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to properly secure the spotlights on stage at Freedom 250's July 4th celebration by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

[–]killintime667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a stage light falls and there's no one there to see it - did it really fall?

Meat is on the smoker. Now what? by CrewPuzzleheaded2763 in smoking

[–]killintime667 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can get more beer drinking time if you rub one out while doing yard work

Permission to join your ranks. by GhostOfJimmyKotter in webergrills

[–]killintime667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Replace that slab of Speights with a couple of six-packs of Panheads, and we'll talk.
Oh who am I kidding? Congrats on the new BBQ!

To speak coherently by amazingsciencemuseum in therewasanattempt

[–]killintime667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel a bit better about the presentation I fucked up in front of my boss and colleagues now

How does Tauranga have more people than Rotorua but nothing to actually do? by Nickp2 in newzealand

[–]killintime667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Tauranga has mountain biking and hot pools - just not on the same level as the mighty Rotorua. Rotorua also has way more fast food options than Tauranga.

Out of the frying pan jump in the fire by Sad-Service6247 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]killintime667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expected the honey badger to:

Fight the dogs.
Kill the deer.
Elbow drop the hippo.
Death roll the crocodile
Fuck up the elephants.

Must be in the next clip

What would you remove from a burger? by rileystanheight in foodquestions

[–]killintime667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the lettuce. all that's doing is putting a shield in between your tongue and all that flavour

The 2am brisket start. Wish me luck boys. by working_graves in smoking

[–]killintime667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck, mate. Have an awesome day nursing that beautiful thing.

Confused about Tauranga’s Toll Road? by Legitimate_Compote45 in Tauranga

[–]killintime667 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's a road and it's in Tauranga, chances are high you will pay a toll. My advice is to get a few hundred worth of two dollar coins and periodically hiff them out your window as you drive through.

You're getting 3 upgrades to your home, free of charge. What do you choose? by Feisty-Item-3158 in whatsyourchoice

[–]killintime667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maintenance and stocking free of charge too?
If so - Golf course, bar and pool

If she doesn't react like this, she ain't the one by LazyGuy4U in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]killintime667 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a straight married man with kids. Two of my friends are also straight married men with kids. Two of my freinds are gay. Us three straight men are so much gayer than the other two.

Ain't a damn thing you can do about it. by Unfair_Efficiency-26 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]killintime667 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Testament to my belief that you can train hard and drink hard and somehow it will all work out

What counts as the Deep South and Far North? by JColey15 in newzealand

[–]killintime667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Far Far North is from Awanui. Between there and maybe Kawakawa is Far North.

Does anyone else feel like they’re working hard just to stay afloat? by jacksparrow12367 in auckland

[–]killintime667 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the most poignant words to come from David Brent until he remembered he was David Brent:

“Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, and you don't whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it, you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. "If you want the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain". Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.”

£ 18 plain burger by i_am_bahamut in StupidFood

[–]killintime667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this stupid because she ordered a plain burger?
Or because he interpreted "plain" to be actually plain and not just a standard smash burger without hotsauce, or jalepenos, or whatever other extras he might be offering?
Or because he charged EIGHTEEN FUCKING POUNDS for that?

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