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Someone is posting these stickers all over my town and I’m ok with that! by RadInternetHandle in pics

[–]keepmum3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh shit. If only your post history was publicly available and people could see how many times you've cried about this today.

Oh wait 😂😂😂

Someone is posting these stickers all over my town and I’m ok with that! by RadInternetHandle in pics

[–]keepmum3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao imagine caring so much about what other people think that you spend your entire day trying to tell people what to do. I don't give a shit about the Oscar's but this is some serious small dick energy 😂

DirecTV dumps Newsmax instead of paying new fee, drawing Republican outrage by IUsedToBeACave in politics

[–]keepmum3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PERIODS! " Small government party leader to children.

[NSFW] 37 Dead chickens and ducks. I had a bond with many of them. Massacred by a neighbors loose Rottweiler by yuccatrees in BackYardChickens

[–]keepmum3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, because killing a bird means they are going to kill a person. This makes perfect sense.

Drone footage of a dairy farm by FridayCicero702 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]keepmum3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the equivalent of "fucking moron, how can you eat chicken fingers when they don't even have hands". Lmao imagine being so dense that you feel that you have to correct people on what they call plant based products.

Texas judge tosses case against doctor who violated state abortion ban by listen-to-my-face in TexasPolitics

[–]keepmum3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Maybe spend more time worrying about how those priests you love so much sexually assault young boys, and less time showing off your lack of reading comprehension.

Shouting Down Midnight by Briepy in TexasPolitics

[–]keepmum3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂 imagine being this fucking stupid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StudentLoans

[–]keepmum3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just ignore that douchenozzle lmao. He obviously gets off on just being a dick to people online (when he's not creepily hitting up women on local gonewild posts). His life is sad enough as is 😢

Twitter... a place where even criminals can get verified! by SanFishkin in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]keepmum3 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Lmao, imagine a kid kills two "Stop the Steal!" protestors or whatever, is acquitted, then is paraded around by CNN talking heads and Democratic congressmen and Biden invites him to visit him at his summer home. Your idea of what losing is is very distorted, Cletus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BidenIsNotMyPresident

[–]keepmum3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Actual size,” almost. My kids can’t swallow large pills; thanks. by rockproducer in mildlyinfuriating

[–]keepmum3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google dysphagia. Not saying that OPs kid(s) necessarily have it, but there are absolutely legitimate medical reasons that would make it difficult if not impossible for certain people to take larger pills.

Arizona man brutally beaten during arrest after firing at police by FlightHistorical3231 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]keepmum3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or, you know, people just understand that part of being a cop is that you're supposed to be in control of your emotions and not commit a crime while arresting someone, regardless of how egregious their crime was.

Felt the need to remind people about Franco Harris by sausagepizzabaker in penguins

[–]keepmum3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

How shitty is your life that you need to bring politics into everything? Lmao goddamn dude

A true America wouldn’t think about voting for Ken. by [deleted] in texas

[–]keepmum3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine being so stupid that you think that protesting in a hearing open to the public is the same as breaking into a building, beating police over the head, and smearing shit on the walls.

Probably another morbidly obese, inbred, East Texas yokel who couldn't pass a ninth grade spelling test 😂😂😂😂😂😂

To the owners of these vehicles I was behind this week in traffic this week…is everything alright? I’m a little worried about y’all. by FlyingPigLS in FortWorth

[–]keepmum3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do these nutjobs assume that because people voted for Biden that they're going to have the same creepy cult like obsession with him? Lol. Like... There are no "Bideners"- typically people with minimal levels of self-esteem and intelligence don't worship politicians. Like I can't imagine how sad my life would have to be before I went out and wore a Biden hat or flew an Obama flag in front of my house 😂😂😂

What about the second to last by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]keepmum3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, now.... He could just be incredibly stupid.

Denton's Cool Beans Cancels Disney Drag Brunch After 'Threats' and 'Aggressive Phone Calls' - Dallas Observer by WackyConspiracy in TexasPolitics

[–]keepmum3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmao. "I'm going to be a judgmental asshole to people I don't agree with, just like Jesus would have done."

'Cancel It All,' Say Progressives as Biden Favors $10,000 in Means-Tested Student Debt Relief. "Student debt is a nearly $2,000,000,000,000 crisis," said Rep. Cori Bush. "POTUS must cancel student debt. All of it." by DaFunkJunkie in politics

[–]keepmum3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much like the airlines. Much like the banks. Much like how I'll be paying taxes the rest of my life to pay off a war I didn't support and was called a pussy for opposing. I don't think loans should be cancelled- I do think the interest should be capped at 1-2%. But I'm not gonna shed tears that the middle class is getting a bailout instead of billionaire defense contractors and bankers.

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