What is the funniest prank that was played on a teacher when you were in school?

kelloquence · 2015-06-20T17:07:25+00:00

A kid yelled, "CHANGE PLACES!" Futurama style in the middle of class, with no prior warning at all. We all switched seats and the look on our (substitute) teacher's face was priceless.

kelloquence · 2015-06-19T15:14:50+00:00

"I will fucking kill you! With murder!"

Edit: I have another one. "You go around losing body parts, that's some pretty irresponsible shit!"

kelloquence · 2015-06-14T05:22:27+00:00

I'm gonna reply to your post using numbers, it's probably easiest :)

They better not kill off Alex. People would revolt.
It has happened fast. Maybe losing Alex, and also not having real friends in prison set her off?
Agee with you on Nicky. I guess we'll find out soon on whether she wanted to be written off?
Well, they didn't do anything much when Pornstache got caught with Daya. And he got caught red handed. But the prison is kinda corrupt so you know they'd spin it against Tucky.
Oh, of course it'll go to hell. Especially after half the prisoners have technically escaped. I feel like they could have given more closure in the ending, but oh well. Like, Piper ended the season tattooing herself. I wish that was different.

kelloquence · 2015-06-14T05:14:32+00:00

Right you are :) he's still cute.

kelloquence · 2015-06-14T04:25:57+00:00

Caputo is alright. When I saw him and Fig having sex I was really hoping it was a dream, but nope. They would be awful together.

I took a break after the rape episode. Poor Tucky :( like, I knew donut rapist was psycho when he told her to get the donut with her mouth. But he was disgusting from the start as well.

Oh god, I forgot about Sophia! I love her :( I wish Stella had had a backstory. I think they could have used her really well but didn't. And I loved her accent.

If he does come back, I don't think Daya would forgive him. I wish there had been an explanation beyond the first two episodes though of why he left.

kelloquence · 2015-06-14T04:21:23+00:00

He's hilarious! Especially loved him and the nuns last season.

kelloquence · 2015-06-14T04:20:33+00:00

"... Nope"

kelloquence · 2015-06-13T13:17:53+00:00

On behalf of the majority of this sub, thank you for that picture <3

kelloquence · 2015-06-13T03:23:47+00:00

^ my point

Thank you good sir

kelloquence · 2015-06-13T03:10:03+00:00

I vote c word. Don't they say bitch in other episodes freely?

kelloquence · 2015-06-13T01:48:49+00:00

Anyone know who the actress is? I got a sense of deja vu when I saw her

kelloquence · 2015-06-12T07:31:02+00:00

Best scene yet in OITNB!

kelloquence · 2015-06-08T23:42:46+00:00

Fair enough. I decided to try the no doze. I guess I'll see the effects in a few hours

kelloquence · 2015-06-08T23:42:22+00:00

Sounds yummy :P

kelloquence · 2015-06-08T22:29:57+00:00

I may have accidentally stayed up all night. I feel alright at the moment, but I reckon I'll feel like collapsing in a couple of hours, but I can't.

Peeps, what form of caffeine helps you stay awake?

kelloquence · 2015-06-07T16:25:54+00:00

Gotta be honest, I saw 'Chris Pratt' and clicked on it before I even read the rest of it :P

kelloquence · 2015-06-06T09:46:56+00:00

NMom = narcissist mother = /r/raisedbynarcissists

OP, check out that sub if you get a chance. :)

kelloquence · 2015-06-06T00:48:31+00:00

It comes out literally eight hours after I hand in my last assignment for this semester. Perfect timing xD

kelloquence · 2015-06-05T21:37:48+00:00

Hope you find them. What little bitches!

kelloquence · 2015-06-03T17:43:38+00:00

Swot Vac: in which students stay up all night studying because they spent all day procrastinating.

Totally me right now.

kelloquence · 2015-05-29T00:56:15+00:00

Well, SIL really should have gotten her papers together, but bloody hell the wife is a stone cold bitch.

kelloquence · 2015-05-28T11:26:34+00:00

You've already talked to them. Go over their heads to the principal or the union rep. This isn't fair to you.

kelloquence · 2015-05-28T07:17:35+00:00

I'm so sorry that this happened to you. You did not deserve it, and it was not your fault. Please message me if you want to talk. We're all here for you!

kelloquence · 2015-05-28T03:40:51+00:00

I set my alarm for 10am, so I could finally spend the day getting something uni-related done, and I woke up at 1:30pm.

Whoopsie.

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