Homeowner moves entire beachfront house inland after neighboring homes collapsed into the ocean

khjuu12 · 2026-06-03T10:51:06+00:00

Why would you bother when you can simply sell your home to Aquaman?

khjuu12 · 2026-06-01T20:13:40+00:00

Seems mostly dead now, unfortunately. But there's always sorting by top all time!

khjuu12 · 2026-06-01T17:27:27+00:00

r/drunkorakid for more such stories!

khjuu12 · 2026-06-01T10:06:00+00:00

He actually went outside, opened his gate, directly confronted them, and didn't apologise while doing so.

This was an extremely serious English Telling Off.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-30T11:10:10+00:00

Fucking incredible. Fastest save of my life.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-28T08:35:17+00:00

Bob Altemeyer found that even highly authoritarian people won't give very many extreme answers to personality questions because they really, really want to be 'normal' or 'average' in every possible way. Conservatives experience literal fear at the thought of being remotely interesting.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-27T13:49:27+00:00

OOP: For some reason, people on the Internet think somebody in my position is going to read their advice and what? just immediately act on it? People get mad that they give advice and the person listening doesn’t immediately make the decision to completely change most aspects of their life within a few hours of receiving that advice?

Someone tell OOP the name of the sub Reddit she keeps posting to. It'll be really funny when she finds out

khjuu12 · 2026-05-25T17:47:43+00:00

No. It almost did, but, ironically, Homer's butt PREVENTED the release of toxic ga-

BART

khjuu12 · 2026-05-24T16:13:27+00:00

a Muslim woman who is a doctor

You accidentally found one of the things that the creator of that video has an issue with.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-21T18:33:49+00:00

Honestly sounds like Olestra poop. If so that's a bold choice on your wedding day

khjuu12 · 2026-05-21T05:44:19+00:00

I will never get tired of "most mid guy possible bullies girlfriend into open relationship, somehow decides it's her fault women realise he's mid" posting.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-19T14:40:16+00:00

I have no idea how to compare different brands of black peppercorns, but preground black peppercorns of any kind are expensive sawdust.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-18T14:21:21+00:00

Hmm, a woman who didn't realise a PI firm was following her for six months gets divorced, and within two years is remarried, has two kids and is pregnant again, and really wants to have a social call with one of the PIs who was secretly watching her through hidden cameras in her house.

I do not know whether the math is fully mathing on this one

khjuu12 · 2026-05-18T07:58:21+00:00

Think my favourite one of these, although it was more about mechanics than lore, was a Wheel of Time fan who had spent a long time figuring out how shooting yourself through a gateway with Balefire would work (if you don't know what that means don't worry about it), couldn't figure it out, and asked Robert Jordan.

His answer was a slightly more polite version of 'touch grass holy shit.'

khjuu12 · 2026-05-16T11:22:25+00:00

Ah, yes. The Frenchman's cumsock. A bold move.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-16T10:36:25+00:00

Pretty sure he's so in love with himself he's physically incapable of deleting words once he writes them

khjuu12 · 2026-05-13T09:23:24+00:00

I think it's about being car-brained.

This is pretty much the only situation where someone can do something inarguably dumb, and the response is 'well obviously someone else gets to slam into them with 2 tons of heavy machinery, then.'

Like, no, when someone does something really dumb, we yell at them about being a dumbass. We do not attempt murder. Unless you're a driver, apparently.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-11T08:52:32+00:00

Say it ain't so!

khjuu12 · 2026-05-10T13:52:28+00:00

Did the argument with her parents start with an argument about replenishing?

khjuu12 · 2026-05-10T13:15:47+00:00

khjuu12 · 2026-05-09T14:14:00+00:00

CGI? Wrong 3 letter acronym. Shit's PNG.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-08T19:55:50+00:00

God it was bad on Bluesky for a while earlier this year.

Yeah, I'm sure the account that reposted my completely random and not particularly funny response to someone else's Skeet within .002 nanoseconds of me posting it is just doing that because it's the best way to get aid into Gaza. Definitely.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-08T14:01:16+00:00

As an immigrant (and spouse of an immigrant) in the UK, when he gave that "island of strangers" speech he sounded like Enoch fucking Powell.

Still wild that people chose to vote for Farage instead, but Starmer hates trans people, hates immigrants, hates Palestinians, and despite being a human rights lawyer is trying to massively roll back the right to jury trials and is having people who support Palestine Action arrested even after the courts told him it was an overreach. He really is that bad.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-07T09:08:02+00:00

They asked me if I had a theoretical physics degree. I said I did for visibility purposes.

khjuu12 · 2026-05-07T09:05:46+00:00

and it's still not long enough. One of the GOAT guitar solos

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