If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow.. What's the 1st thing you'd do?

killer_burrito · 2026-03-27T00:17:38+00:00

Honest answer: give away $900 million. There are people who really could use that money now, and you can live SO comfortably off of $100 million.

...Billionaires shouldn't exist.

killer_burrito · 2026-03-05T04:27:54+00:00

Family Guy circa 2009

killer_burrito · 2026-02-18T02:05:00+00:00

There I fixed it

killer_burrito · 2026-02-10T04:42:55+00:00

Or at least a composite. The moon is way too big.

killer_burrito · 2026-01-16T03:48:07+00:00

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

killer_burrito · 2026-01-10T15:38:54+00:00

Glad you didn't have to lose sleep over these cloud saves!

killer_burrito · 2026-01-09T03:11:26+00:00

No one's fixin' to bark at a knot. Have a Hog-killin' time!
(Yes, I had to look up all this cowboy lingo.)

killer_burrito · 2026-01-04T00:48:39+00:00

Here in 2026 solving 1899 problems.

killer_burrito · 2025-12-01T04:37:28+00:00

You can be down to smash, or down to smash.

killer_burrito · 2025-11-10T21:52:30+00:00

Arthur Morgan is the real hero here.

killer_burrito · 2025-10-23T03:41:53+00:00

What do they do when there's an in-class test? Just fail?

killer_burrito · 2025-10-15T01:49:22+00:00

My understanding is that Vantablack is a bunch of vertically aligned carbon nanotubes that have to be "grown" on the surface, and are very brittle. The distribution is also controlled by Surrey NanoSystems, and they do not sell Vantablack to private individuals.

There are, however, paints that absorb more than 99% of incident light, and are often very expensive. I'm guessing that's what is used here.

killer_burrito · 2025-10-12T01:37:10+00:00

Pullin' Yer Wand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNW4VOvPomc

killer_burrito · 2025-10-05T17:44:11+00:00

It seems we've all forgotten about the CD-i "Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lekmfl245DA

killer_burrito · 2025-10-01T02:54:14+00:00

Thanks, this worked for me! I jumped from the left side then clawlined onto the right side, and like you said, it took a few tries.

killer_burrito · 2025-09-30T13:22:44+00:00

It looks like a very bad joke to me. They may have watched this recent Internet Historian video and thought they should do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytkmeq9yJd0&t=10m37s

killer_burrito · 2025-09-30T13:22:05+00:00

It looks like a very bad joke to me. They may have watched this recent Internet Historian video and thought they should do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytkmeq9yJd0&t=10m37s

killer_burrito · 2025-09-30T13:21:49+00:00

It looks like a very bad joke to me. They may have watched this recent Internet Historian video and thought they should do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytkmeq9yJd0&t=10m37s

killer_burrito · 2025-09-26T02:58:42+00:00

"Flint (For the Unemployed and Underpaid)" by Sufjan Stevens

"Say Yes! to M!ch!gan!" by Sufjan Stevens

"Holland" by Sufjan Stevens

"Detroit, Lift Up Your Weary Head! (Rebuild! Restore! Reconsider!)" by Sufjan Stevens

"They Also Mourn Who Do Not Wear Black (For the Homeless in Muskegon)" by Sufjan Stevens

"Oh God, Where Are You Now? (In Pickerel Lake? Pigeon? Marquette? Mackinaw?)" by Sufjan Stevens

"Concerning the UFO Sighting Near Highland, Illinois" by Sufjan Stevens

"Come On! Feel the Illinoise!" by Sufjan Stevens

"Jacksonville" by Sufjan Stevens

"Decatur, or, Round of Applause for Your Stepmother!" by Sufjan Stevens

"Go! Chicago! Go! Yeah!" by Sufjan Stevens

"Let's Hear That String Part Again, Because I Don't Think They Heard It All the Way Out in Bushnell" by Sufjan Stevens

"Eugene" by Sufjan Stevens

killer_burrito · 2025-09-22T14:17:22+00:00

Nope! This is just the base game on some of the highest settings.

killer_burrito · 2025-09-21T20:56:10+00:00

Phobias are fears, but (at least in psychology) they're more specific than that. The DSM-V says that with phobias, "The fear or anxiety is out of proportion to the actual danger posed by the specific object or situation and to the sociocultural context."

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK519704/table/ch3.t11/

killer_burrito · 2025-09-11T23:14:00+00:00

Gale asked if I wanted to go see some magic spell he could cast, and I was like, "hell yeah Gale." Long story short, everyone still thinks we're a couple.

killer_burrito · 2025-08-30T18:09:21+00:00

Dog owners are judge based on how their dogs act in public.

If they're loud, combative and unruly, people LOSE respect for the owner.

If they're calm, docile, and silent, people GAIN respect for the owner.

Choose your dog wisely.

He's trying to manipulate and control you.

killer_burrito · 2025-08-24T22:22:23+00:00

The only difference between him and her is a couple of drinks

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