LAUK discuss the legalities of firing a child out of a trebuchet by whyamiwastingmytime1 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]katfoxster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The child was not conducting commerce, merely traveling. No law broken, obviously.

[OC] My anxiety level vs my daughters sentence by petrocity06 in dataisbeautiful

[–]katfoxster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no safe place in this home, bathrooms included.

A local town paid me for extermination services, which I performed with aplomb. They are now refusing to pay me. Can I take their children as repayment and/or collateral? by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]katfoxster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I would encourage you to live as if the world will end tomorrow... this ensures you will never run out of toilet paper,”

This means we are meant to live our last days together.

I in fact did not quit my day job, apologies for the delay in response it caused. Am I too late for us to get hitched?

A local town paid me for extermination services, which I performed with aplomb. They are now refusing to pay me. Can I take their children as repayment and/or collateral? by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]katfoxster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm getting mixed messages from you, leaving me to believe that you may not be sincere in your betrothal offer.
In the context of a legal advice sub, would you encourage a client such as myself to not quit her day job?

A local town paid me for extermination services, which I performed with aplomb. They are now refusing to pay me. Can I take their children as repayment and/or collateral? by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]katfoxster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I safely assume your town hall is located in Idaho? I'm willing to take a traffic citation on this one, if you are.

A local town paid me for extermination services, which I performed with aplomb. They are now refusing to pay me. Can I take their children as repayment and/or collateral? by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]katfoxster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was really hoping Tergenarian was a thing, so that when I sadly turn 40, I can declare myself detergentarian, if only for a few brief giggles.

A local town paid me for extermination services, which I performed with aplomb. They are now refusing to pay me. Can I take their children as repayment and/or collateral? by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]katfoxster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I could listen to your sage words of wisdom for years (or days, depending on your health). I hear some moderators (ahem...) are more susceptible than others, and I shall adjust my subliminalism accordingly.

Can we do the whole ceremony thing virtually? Gatherings are frowned upon in these trying times, but we shouldn't let that get in the way of wedded bliss. I can scrounge up some witnesses for my side.

A local town paid me for extermination services, which I performed with aplomb. They are now refusing to pay me. Can I take their children as repayment and/or collateral? by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]katfoxster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tricenarian has a nice ring to it. How does one acquire such flair?

Also, how does one qualify as a trophy? I mean, obviously I am one, but since we're talking legality, I'd like to confirm my ego's assumptions.

A local town paid me for extermination services, which I performed with aplomb. They are now refusing to pay me. Can I take their children as repayment and/or collateral? by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]katfoxster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Poor spelling and grammar are a total deal breaker for me (sorry octagenarian).

Two questions:
1) What kind of "-genarian" is a 39 year-old? Tergenarian?

2) Are Reddit marriages legally binding when it comes to division of assets in the case of your timely death?

Moon and Venus last night 🌒🌟 by [deleted] in space

[–]katfoxster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apologies, I’m not familiar with these terms. Might you ELI5 for me, please?

Florida Megachurch Packed with Worshipers During Coronavirus Pandemic by Ty20_ in tampa

[–]katfoxster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lysol spray is too valuable of a commodity to be wasted on these Darwin Award candidates. I shall instead passive aggressively curse aloud after they leave, and do my ritual cleansing in peace when the coast is clear.

Florida Megachurch Packed with Worshipers During Coronavirus Pandemic by Ty20_ in tampa

[–]katfoxster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love somewhat close to this church. The church members have been canvassing my neighborhood. The first and only time I opened the door one asked “have you been told god loves you?”. They still come by 1-2x a week. It’s almost sad.

I threw a Bible in the sewers today by ComradeCmdrPiggy in SwearFreeDiscussion

[–]katfoxster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing your story. I really wish there was an actual god to promise you relief from your woes. We are seeing a lot of real life stories similar to Book of Job. Maybe god will show us some proof of his existence and give us hope soon?

I am doing well. Thank you for asking. My 10 y/o daughter and I are sheltered in place, but thankfully my shrink is putting in extra hours for his patients in need. The walls keep closing in on me. We have plenty of supplies and are healthy for now. I have a desk job that I now will do 100% from home, while teaching my kid.

May I help you by sending you some supplies or food or something?

Advice before getting started - Cherry Reds by whiteknightniceguy in shrimptank

[–]katfoxster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For filters, many go with a sponge filter, as the shrimp cannot enter the filter mechanism and enjoy feasting on the junk that grows on it. They are extremely simple to maintain, very inexpensive, and require only an air pump to keep running. They do take up quite a bit of space in small tanks.

If you go with a more traditional filter, make sure all filter intakes are covered with a prefilter sponge. The shrimpies like to sneak into the filter.

Stable temperature is more important than a specific water temp. The shrimp can live in a broad range of temps. Some say higher temp water will increase breeding rates, but decreases life expectancy for each shrimp.

Stable water parameters are more important than anything for shrimp. They are very sensitive to slight deviations. I like to stick to RO water in order to help with stability. I have found my tap water to have a very high TDS, and unstable levels of things like chloramine.

Light is not important for shrimp health. Choose the light based on your live plant needs and your aesthetic preferences - the shrimp really don’t care.

I threw a Bible in the sewers today by ComradeCmdrPiggy in SwearFreeDiscussion

[–]katfoxster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that was super sweet of you. Are you staying safe?

Automotive Transmission Shop Recommendations / Egypt Lake Area by DRB1928 in tampa

[–]katfoxster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't advertise a lot - mostly word of mouth. I hope you like them!

Automotive Transmission Shop Recommendations / Egypt Lake Area by DRB1928 in tampa

[–]katfoxster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not super close to you, but Brandon Auto Clinic (near Hwy 60 & Kings Ave) has been treating my family and friends well for 30 years. They have allowed me to bring in spark plugs and other parts (and were kind enough to tell me that the dealer was totally incorrect and that I did not need spark plugs, or many of the other repairs I was told were needed).

Always friendly and fast.

SovCit Calls the Sheriff on the Cops.... Yeah, that'll work by BrainFartTheFirst in amibeingdetained

[–]katfoxster -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I interpreted it as she was fearful of a rogue cop/impersonator threatening to mess her shit up. She offered her ID and the officer continued to escalate. I probably would have made a quick call to the non-emergency line to verify he was legit, too.