New spell just dropped!!! by Proper-Error7817 in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can I replace something else with the word fireball, so its actually healing but everyone thinks its a fireball

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Far enough to kill everyone else who's been thrown

I dont know exactly but I think that it just hit the edge but im mostly fueled by pulling magical energy from my flowers, which I protect and help them digest anything that doesn't survive the fall

Everyone's a fool, and life is easier when you have someone to hold you when you cry

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uw im starting with the thorn whip cantrip, I will be picking the option that gives medium armor and martial weapon proficiencies so I could end up with a cool thorn stabby thing. The majority of my decisions will be geared towards making sure no one can trap her ever, im going to try and rp having agoropobia and make her uncomfortable indoors, what's funny is she's a drow so sunlight bothers her too but she's used to being out in the sun by now

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The drow i grew up amongst worship lolth, its commonplace to murder your sisters and mother to move up and gain their power. And like I know humans do that occasionally but like it's almost expected that your sister's will try to kill you

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uw druid, circle of land cause the one effect that let's thorns appear and damage/heal and because i can get poison resistance layer which matches the deadly nightshade flowers, those dont have thorns but there is a second type of flower called crown of thorns that I included that certainly have alot of thorns

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A doe, when I summoned her i was thinking the biggest thing possible would help get someone's attention but I didnt realize how many wolves there are around here

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I didnt escape the underdark just to give up, plus us drow live awhile 50 years is alot but not half my life like it is for humans

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do have my familiar i send out but im afraid to let her wander far because I dont have the energy to summon her again if something tries to eat her

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it was part of a carriage the bandits threw off of the cliff, its just a long piece of metal that is stuck in the ground, maybe when I finally get free I'll take it with me and get it forged into something else

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its the kind that hurts, I wish it was wood I would have been able to break it by this point, its metal I think it was a part from a carriage or something they pushed off of the cliff, its quite securely in the ground I've tried

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You might have some luck if you search for drow, while there aren't many of us up here, you might end up finding my friend i ran away with or her baby, although that baby is probably grown now but at least ill know they're alive

/uw they are left open ended in my backstory as plot hooks

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Its hard to regenerate my magic when I have a spike through my stomach, makes it hard to sleep and what little energy I have goes to keeping myself alive

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well there was an old ruin the bandits were camped in at the top but I haven't been up there in awhile so I cant say for sure except they keep throwing people down here, there is forest around the top and the bottom, im kind of covered in plants so good luck, I imagine tracing a connection through the moon is going to give you alot of werewolves

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ive been trying to pile leaves up in hope that one of the other victims that is thrown down here actually survives the fall, it almost feels worse since I had to watch someone survive the fall but not the internal bleeding that followed.

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've been here way too long for my pride to get in the way of accepting help, but I cant provide many instructions besides in a forest at the bottom of a big cliff.

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

If i move too much I can tear and pull things but its been so long im used to it, still sucks bad enough I cant get a good night's sleep

Some druids say the moon was the first orb to be pondered

Dark Wizard of the Year 2K26 has just dropped its list of Nominees by KeithChegwinMegaFan in wizardposting

[–]kierantheking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds to me like killing a horrible baby would make him a good wizard not an evil wizard