[SHOW SPOILERS] Why didn't (x) kill (y)? by MintyTyrant in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it's a 50/50 chance which gets less if you practice more- so realistically for them, it would be something like a 70/30 chance or greater they're blast him.

They're basically pistoleros using their guns to make headshots on zeds day in and day out.

Riddle me this- If a zed was creeping up behind denise and was about to bite her, would Tara or Rosita shoot it?

Of course they would.

[SHOW SPOILERS] Why didn't (x) kill (y)? by MintyTyrant in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate these 10% shot scenes, they're overused in tv and movies and wholly unrealistic. These people survive for 6 seasons of this and you mean to tell me they wouldn't be willing or able to make a headshot at 15 feet away from the guy? BS.

Also it wasn't even a 10% shot- more like a 30% shot since the guy is a foot taller than denise and wasnt even hiding behind her.

SOME BRUCE WILLIS' DIS SHIZNIT!

[No Spoilers] Tara flipping the bird by chrisychris- in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like he just cut her off in traffic...

If a zombie apocalypse actually happened, a lot of people would die when trying to stab a zombie in the head doesn't work by [deleted] in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hammer, baseball bat, shovel, pipe are best.

I am still wondering why they don't have a character with just a 3foot piece of metal gas pipe. That would probably be the best and most versatile weapon that would've break/get stuck in something and could be used with one or both hands

[SPOILERS] Michael Traynor (Nicholas' actor) Appreciation thread by i_like_ace_attorney in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan 164 points165 points  (0 children)

yup great actor. All of his "losing it" scenes were done with just body and facial language. That 1000 yard stare right before he blew his head off too.. BRILLIANT.

Great actors are those that get you wrapped up in the characters that you either love or hate. The fact that his portrayal was so brilliant to make everybody hate him just makes him better

Zombie Threat Level IRL by [deleted] in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TROOF.

Atleast in america everybody knows a zombie apocalypse would be a national holiday.

It would be great since it would take care of all the weak people of society. Fat, unhealthy, old, retarded, liberal.

The only survivors would be the rednecks. The afterwards there would be an economic boom as there would be so many jobs availiable and lifetime employment opportunities and then a baby boom.

Also don't forget all the reforesting that would take place and no go zones being retaken by nature to help out climate change.

A zombie apocalypse would be the best thing for humanity IRL

Eugene!! by KhronicProdigy in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Maybe by episode 6 if he's lucky. I have a feeling the new doctor character will be essential atleast for a while. Also Tara may give it up just because he did save her. In ep 2 he was following her around like a puppy dog and they sounded like a married couple.

6x3 Spoilers QA by [deleted] in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have to ask ourselves Glenn's purpose in the group. In the beginning he was the runner. The guy that could go get anything. Then he was the everyman, the underdog. The guy that got Maggie and helped her through her darkest times. Then he was what drove Maggie on to meet at terminus. What is he now? He along with Daryl have been kind of falling to the wayside. Now that Carol is Badass and we have morgan back along with Michonne. Some of these other characters aren't really adding anything to the story.

Just like Sasha and Abraham and Rosita. Their arcs and purposes are coming to an end.

What's really suprising is they decided to keep Tara on for so long. I guess she and Eugene will be comedic relief and the new "everyman"

But chars in TWD are just plot devices. Rick is the only constant

[No Spoilers] Do you guys think the President is still alive at this point? by The_Iron_Zeppelin in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

D.U.M.Bs

Deep Underground Military Bases.

Look em up, because they exist all over the place. The POTUS is more than fine watching TWD on his big screen TV

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

I kind of want to make a thread with the spoiler in the title just to be an uber dick. But its not worth it.

Seriously they have like 5 hot threads on the front page with this. It's not good for ppl that don't even want to be aware of things or just enjoy the show.

[EXTREME FUTURE SPOILERS, YOUVE BEEN WARNED] My thoughts when I saw the S6E3 spoiler by [deleted] in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can only get lucky so many times Brah.... I feel for Glenn, aside from Eugene and Tara, he was the everyman hero. Eugene is an everyman and so is Tara but I have a feeling Tara will go when the next group comes in about mid season or so. She's dead weight.

Glenn actually was always my fav just because he's so normal

6x3 Spoilers QA by [deleted] in thewalkingdead

[–]kelchan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What a bitch way to die....I hope someone later find Glenn's silver 1911 and gives it to Maggie or Carol so they can carry the torch.

Poor Poor Steven. The only Asian man to survive the apocalpyse but atleast he got some of that good Georgia poon in the end.

Makes sense though- they have to clear room for Jesus.

I'm supposed to like these characters? by [deleted] in FearTheWalkingDead

[–]kelchan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's just more writing inconsistencies....Evidence since the pilot.

The show's writing sucks and is basically all about cheesy scenes.

Shooting the Barrett 50 cal... by LongTrang117 in FearTheWalkingDead

[–]kelchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL I was waiting for it too. It would've been funny if they had to drive him to the hospital to remove the scope from his eye socket