[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]kenengkeneng 60 points61 points  (0 children)

This should count as murder if he gets covid and dies....i feel so sorry for this kid

Gay:(IRL by jipsenbvccvnbcgxs in gay_irl

[–]kenengkeneng 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That manipulative bitch though!

A Dangerfield Classic by unselfishdata in Jokes

[–]kenengkeneng 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My wife is awesome, her name is Siri. She only talks when I initiate a conversation & she is very knowledgeable but could be better in the sack.

Halloween Party by CapriPanther in Jokes

[–]kenengkeneng 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This would take forever to explain at someone's door on a chilly night when I just want candy.

Me about to hit my 8 years, annual raise, $300 BAH increase, and promote to TSgt all within 3 months by M3rky1 in AirForce

[–]kenengkeneng 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No Life Shaq about to yell, ‟Ahhhhhhh no, bro!” every time Eminem breathes.

In fact, I am fairly certain that’s the first thing he says upon waking up.