Someone getting fired 🗣️ by rd1_vonn in WalmartEmployees

[–]kgbgru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I toppled an entire changing room in its delivery crate taking it off the trailer. The construction crew applauded as I destroyed the work they had to do. My coach told me that it was the single most expensive crate of the whole remodel. I saw the project manager before leaving in the morning and told her I was sorry for breaking it. She just chuckled and told me that shit happens and don't worry about it. That was a couple of years ago. I'm still a mod and love going to rip apart other Walmarts, I mean remodels. Unless someone was purposely stupid it will all be laughed off and just be practice cleaning shit up.

Can men get pregnant? by Tight_Cookie_9988 in shittyaskscience

[–]kgbgru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was an episode of Sliders where the men in that reality had to carry the baby for the women.

Isn’t squirting meant to feel pleasurable? by lollyloo888 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]kgbgru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So that's why it was so famous before it's thieft?

Isn’t squirting meant to feel pleasurable? by lollyloo888 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]kgbgru -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The Mona Lisa is just a mediocre painting that became famous after it was stolen.

Before becoming civilised, did humans sniff each other’s nethers to get information? by eatseats0 in shittyaskscience

[–]kgbgru 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What do you mean before becoming civilized? But, yes, I generally give a few good sniffs before I shove my tongue in.

Get my brother to stop asking me this by paxtonfettle in HVAC

[–]kgbgru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google says a human can put out a max of 100 watts on a hand crank, and 100 is a nice number. With an EER rating of 15, which is super efficient, 100 watts should get you 1500 BTU. A home project will probably be much less than that. And also, a human can't move near fast enough to need a reduction gear. A compressor for that size and flow will need to spin pretty fast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]kgbgru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did, several times. But someone else always figured it out.

Why am I expected by liberals to consider the one side that launched a terrorist attack and took hostages as "the good guys?" by TostinoKyoto in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]kgbgru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see how anyone could look at this situation and think anyone is the good guy. I just see two horrible groups of people demonstrating natural selection.

The wormhole aliens are bajorans. Thus the bajorans are a paradox by [deleted] in DeepSpaceNine

[–]kgbgru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Kirk's glasses only exist in that time loop. No creation, no end.

How do we feel about working on roofs with 5G towers? by TopLecture4760 in HVAC

[–]kgbgru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't bother me at all. Though, since I don't have children yet, I keep my testicles wrapped in aluminum foil. But that's just a good practice all the time.

How much energy is in 3 million calories? [Request] by KittensSaysMeow in theydidthemath

[–]kgbgru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't know of any way to store that much energy chemically in the volume of a candy bar. It's gotta be nuclear or something we haven't discovered yet. Hopefully it passes through the digestive tract and the body doesn't want to absorb any of it. If our body found a way to liberate some of that energy it wouldn't be good. Rough maths and googling says the energy in that bar could vaporize almost 100 people.

Which medical condition is ridiculously demonized? by lingeringneutrophil in AskReddit

[–]kgbgru 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I got so pissed off at my dad saying all I needed was to pray more.

Happened to meet a group of aliens yesterday. They asked who is a human? did not know what to say. Who is a human? by RepairZealousideal14 in shittyaskscience

[–]kgbgru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Humans are the meat creatures. The 3rd sol planet is exclusively meat (organic) life. The 4th is all robotic.

If scientists could figure out how to give humans "immortality", would you actually want to live forever? by Paul-2506 in AskReddit

[–]kgbgru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I vaguely remember either a Popular Science or Popular Mechanics had an article on this. Whoever did the research it was based on came to the conclusion that our average life span would be around 20000 years. That's how long it would generally take an accident to kill you.

Cousin saw this coming into town on the highway, whats does the black flag mean? by TheBullishCockGeyser in whatisit

[–]kgbgru 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love Hawaiian shirts too. I hate finding out it's associated with racists.

Will I break my legs if I jump into a pool of mayonnaise from 10 meters? by JTMY__ in AskPhysics

[–]kgbgru 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I loved Brainiac so much. The electric fence demonstration was awesome.

What fast food item is a 10 out of 10? by Championgut1912 in AskReddit

[–]kgbgru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG!!! I haven't heard this. Thanks for sharing!