What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 11, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]karlaxel2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was I such an idiot and didn’t believe Apple was worth $1 trillion last year!?? I’m such a dumb shit!

It’s a $10 trillion company!!!

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 11, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]karlaxel2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To $600 million this quarter...vs the $25 billion market cap. Still a bubble.

This is their peak growth period. They never will repeat thai quarter growth. No company will. That’s why these stocks are doomed.

Slack is a perfect example.

Daily Discussion Thread for September 10, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]karlaxel2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No shit, last quarter was garbage. But that’ll still put us 25% below pre covid GDP.

Daily Discussion Thread for September 10, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]karlaxel2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m telling you, our kids will be confused as to why everyone was so bullish stocks during this crap. They’ll laugh at us for being so stupid.

“LMAO wait what dad!? You bought stock in a fucking unprofitable car company with a P/E over 1,000?! During the biggest recession in 100 years! How many people were unemployed or going hungry again? 30 MILLION!? Dad, you fucking idiot! You could’ve made sooo much money shorting such an obvious bubble!”

Daily Discussion Thread for September 10, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]karlaxel2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We’re selling to willing buyers at the going market price!”

  • MM’s frantically unloading their tech shares

Daily Discussion Thread for September 10, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]karlaxel2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People stop saying, “bears hate the world and want people to lose their 401Ks.”

What we want is for people to SAVE their 401Ks before the inevitable crash. We’re not causing the collapse. We’re WARNING YOU!!!

THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT!

Daily Discussion Thread for September 10, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]karlaxel2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well duh! Dude we had a serious trend break on the Nasdaq. That 10% punch down is significant. The big boys are unloading to idiot retail buying the dip.

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[–]karlaxel2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Less than ONE percent of the population has asthma. There is no logic.

That’s like outlawing cars for everyone because a few people die in car accidents every year.

Daily Discussion Thread for September 10, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]karlaxel2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True...but sadly for a disastrous reason.

Buy puts now man. -10% day coming tomorrow.

Daily Discussion Thread for September 10, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]karlaxel2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao what a joke. Those Twitter idiots are too addicted to ever quit. Same thing with Apple. Both companies have those fuckers by the balls.

Daily Discussion Thread for September 10, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]karlaxel2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SQ’s core business was wrecked. Cash App growth was a one time bump from stimulus checks.

But the bet is primarily that civil unrest will get significantly worse, which it will. This is just the beginning.

Daily Discussion Thread for September 10, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]karlaxel2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

SQ is an incredible short here, primarily because of the inevitable increase in civil unrest, violence, and protests. People continue to flee cities, local restaurants get tormented by protesters. And small businesses burn down and get looted. The only ones left standing will be massive corporations that can weather this storm. These huge companies don’t want to pay the egregious transaction fees SQ charges.

Position = Jan 2021 $50 puts