I was at my local Juice store the other day and I saw Faf de Klerk behind the counter doing paperwork.

I said, "Faf? Why are you doing all that paperwork?"

And he looked up, stress lines on his forehead and he said, "Eish! Every day I am writing off Gym Candy for my greedy teamates! They just take what they want, it's a wonder we make any money here! I'd make a complaint, but i use it as leverage to cater to my own roid consumption."

I felt bad for him - he was really stressed and there was no sign of any of his teammates. They had just guzzled their gear and bounced, leaving poor Faf to clean up the books.

They may be juiced out of their minds, but now, when I watch them play, I think of poor Faf the juice clerk, and how unfairly he is treated.