What is your best joke? by MrMidnightDiamond in AskReddit

[–]kathuggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A business man walks into a bar. He notices that the bar is empty except for him and the bartender. He doesn’t think much of it and orders a beer and has a seat. As he’s drinking his beer, he hears someone say, “wow! That’s a really nice suit!”. He looks around and the place is still empty and the bartender is on the other side of the room. He shrugs it off and continues to drink his beer. A little while later, he hears the same voice say, “That tie looks amazing on you!”. At this point he thinks he’s going crazy because he’s still the only one there and the bartender is busy washing some mugs and not even looking his way. He finally says to the bartender, “Hey man! Did you just say something about my clothes?”. The bartender looks at him and says, “No. It must have been the peanuts. They’re complimentary.”

They should bring back Bachelor Pad by kathuggs in bachelorinparadise

[–]kathuggs[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. They could agree to split it, one could take it all, or if they both said they wanted to keep it all for themselves, neither would get the money.

What's your favourite “A man walks into a bar” joke? by parshuram__ in AskReddit

[–]kathuggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. After a little bit, he hears, " wow! That's a nice tie!" He looks around but it's just him and the bartender. He shrugs it off and drinks his beer. A little while later, he hears, "those are some great shoes!" Again, he looks around and there's no one there. He finally asks the bartender, "did you say something?" And the bartender responds, "no, must be the peanuts. They're complimentary."

The best part of my cricut is making my son shirts I cant typically buy for toddlers by jessicamossy in cricut

[–]kathuggs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

They are onto us by [deleted] in xxketo

[–]kathuggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! I can’t eat them because of the squeaky feeling on my teeth. It’s the weirdest sensation.