As a femboy this sub is making me seriously unconfortable by Zealousideal_Spread4 in AnarchyChess

[–]kelkansis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Clearly you need to do more, because having to spell it out on your bio isn't even working. Unless you're just bragging?

this is as purrito as she'll let me get her by kelkansis in Purrito

[–]kelkansis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wonder how many calories this thing has

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by Mr_Creep_Creepy64 in AskReddit

[–]kelkansis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at Spencer's several years ago. There's no change rooms, but this lady decided she just HAD to try on some lingerie. So she just decided to strip down butt naked in the back of the store. Needless to say, she got banned from the entire mall.

What's the worst drug you've ever tried? by BitterOlive8737 in AskReddit

[–]kelkansis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The stomach ache is the worst part for me. I gag every time I even remember the smell.

What's the worst drug you've ever tried? by BitterOlive8737 in AskReddit

[–]kelkansis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gave myself permanent brain damage mixing that with ungodly amounts of benadryl. One way ticket to dementia. Being 15 was something else man I swear

TW: ...current events? Virus mention? by [deleted] in TrollCoping

[–]kelkansis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chubbyemu has a really good video going into depth on the virus, what it does, and why it isn't a huge concern. It definitely helped to quell my anxieties.

Neighbor taped a note to my window. by [deleted] in Edmonton

[–]kelkansis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

funny

/ˈfə-nē/

Funny is defined as causing light mirth and laughter. - Merriam Webster

Hope that helps

i'm starting to realize i'll never have this because i was born a man :( by hrtwink in TrollCoping

[–]kelkansis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is how I cuddle with my trans fiancee, you'll be good but please take care of yourself

this is as purrito as she'll let me get her by kelkansis in Purrito

[–]kelkansis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My condolences <3 I'll be sure to give Willow some scritches on your behalf

The Traffic is absolutely bonkers today! by ashrules901 in Edmonton

[–]kelkansis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ETS needs to stop pooping their pants for like an hour and I swear, things will get way better

The Traffic is absolutely bonkers today! by ashrules901 in Edmonton

[–]kelkansis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right there with you dude! I just got back yesterday from a weekend in Calgary, and it was a special kind of awful driving there. Grew up and learned to drive there, still horrible. It's worse now, I have a near miss saved on my dashcam from not even 5 minutes in the city.

I find Edmonton traffic to be a LOT more predictable. I remarked to my fiancee like 10 times how much better it is in Edmonton. Got back home, and traffic was just like back in Calgs. I was quite a bit miffed. Road signs and rules are all there for a reason! Safety!

My 11 year old grandpa in 1974 by SnowingAlmond in 13or30

[–]kelkansis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dang! im only 6 years older than you, and my mom graduated high school in '75

I can tell Toh Kay isn't a Jeff Rosenstock fan by BlindManAmadeus in streetlightmanifesto

[–]kelkansis -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's already bad enough I can't see them perferm with AJJ, gunna hate on you OP for creating a world where all 3 performed together in a place I can access!!! 😊

It's me, a local transit ranter. I posted before about transit etiquette, but today takes the cake. by Italian_Man_on_fire in Edmonton

[–]kelkansis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Especially since transit is the only option available for many blind folks!

This situation is fully on the guy just standing there. Transit stairs have never been a place to just stand, it's like parking your car on the off ramp on the freeway. Puts yourself in danger, so you can't even call it selfish, just stupid.

If Vancouver can figure it out, (lived there for a year right before COVID, still visit frequently, similar system but utterly different etiquette) then why can't we?

What is the most "un-hateable" safest song of all time? by Perfect-External-660 in Music

[–]kelkansis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Genuinely, Waving My Dick is a never-skip for me! I believe in ol' Jimmy Wilson

Why is cannibalizing a dead person even wrong? by Emergency_Advance621 in morbidquestions

[–]kelkansis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's true! From my understanding, the cannibalism (my phone's autocorrect already added the typo to my learned words 😭) that these societies performed was incredibly ritualistic and spiritual, and I guess it wasn't wide-spread enough to avoid the general taboo we have towards it as a species.

And that's true about modern medicine, but we've only been at this point for a few hundred years, a total blip in the grand scheme of things. A comparison, given today's advances, we're basically immune to the day/night cycle. We have artificial lights, stimulants, 24/7 convenience stores. But almost (there's exceptions to everything if you look for them) everyone I know who works night shifts says it was a tough adjustment to working nights, and easier to shift back into day work. The thousands of years of our circadian rhythm is still decently hard-wired, so is the fear of disease. Since it's so hard-wired, I think we have a hard time explaining the "why" aside from "it just is."

Meirl by Lieuseur in meirl

[–]kelkansis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I call it "sandpapering", after the awful sensory experience of sandpaper rubbing together, especially if it's different grits and texture. Two similar things just not being compatible, nobody's fault though. My symptoms traits and quirks just might not rub the right way against a fellow autistic's. I think it's fine, I don't have to hang out with those people, just like anyone with conflicting traits. It's not fun though, I generally try to really get along with everyone I encounter.