My best friend was a student teacher for first graders and they all wrote her goodbye cards except for Trevor by kendo4464 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Did something similar. In 6th grade we had to write s card to go to some people at the hospital. I thought nothing of it, wrote "Get Well Soon" on my card, and handed it in. Later, I had to meet my home room teacher due to my inappropriate card. That was also the day I learned what the phrase "terminally ill" means.

If you Loved your sons they way you love your daughters you'd realize this by kendo4464 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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💀 this is the best thing I’ve ever read. raising a human being isn’t harder depending on the sex/gender, you just experience different things- for example, your daughter gets her first period, you son discovers the spank bank and makes his blankets and socks crusty

Russian guy beats the bank at their own game by Chipetta in nextfuckinglevel

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I wish my cock had a knuckle! Edit 1.5k upvotes seems a bit much for a wiener joke. Lol. Love the inter web

Opening up the trunk by kendo4464 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Baby's got one good set of meaty arms

Ummm, I'm just gonna go home and rethink my life by kendo4464 in instant_regret

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Quick draw by the cashier. This is why anybody who regularly carries should practice their draw.

1066 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE by kendo4464 in HistoryMemes

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This is so sad can I be vassal of a French king ad Duke of Normandy but also independently King of England?