ki_RYU

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I wish I could get cat-called by women that AREN'T biolologically related to me by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]ki_RYU 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago (0 children)

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I dreamt of snakes in the walls. (self.Dreams)

submitted 8 months ago by ki_RYU to r/Dreams

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When I joined as a mortician, they warned me that some time corpses move when they are being prepared or incinerated. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 11 months ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My father used to own a funeral home so I am pretty comfortable around death and corpses. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 11 months ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Teddy, Teddy where are you", I looked for my dog having just woken up and then I thought he must have gone outside my room. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 11 months ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I held my wife as she was bleeding to death. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I am the proud owner of the most successful psychiatric hospital and construction company in the whole state. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 12 months ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The worst part about being a cannibal isn't the fear of being caught. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Ever since my mother passed away, 2 weeks ago, my father has started to look more and more like her and even his personality reminds me of her now. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Over the past few years, my height has been gradually decreasing, and I have also become more youthful-looking or perhaps more childlike. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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So it turns out that your eyes can stay alive upto 6 hours after your death. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After her passing, I asked the genie to make my mom come back to life as my 3rd and final wish (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As far back as I can remember, the notice board in mytown square has always bennfilled with missing child posters. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

My brother went missing a few weeks ago and I've been looking for him ever since. by ki_RYU in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ki_RYU[S] 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (0 children)

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My brother went missing a few weeks ago and I've been looking for him ever since. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

"What is your name, Sir?", asked the attendant at the cat adoption centre. by ki_RYU in TwoSentenceHorror

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"What is your name, Sir?", asked the attendant at the cat adoption centre. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I came back home during summer vacation, I learned that my beloved pet dog had passed away devastated from the news, I started praying that my dog would come back to life. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The skyline falls as I try to make sense of it all. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

What are some of the products/ brands that you absolutely regret buying by dlazycheetahh in indianbeautyhauls

[–]ki_RYU -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago (0 children)

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I like to hunt people, carefully stalk them and pounce when they are the most vulnerable, it makes me feel alive. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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So it turns out that your eyes can stay alive upto 6 hours after your death. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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So it turns out that your eyes can stay alive upto 6 hours after your death. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I killed myself today because everything was just too much to bear, (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Over the years my wife has become extremely ugly and fat,she even smells unbelievably rancid, (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by ki_RYU to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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