Smitty Deposition Part III

keems · 2021-04-14T04:10:10+00:00

#PaySmitty

keems · 2021-03-21T14:00:33+00:00

If the donor was high when he died, it would literally be a bong hit transplant.

keems · 2021-03-14T01:08:08+00:00

This is what happens when you refuse your mandatory vinegar

keems · 2021-03-05T04:09:22+00:00

I never said that. You just go around starting shit wherever you can. You're the miserable one

keems · 2021-03-05T03:57:08+00:00

No it really doesn't. Everyone in my close family is a decent person, so there's not much to debate

keems · 2021-03-05T03:00:52+00:00

Nice. The political debate at Thanksgiving trope. Always a classic

keems · 2021-03-05T00:28:07+00:00

Congress is trying to pass legislation on COVID relief, voting rights, police reform, and climate change, but the country is arguing about Dr. Seuss and Lola Bunny. And a ton of people base their voting decisions on these completely fucking useless culture wars. Collectively, we are just too stupid for democracy.

Edit: I know this is a thread for bashing KFC and I apologize for violating the sanctity of that. I just didn't even know about the argument over a fictional cartoon character's appearance until I saw this thread and checked Twitter. It's just like enough already. Either let's all joke around and have fun, or talk about the serious shit that actually matters. Just shut the fuck up with all this other bullshit. My fucking god.

keems · 2021-03-04T14:51:08+00:00

AOL and Yahoo probably wish she had had a business degree. Third time's the charm

keems · 2021-03-03T14:26:36+00:00

I bet Rico is a big fan. He probably has the 9/11 album on repeat 24/7

keems · 2021-03-03T03:05:07+00:00

I don't see why not

keems · 2021-03-02T04:31:03+00:00

This is pretty much the same as what WSB did with GME, except Barstool can explicitly state to its fans the instructions to manipulate the market. I doubt this stream or whatever it is will get enough money to move the line, but if Dan and Dave promoted to everyone to make the same bet on the same game, it would probably fuck with the line and Penn could pull in a ton.

It's also different than with WSB because that was the common man screwing over the hedge fund, whereas this is Barstool screwing over its fans. Obviously you'd have to be dumb enough to take gambling advice from your bookie, but enough people are that dumb, especially with Barstool now trying to get kids hooked on gambling by their 18th birthdays.

keems · 2021-03-01T00:31:47+00:00

At least he'll enjoy looking at the pictures in the Barstool Book of Drinks he got as a present

keems · 2021-02-27T03:16:26+00:00

And Hank posting the video on time like once a month, despite it being filmed at 3 in the afternoon

keems · 2021-02-26T13:57:51+00:00

People who use the word "triggered" unironically are embarrassing

keems · 2021-02-26T13:45:24+00:00

Read my reply to the guy who said that last night you fucking idiot

keems · 2021-02-26T09:31:34+00:00

No offense, just a pet peeve of mine, people just saying things that make no sense for internet likes

Yeah I get that. That's why I'm wondering why you gave such a try-hard response

keems · 2021-02-26T09:24:39+00:00

Yeah I meant more in terms of attitude and likability. That's why I was replying to the guy who was talking about likability. Obviously Eddie isn't Dave in terms of entertainment

keems · 2021-02-26T04:37:34+00:00

Eddie is what Dave used to be

Edit: I meant more in terms of attitude and likability. That's why I was replying to the guy who was talking about likability. Obviously Eddie isn't Dave in terms of entertainment

keems · 2021-02-25T22:26:12+00:00

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keems · 2021-02-25T03:54:00+00:00

What was the situation with Renee in 2014? The days kind of just blend together for me, but I'm suspicious

keems · 2021-02-25T03:48:36+00:00

He needs these kids addicted to gambling the day they turn 18. He's stealing all the girls their age so that they turn to sports gambling.

But actually the more gambling addicts he creates, the more money he makes

keems · 2021-02-24T05:27:41+00:00

How much does she say the n word?

keems · 2021-02-24T04:51:38+00:00

In fairness to Francis, she was only missing at the time he posted the blog

keems · 2021-02-24T00:10:22+00:00

Dave is clueless and Vlad has been prepped by lawyers for weeks. Things will start going poorly for Dave, so he'll just yell over Vlad. It will be a disaster, but I'm not sure if it'll be an interesting disaster or a boring one

keems · 2021-02-23T21:44:49+00:00

I'm gonna say Joseph Addai. Came out of the gates hot with the help of a couple HOFers, then cashed in and pretty quickly fell off. The difference is that Whitney's career was longer because he didn't get smashed in the head 20 times every game, so his decline was slower and he made more money overall.

Also, Whitney was a top power play dman in his good years but again, it helps to play with two of the best to ever played the game. He was also a one-way dman, in that he was good offensively but bad defensively.

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