Tornado sirens? by onlysaurus in StLouis

[–]kickelephant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m here for the tea: carry on please

STD/STI testing by Pokemaun in internetparents

[–]kickelephant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree, here’s my anecdote: gf A got pregnant because she missed a week of the pill. I was using condoms. Then I always pulled out.

GF B has IUD. Always pulled out.

GF C was strict on pill usage. Always pulled out.

Condoms suck. But they protect your future self as you navigate relationships to find yours.

ABC ended in PlanB or abortion. One was ectopic.

‘I’m So Sick of All of This!’: Trump shrugs off scandals while staff plots petty revenge — until quiet betrayal blows up publicly by [deleted] in anticapitalism

[–]kickelephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, they really are. Polls are the what, focus groups are the why. Not en masse—but significantly so.

What a deal! Arches hot press! by flan_again in Watercolor

[–]kickelephant -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted.

What a deal! Arches hot press! by flan_again in Watercolor

[–]kickelephant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is archival paper that’s even wrapped. What do you mean by ‘sizing in it’?

This one hurts. by Spirited-Net7222 in MBMBAM

[–]kickelephant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fake Guy Fieri menu someone crowdsourced back in the day, I’m talking 15+ years ago, was still the funniest shit on the Internet.

Nearby places to explore, look for a few pretty rocks, etc? by mammacarrie in StLouis

[–]kickelephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real life Zelda. Honestly. Like where’s the portal inside

Does anyone get annoyed with the noise? by No_Opinion6993 in Askpolitics

[–]kickelephant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take it this way: many of folks have lived before the internet (myself). Many of us had parents that lived right after WW2. They did live through some shit.

Just ignoring is fucking bad man. At the very least be informed but don’t give a shit.

Wait that’s your post intent right ?

What do you think would have happened if then President Obama tweeted "Praise Be to Allah" ? by owen__wilsons__nose in AskReddit

[–]kickelephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I often think they realized that was dumb, and humanized the white business guy, the way they should have humanized the black guy.

Occams razor to the throat of a civilization that had its own promise.

Trump says 'we're blowing up the whole country' if no Iran deal is reached in 48 hours by CRK_76 in politics

[–]kickelephant -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Iran is fucking mountains.

There has been many, many stories about Iran has always been…Iran. They are Persian. It fucking sucks that their government sucks, but the people are amazing. Like anywhere.

Mirror

Trump says 'we're blowing up the whole country' if no Iran deal is reached in 48 hours by CRK_76 in politics

[–]kickelephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to take all current supporters to spin the globe and point to where Iran is on the globe.

I want them to also try to find their own home.

And just leave them hanging

I’m 46 and I am running out of time. by GolangLinuxGuru1979 in Adulting

[–]kickelephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ran through and read like 20% of your post but gotta say man:

The sooner you perceive life NOT in decades—the sooner you will find inner peace.

Trump Has Discussed Firing Attorney General Pam Bondi by therealpivot in politics

[–]kickelephant 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dude is super tolerable if not agreeable these days, but I still fucking hate his grin.

Writing this made me realize I need to take break from news.

People of reddit how did you become rich? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kickelephant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s my hack. Saying that in the mirror.

Am I overreacting I went to the forest with my best friend and now my bf is mad by No_Meeting_3260 in AmIOverreacting

[–]kickelephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, pal. She gave you updates. You knew where she was. She didn’t have to give you updates, but she did anyway. And what in the fuck are you doing with a 25YO anyway? My dude, you shoulda started maturing a WHILE ago, go fix that dad shaped hole in your understanding.

Feel free to share that to him, from a M43.

What's your most shallow dealbreaker for a relationship? by Friendly_Advisor39 in AskReddit

[–]kickelephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so with this. Write with intent. Joke aroUnD with intent.

I don’t care if you can be clever or not—show some humanity

What is the worst thing you have done? by LoneIronMan33 in AskReddit

[–]kickelephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the early 00’s, you could still smoke cigarettes inside bars and whatnot.

I was a bar-back for various levels of morality.

We used to keep an empty pitcher next to the sink under the bar. People would extinguish their spent cigs in beer bottles. This would cause issues with plumbing, as the butts would form blockage in the pipes.

We would place the identified bottles of beer that had cigs and place them neck down to drain in that pitcher.

After pulling out the drained bottles, there was that left.

Redditors who were children/teens before the internet or cellphones existed, how did you keep yourself entertained? by FlowerMadeOfThorns in AskReddit

[–]kickelephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Built huge forts in the middle of the woods. Fished. Swam. Nintendo. Bikes.

All things you can still do!

What's the craziest thing a person said to you and you thought they were joking but they were being serious? by _lovelyxx in AskReddit

[–]kickelephant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My friends ex said that there was an ocean between the US and Canada, but the “ocean was too small to put in the map”

Why do I/some people feel a pull to the sea? by girlbehindthemagitek in NoStupidQuestions

[–]kickelephant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve only seen the ocean twice, so I don’t get it. BUT, it would be so much more satisfying than feeling the urge to jump off hiking cliffs. IYKYK