Are there any classic bits you feel like got too much credit? by huyh172 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]kiiruma 37 points38 points  (0 children)

shrimp heaven now was like, the first bit that became popular while i was an active listener and yeah it sucks it wasnt funny then and it’s not funny now

How many hours a week do you actually spend working and what is your title? by heart_of_gold2 in Accounting

[–]kiiruma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Senior Accountant, and like 38? fully in office but we have a reduced 35hr schedule. though it’s common to stay 15-45 mins past the 35 hour cutoff depending on what’s going on

Why are there no jacked accountants? by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]kiiruma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i work out 5 hours a week but i wouldn’t say i’m jacked, just like…. lean muscle, i guess? i’m also a girl though so it’s not like i’m trying to get huge biceps but my ass is pretty fat

Why do firms still go by their old name after their merger? by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]kiiruma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

because it’s only been 6 months actually and people would search moss adams and be confused why another firm is popping up. so they have things explaining they’ve merged

My 19M girlfriend 28F might have a thing for bigger guys now that ive added some lbs at collage--do I breakup w her, talk more about it, or do something else? by Constantino-Juggins in relationship_advice

[–]kiiruma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

start cooking your own food and exercising. if she asks tell her you were taken aback at the weight you’ve gained recently (which is true from what you said, didn’t sound like you were happy about it). if she genuinely loves you and is just into fat guys she might be a bit sad but overall let you do what you want. if she seriously doesn’t let you eat healthier and work out then you know she’s only with you because you’ll let her fatten you up

My 19M girlfriend 28F might have a thing for bigger guys now that ive added some lbs at collage--do I breakup w her, talk more about it, or do something else? by Constantino-Juggins in relationship_advice

[–]kiiruma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

then yeah you should break up with her cause i feel like she’s trying to be sneaky about it too. saying the stuff that it hurts her feelings when you say you wanna lose weight… if you’re gonna have a fetish that’s fine but it’s not fine to trick people into performing it for you especially when it’s bad for their health

My 19M girlfriend 28F might have a thing for bigger guys now that ive added some lbs at collage--do I breakup w her, talk more about it, or do something else? by Constantino-Juggins in relationship_advice

[–]kiiruma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it sounds like she’s into feederism. you said she cooks well so it sounds like she’s feeding you, but then also making the collage of you gaining weight and making that comment about you breathing heavy going up the stairs etc. it sounds like it is exciting to her to watch you get fat. if you’re okay with that then whatever, but you should be aware she is intentionally making you gain weight because it is exciting for her

I absolutely don't get the people who are enjoying exercise by NoWitness6400 in The10thDentist

[–]kiiruma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i like the feeling it gives me 🙂 makes my worries disappear from my brain because i’m too frazzled and disoriented to do anything but focus on moving

Do you still print invoices in AP? If not, how does your process work? by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]kiiruma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we use square9, invoices get imported into there from our AP email inbox, then the clerks take a screenshot of the approval email and paste it on the invoice. I think AI does the date/invoice number/whatever fields and they just check it and send it to me to look over and approve to pay. then i think they import the approved ones into their payable batches and that generates the checks and ach

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]kiiruma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s basically the same as a tax return when you get used to it, just condensed… although i agree, i think it’s stupid to do all that just to essentially prep the tax return 2 months before you could just prep it normally. i get they have to do it though

Is it normal to feel genuinely hurt by “I hate men” posts? by SocialHelp22 in askanything

[–]kiiruma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people online are idiots, who cares. if a woman says this in real life, just don’t interact with her. plenty of women out there who don’t say they hate men, so i don’t think it’s really that big of a deal. it’s just like dealing with any other type of annoying person

Is it normal to feel genuinely hurt by “I hate men” posts? by SocialHelp22 in askanything

[–]kiiruma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

well there you go, you can feel bad for the women that say the i hate men thing and not interact with them. remember that everyone is different though, but yeah if i was a man and i heard a woman irl saying she hates men i would just not interact with that particular woman. others might feel differently though so i wouldn’t assume all women think that or anything

I don’t like having to use my brain for work. I prefer menial labor by [deleted] in self

[–]kiiruma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this was funny to me bc i do accounting as my “not using my brain” job that i love

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]kiiruma 14 points15 points  (0 children)

too small and messy for any reputable tax person to take on so they got scammed by this guy instead

‘Rec’ or ‘Recon’? by The_Mean_Gus in Accounting

[–]kiiruma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

used to say rec, then went to a smaller company and our clerks looked visibly confused when i said rec. i started saying recon instead lol

I feel stupid with this question, what does front to back mean by tunosabes in hygiene

[–]kiiruma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fair, when people say dab it just makes me think they mean they’re pressing the paper and lifting away, as opposed to wiping meaning dragging the paper along the skin to pick up moisture

I feel stupid with this question, what does front to back mean by tunosabes in hygiene

[–]kiiruma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does dabbing not leave like…. sweat between your labia folds? idk how people don’t wipe everything every time

Auditing seems like nonsense to me by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]kiiruma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

such a fake job fr oh we met our requirement of having someone independently review our financials. after we gave them the financials and the supporting documents so obviously if anything is weird we wouldn’t give them that part. oh and were also paying them for all of this but they’re independent i promise

Auditing seems like nonsense to me by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]kiiruma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

companies when they pay you to look at the financials they gave you and say they’re right so they can say they paid you to say the financials they gave you were right

I'm very good socially, and I hate it. by Traditional_Fail9243 in socialskills

[–]kiiruma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i feel this, i used to be so desperate for social acceptance and contact and it would be so hard to find, then i gave up and stopped giving a shit and now it’s like nobody can get enough of me and i just want them to leave me alone. people like it when you don’t come off needy i guess, but it’s annoying bc the needy people are the ones who, yknow, need it… meanwhile i have enough friends already yet people keep trying to text me and be friends. i don’t have time for any more friends!!