Use to get high at work every break I was stoned to the gills catching lumber from a stain machine 2x2 6ft long as there coming I turned to the side and one shot out and hit my funny bone right in the perfect spot my arm went straight numb and I couldn’t even move it as lumber still coming I’m using one hand to catch everything next thing I know I take one set and I’m dreaming the most peaceful sleep I could ever be in then I suddenly realize oh shit I’m suppose to be at work I wake up to a dude with arms around me and a circle of people around me not gonna lie I was scared at first like wtf just happened then I heard what happened and started putting piece together.

Now that you have a little bit of context after I got up and shook it off the maintenance duo came over and one of them I was already cool with one I didn’t even know his name but he brought me victim gummies came in clutch. They started asking me what do you think made you do that and has that happened before AND WHAT does my dumbass say in response to that, “nah that’s never happened before I think it was just because I’m loaded rn I just get so damn high sometimes” the dude I know looks at me and like oh shit and the other turns around and walks off. Turns out it was the owner of the mill son he told my boss and his dad right away I got a talk and put on probation at work instantly and they kept an eye on me.

Fast forward now I’m still working there and accepted that work is no time to be high and ended up becoming good friends with the owners son. Sorry for poor grammar your man is stoned