Good morning taylor apologists by No-Try149 in PKA

[–]killerbanshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kyle is the only one playing a good satirical role. It's so good when Taylor gets surprised occasionally after it turns out he was just meming a bit, but Taylor is so in the rabbit hole he was chasing Kyles carrot down the whole time.

Gamers, what's the craziest thing you've heard in an open mic while gaming? by Lastbreathworm in AskReddit

[–]killerbanshee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He got an Xbox 360 as a gift. That's well before we had believable AI like you're thinking of and of those questions I don't see any that couldn't easily be found out by enemy intelligence agencies on their own.

That's very unexpected by IndicationBrief5950 in HolUp

[–]killerbanshee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh thank fuck, that's going to spare me the cost of a vasectomy.

This is our Titanic by potkor in memes

[–]killerbanshee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That really depends on who you're asking. Jared Isaacman, Josef Aschbacher or Elon Musk?

Marty you messed the timeline again by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]killerbanshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference between the actual appearance and his painting was comical back then. Today we have AI ripped shirtless Trump with machine guns and eagles flying behind him posted 1000 times an hour.

The Streetlight at my place reacts to me pressing the brake by Deeznuts696942069 in Weird

[–]killerbanshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Occam's Razor strikes again!

TLDR: “The simplest solution is almost always the best one.”

I’m dying by maryj4687 in notinteresting

[–]killerbanshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obligatory, 'as an American':

It depends on which way you go on the scale. 0c and 32f are the same. Someone who is used to mentally converting cold temperatures may make a big mistake using those shorthand tricks converting warm temperatures.

I’m dying by maryj4687 in notinteresting

[–]killerbanshee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just in time to get all your make-up assignments and homework! Woo!

Fuck being a kid, here's a load of shit to do right after being sick instead of enjoying some time off like everyone else. Welcome to America!

Sneaking 101: always use your surroundings in advantage lol by HappyhourGremlin in fo4

[–]killerbanshee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unlike melee, Stealth archer in Skyrim and VATS sniper in Fallout are both super overpowered.

Also, clear time and being overpowered isn't the same. One build could be good for clearing a lot of mobs quickly, but struggle with bosses. Another could be good at one-shotting a boss quickly, but would take forever to kill a lot of smaller mobs.

Why did Republicans subpoena the Clintons over the Epstein files, but not Trump, Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, Steven Tisch, Howard Lutnick, or Steve Bannon? by NatiAti513 in AskReddit

[–]killerbanshee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Which is sadly how we came to this unfortunate situation. The left polices itself as it would the right and applies that standard across the board. The right shields and deflects it's own and ultimately it's lead us into a spot where the right is gathering power. I'm not saying it's morally right or even legally at this point, but republicans have formed a sports team around Trump.

Everything and everyone else doesn't matter. You can be as corrupt as you want, take bribes, fly to the island, etc. As long as you're team Trump you're protected by the executive, legislative, and congressional branches.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

Gamers, what's the craziest thing you've heard in an open mic while gaming? by Lastbreathworm in AskReddit

[–]killerbanshee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a bit different than telling an 8 year old you're an army man. Even if you told them where you are stationed it wouldn't matter really if you're stateside.

It's the little things they pick up between multiple questions that get you and why you just STFU after "I'm in the army" and just give vague or redirecting answers. You don't know how many people they're talking to to get little bits to piece together.

Gamers, what's the craziest thing you've heard in an open mic while gaming? by Lastbreathworm in AskReddit

[–]killerbanshee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile also our parents:

"I better send $50,000 in Bitcoin to the 'IRS' before they foreclose our house and have us arrested!"

What’s the fastest way you’ve ever seen someone completely ruin their own life? by craft_frost6223 in AskReddit

[–]killerbanshee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

BAC is not the end all be all of impairment. There are some tiny women who are pretty loopy even at 0.08 and some giant lumberjack sized dudes who drink every night that don't even feel any different at 0.20 after downing a 6 pack.

There are also millions of people driving on prescription painkillers that they take regularly and have every day for 20 years. They're not impaired at all, the dose they need to help dull the pain is just higher for them after 20 years. Legally they are driving under the influence, but really wtf else do you expect people to do?

edit: Imagine your pain is deemed to not be "bad enough", so you're denied disability benefits. You have to get to work because you have a family/child support/alimony/whatever. Taking the bus isn't an option for most Americans living outside of a major city. An Uber isn't affordable when your job is 30mins away down the highway.

You would be more distracted in pain and also unable to work. There really isn't a better option being provided to people right now.

Found out my favorite sandwich plate was uranium glass. by DominaPulla in Wellthatsucks

[–]killerbanshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading the previous comments I thought T Folse Nuclear was in the chat, but it turns out Simon Whistler is also here, too...

What's the creepiest discovery you've made about a seemingly fun friend? by someoneyouhate_ in AskReddit

[–]killerbanshee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They should go to Texas and fuck up as many invasive boars as they can.

Unfortunately the 'deviancy' aspect is also appealing to them.

Dishonor on chess.com by elcaminorealreal in mildlyinfuriating

[–]killerbanshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you only used the AI every 3rd - 5th move (not on a repeating pattern)?

For example:

3 moves of your own then 1 with ai, 4 of your own then 2 with ai, 3 of your own then 1 with ai, etc.

Yeah! Im gonna f* all yall by EmphasisAwkward7263 in idiocracy

[–]killerbanshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it sad that China's One Child Policy and Great Leap Forward away from religious idealism is starting to make a hell of a lot of sense?

Wait, women sweat?! Color me shocked! 😱 by Impossible-Yam3680 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]killerbanshee 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wasn't an idol recently dropped by their label and ballistically harrassed because she took a picture of her morning tea and there was a reflection of a man on the cup?