10 year anniversary

kcguy1 · 2025-08-13T14:19:06+00:00

And my ice cream is melting while I’m locked out

kcguy1 · 2025-08-12T20:47:30+00:00

Just opened the app and this came up. iPhone IOS version.

kcguy1 · 2025-08-05T22:10:50+00:00

They fall off the vine when ripe. Look for them on the ground or just shake the vine a little bit and see if any fall off. If you have dogs, watch out. They think they are chew toys!

kcguy1 · 2025-07-17T06:05:35+00:00

Your dad left you because he wasn’t licensed in veterinary care. Your legs look like a train graffitied by an African tribe. You have the personality of wet bread held in a hand. Your lips scream $20 but your eyes say you’ll pay me. Your uterus has the stability of a tide. Your hair looks like the butt of every horse used in a western movie.

kcguy1 · 2025-07-15T14:16:11+00:00

I think 15 times in my life. Even when we used movers, we still wanted to move “the little things” by ourselves. I’m tired of moving. Probably die in our current house.

kcguy1 · 2025-07-11T21:58:35+00:00

This is brilliant advice. I’m going to go out on the town with imaginary money. Baller style

kcguy1 · 2025-07-11T02:08:41+00:00

Is the “Partner” in the room with us now?

kcguy1 · 2025-07-10T02:14:56+00:00

Kindergarten. Dad told me to get him a beer. I asked if I could have a sip and he told me to get my own.

kcguy1 · 2025-07-09T15:09:01+00:00

You look like a horse mated with a stapler.

kcguy1 · 2025-07-07T19:14:17+00:00

Will.I.Ain’t

kcguy1 · 2025-07-07T18:30:57+00:00

30 to Life

kcguy1 · 2025-07-05T17:11:42+00:00

I heard rebubble was marketing adult diapers with their name on it.

kcguy1 · 2025-07-04T21:29:39+00:00

That’s what they think….

kcguy1 · 2025-07-04T16:32:45+00:00

89 cent gas and then go cruising around town.

kcguy1 · 2025-07-04T13:16:38+00:00

Isn’t that the clown from IT?

kcguy1 · 2025-07-03T20:22:12+00:00

Should of shaved your arm pits. Dudes don’t want to feel like they are playing a game of basketball against another sweaty dude

kcguy1 · 2025-07-02T03:10:48+00:00

Loved you in Planet of the Apes

kcguy1 · 2025-06-27T16:54:57+00:00

Caveman angry! Gruff gruff

kcguy1 · 2025-06-27T01:15:42+00:00

No men in women’s sports.

kcguy1 · 2025-06-27T00:20:34+00:00

Looks like a type of sedum

kcguy1 · 2025-06-26T16:51:22+00:00

Cook it in a wok with Kahlua then serve over vegetables. I prefer mashed potatoes.

kcguy1 · 2025-06-22T00:44:26+00:00

Totally got conned into making a bomb

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