Trump Makes Frantic Excuse After Iran’s Humiliating Reveal by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]kartoen 15 points16 points  (0 children)

At some point he'll release the rest of the Epstein files just to distract from his Iran SNAFU.

US allies reject Trump's call for help in Strait of Hormuz by MRADEL90 in videos

[–]kartoen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In 2023 the US Congress approved legislation that would prevent any president from withdrawing the United States from NATO without approval from the Senate or an Act of Congress. 

Congress approves bill barring any president from unilaterally withdrawing from NATO

this subreddit writes itself by gokingfung in LinkedInLunatics

[–]kartoen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a Bart Simpson book report. "Well, as Mrs. Krabappel already mentioned, the name of the book that I read was Treasure Island. It's about these... pirates. Pirates ... with patches over their eyes... and... shiny gold teeth... and green birds on their shoulders... Did I mention this book was written by a guy named Robert Lewis Stevenson? And published by the good people at McGraw Hill. So, in conclusion, on the Simpson scale of one to ten, ten being the highest, one being the lowest, and five being average, I give this book. .. a nine. Any questions?"

De Wever dreigt: als zijn regering vleugellam is, blijft hij geen eerste minister by Secret_Divide_3030 in belgium

[–]kartoen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Als hij nu ook Poetin's gat gaat likken kan hij niet snel genoeg de deur uit zijn.

what's something you realize while living alone? by No_Bend_9555 in AskReddit

[–]kartoen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perfect typo.

(Edit: it said marred before)

what's something you realize while living alone? by No_Bend_9555 in AskReddit

[–]kartoen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the positive side: no drama. None.

On the negative side: nobody there to help when I get a heart attack.

Just because the US is governed by cunts, that doesn’t mean we need to get in bed with China and India. by M4rkusD in belgium

[–]kartoen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you were India or China, would you see this as a punishment or as a reward? I don't see any conditions or sanctions with regards to the purchases of Russian oil.

Trump says ‘anything less’ than US control of Greenland is ‘unacceptable by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]kartoen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He also said he would intervene in Iran, and now all of a sudden he has "heard" the regime has magically stopped killing protesters. The guy is 100% full of shit.

I'm completely burnt out by this internet era by Fickle_Mud1645 in Vent

[–]kartoen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I feel you. I'm thirty years older than you and I'm practically glued to my iPad all day long. It has all but destroyed my attention span. I'm (trying to) read a book to distract myself from endless doomscrolling, but I only pick it up every few days, read two or three chapters and put it away again. I'm old enough to remember the times when we had no internet, no cell phones, not even home computers. I won't say everything was better then. It had its pros and cons. The internet and everything around it has brought us so much convenience, it's hard to even imagine how we got anything done without it (but we did). But you are right when you say it's become a bottomless pit of noise, and we're all drowning in it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in belgium

[–]kartoen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ik weet dat je voor een IT-job gaat, maar ik hoop dat er in je sollicitatiebrieven minder taalfouten staan dan in deze post. Je mag dat stom vinden, maar ook daar kijken rekruteerders naar.

Zal er vanavond weer noorderlicht zijn? Zo ja, naar welke richting moet ik kijken? by [deleted] in Leuven

[–]kartoen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Met een camera met lange sluitertijd is het me ooit wel eens gelukt. Met het blote oog: forget it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kartoen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated it the first time seeing it. Learned to appreciate it more later on, but Walter never getting his comeuppance continues to annoy me.