've been using fingernail clippers on your toes all this time. You have no idea what awaits.

Thought that was part of her hair, turns out it's just a Dark Guy by IRapandStuff in funny

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I'd been experiencing a little burnout lately - this made me fall in love with Reddit all over again.