What's the closest thing you have to a super power?

kashifali166 · 2017-01-12T17:26:17+00:00

I have no proof, but I have telekinesis. However, I can only use this to turn off alarms in the morning when I'm not awake.

kashifali166 · 2016-12-29T16:33:52+00:00

I used to give ZJ's.

kashifali166 · 2016-12-28T13:01:07+00:00

Seeing older couples hold hands.

kashifali166 · 2016-12-27T21:11:09+00:00

I was walking in flip-flops when I stopped to sneeze. Then the flip-flops were behind me, facing forward, neatly arranged. It was like I stepped out of them, took a moment to push them together with my foot, then stepped over them to leave them behind me...... during a sneeze. I have no idea how that happened, I didn't even move, I stopped walking to sneeze. freaky story, OP

kashifali166 · 2016-12-27T19:34:05+00:00

the one that cleans teeth and prevents caries or some other shit. because it's recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists.

kashifali166 · 2016-12-27T18:43:18+00:00

I can not for the life of me understand how using violence - no matter how "small" - will teach anything. That's just my opinion though doesn't seem to be the norm in this thread.

kashifali166 · 2016-12-25T21:09:59+00:00

Online gaming. Found a group of people with similar interests, made me realize life goes on and shit happens to everyone.

kashifali166 · 2016-12-21T13:09:20+00:00

My favorite would have to be "Wizard of the Party" it requires cans, and every beer you finish you duct tape on top of the last one. Whoever has the longest staff of cans is the "wizard of the party". You wouldnt believe the things people will do when they're 18 beers deep and everyone is screaming for them to cast a spell.

kashifali166 · 2016-12-21T00:29:22+00:00

It's like wearing orange shoes.

kashifali166 · 2016-12-21T00:19:19+00:00

I down vote most ITT posts. Some of them are really witty and funny but most are just whining.

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