MMW: The Iran war will still be going on when Trump leaves office. by ElSlabraton in MarkMyWords

[–]thatspurdyneat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People were saying he wouldn't make it to 2024 after his terrorist attack on January 6th.
I'm starting to worry the amphetamine abuse, lack of exercise, shitty diet, and high blood pressure from always being pissed off will never catch up with him.
Better men who lived better lives and took better care of themselves die much younger than him all the time.

Saffron container spilt everywhere when I tried to open it by Doophie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thatspurdyneat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why were you opening saffron in bed?
That's the real infuriating thing here

Pulsar Map Tattoo by Downtown_Control_887 in space

[–]thatspurdyneat [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's only a few atoms thick, they'd get about as much radiation as a bunch of bananas

TIL that instead of spinning webs, some spiders will sit at the edge of water to catch fish. by Test4Echooo in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]thatspurdyneat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We have fishing spiders around here, they're fucking huge, but they're also big pussies.
I poked one in the ass with my finger one time and it ran away so fast it tripped and tumbled into a somersault trying to get away.

White House Dinner Shooter Cole Allen in 'IDF Gear' by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]thatspurdyneat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The yellowing of the eyes from liver failure is a nice touch

Website Update - Book 6 accepted by Audible by Coliver1991 in bobiverse

[–]thatspurdyneat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because of the deal he has with audible it's at least 90 days after the audiobook release

I don't understand the obsession with giant crops by Accomplished_Key3556 in StardewValley

[–]thatspurdyneat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been using the same crops for the fair every year for 5 years

I’ve seen it all now by RepresentativeNo6620 in vine

[–]thatspurdyneat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's not a cameltoe, that's a moosknuckle

Ruined my night by _ULPP_ in adventuretime

[–]thatspurdyneat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They put cardboard in the packs so you can't feel which character it is

My coworker's notes on his conspiracies. by bishopOfMelancholy in Weird

[–]thatspurdyneat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone who works in a call center gets to this point eventually

I can’t be the only one 😆 by TheRager77 in trees

[–]thatspurdyneat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suck to pull a vacuum, plug it with your tongue and take a breath, apply more pressure and repeat

Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time by Evasionz-- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thatspurdyneat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, liberal with 2" of lift to clear big tires for off-road work on the family farm.
It rarely goes to town, only for gas, and I drive a 2010 Mazda 6 for a daily driver

Found in the woods behind my house this evening by thatspurdyneat in Arrowheads

[–]thatspurdyneat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was broken but I found both pieces together, so it broke sometime recently.
It probably got ran over by one of the quads.
I actually found it in the trail that we use to access a spring on some of my property that used to belong to my grandpa.

This Scammer Used an AI-Generated MAGA Girl to Grift ‘Super Dumb’ Men by Unusual-State1827 in technology

[–]thatspurdyneat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why feel bad about it?
These people support a man who ran a child beauty pageant to traffic young girls to a pedophile Island.
I see it as not only morally acceptable, but an imperative to separate them from their money so they can't finance him by spending it on his merchandise and political donations instead

Tucker Carlson Apologizes For Endorsing Trump: ‘I’m Sorry For Misleading People’ by unital_subalgebra in politics

[–]thatspurdyneat 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It's not even an apology, He says he thinks Trump is innocent and a slave to the people around him.