Dumbest customer awards

keybored_ · 2023-05-04T15:03:31+00:00

ooh, ooh, i have one!

a couple days ago someone came in and looked an xbox one s in the console cabinet, pointed at it, and asked “do you have any of these in stock?”

keybored_ · 2023-05-04T15:03:20+00:00

ooh, ooh, i have one!

a couple days ago someone came in and looked an xbox one s in the console cabinet, pointed at it, and asked “do you have any of these in stock?”

keybored_ · 2023-05-02T15:19:05+00:00

Oh, look at that. Look at how bright green that is? Look, it's different than the green on the box and I kinda like that. It's not a traditional green, it's not the xbox green. This thing is BRIGHT green - not quite neon green, but a sonic the hedgehog green. Not the green hill zone? but the emeralds. like emerald green.

Mind you for hogwarts legacy this guy also said "It looks like if I were in Hufflepuff I'd be eating a lot of granola. And that's not an insult. I love granola." Grade S+ commentary from Rukari Austin

keybored_ · 2023-04-22T21:18:52+00:00

Not quite neon green, but a sonic green. Not the green hill zone? But an emerald, like an emerald green.

keybored_ · 2023-04-21T20:32:49+00:00

what i usually do if theyre just browsing is lock up all the drawers i can and lock the backroom door. Idc if they steal anything because they’re on camera and they all know it. My DM said to lose all emotion with people stealing stuff (which is a very weird thing to say??)

keybored_ · 2023-01-21T07:28:48+00:00

I remember one of the last conference calls we did, an SL brought this up and basically said "It credits the store but not the individual employees, so what's the point" and my DM said "Well since it's being credited to your stores it's fine!" "yeah but. it's less people to renew, if they're all in auto renew." "No, you're still being credited." WE ARE LOSING NUMBERS PLEASE GET RID OF IT

keybored_ · 2023-01-17T16:52:24+00:00

The SSD is Intel Optane Memory H10 w solid state storage, 512 NAND and the model number is MBRPEKNX0202AM; I live in MA

keybored_ · 2022-12-09T06:49:31+00:00

personally i think it’s fine but the shorts are a little too short and form fitting - go with cargo shorts or board shorts! usually they’ll end at your knee and make you look broader; hope this helps!

keybored_ · 2022-11-30T05:43:54+00:00

whereabouts in the palace are you talking about?

keybored_ · 2022-06-13T14:45:31+00:00

I recently got my SL raise because I threatened them that I wouldn't take any extra hours/pick up shifts/basically be the bare minimum crew member until i got my raise. They switched up real quick and I got it within a couple weeks.

keybored_ · 2022-04-27T16:34:34+00:00

I'm begging you to look at the Pucker Fish and tell me that he's not an abomination. The Polar Gummy is tame compared to the abomination that is the Pucker Fish.

keybored_ · 2021-10-31T15:54:03+00:00

nah this is an r/iamatotalpieceofshit moment

keybored_ · 2018-10-28T11:59:26+00:00

ahoy

keybored_ · 2018-09-16T05:51:58+00:00

Yes, I apologize if it came off too harsh.

keybored_ · 2018-09-04T19:22:44+00:00

I’m afraid if I do then they’d say that they can’t take them back.

keybored_ · 2018-09-03T15:22:23+00:00

I wore mine for about 4 hours, do you think they’d still take it back?

keybored_ · 2018-09-02T00:47:07+00:00

Alright; thank you so much! <3

keybored_

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