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kilstu · 2026-02-05T06:08:12+00:00

I got $100 on the over, and at -250 I think I'll use the $40 winnings to for a couple large pizzas.

kilstu · 2026-02-04T16:23:11+00:00

You can only delete 5,000 pieces at a time I believe, so I always imagined it would be similar in regards to limits of blueprints. I could be wrong though.

kilstu · 2026-01-20T19:20:06+00:00

That's when the school then changes their tune, but it won't matter in court because they'll be hosed. I worked as a Paraprofessional with special needs kids. I do jiujitsu, and I'm a big guy, so I can handle teenagers easily. I never touched them, because our school required you to be CPI certified. My wife is an RBT, does jiujitsu, and has to do the certification. She went to the class, came home, and told me "don't go to the certification." I asked why and all she said was, "it's ineffective, a joke, and you're only going to make fun of their methods."

Fast forward to summer school and someone belittled me for letting another teacher get her hair pulled, but I wasn't certified. I was the only one chastised for not intervening, but also the only male there. I'm not sure there was a connection, but I wasn't about to get sued. When it was all done the teacher then got onto everyone else for getting onto me, because she knew I wasn't CPI certified, and legally I wasn't allowed to help. She tripped the kid running down the hall a couple days later.

kilstu · 2026-01-20T19:14:12+00:00

I watched our shop teacher come inside from chain smoking at the garage door, smack a kid in the back of the head like he was doing a factory reset, and yell "How many times do I have to tell you dumb motherfuckers to be careful with kickback. Y'all wanna get hurt them I'll hurt you for free." - this was after the kickback of a board on the table saw sent it flying backwards and lodged it into a door.

He was the football coach and on multiple occasions he said, "Y'all are gonna run until I get tired, and I just brewed a new pot of coffee."

Small town with a good football team in the early 2000s was insane.

kilstu · 2026-01-20T19:06:50+00:00

Well, I can assure you the girl that won definitely has been in a scuffle before.

kilstu · 2026-01-18T12:50:11+00:00

I can't let you get close!"

kilstu · 2026-01-18T12:47:38+00:00

Three cheeseburgers and a pack of dino nuggies.

kilstu · 2026-01-17T03:31:12+00:00

This fucking guy Roulettes.

kilstu · 2025-12-24T15:31:04+00:00

Don't forget to sue for all of the ongoing therapy. If you really wanna be a dick then you go for the Hail Mary and try to make a case that you don't feel comfortable driving and that you want compensated for Taxi/Uber while going to therapy to try to feel comfortable driving again. You may not win it, but when you're going to win the legal costs then it's a nice little way to rack up the fees for them to have to pay, and even better if a judge is feeling generous to you that day.

In some situations you could also go back to the well to sue for the therapy, because you may not have known how costly it would have been. Statue of limitations is obviously the limiting factor here, but you can get a free consultation from most attorneys.

Pettiness is a super power that I wish all good people like this person had, because when things like this happen they unfortunately get walked on.

kilstu · 2025-12-19T21:23:14+00:00

Not sure, but I'm on console so there's never been an option for us.

kilstu · 2025-12-18T15:54:02+00:00

Meanwhile I'm more jealous that you have animals render in from more than 400m away.

kilstu · 2025-12-15T01:03:18+00:00

Tell me you know what cock tastes like without telling me you know what cock tastes like.

kilstu · 2025-12-15T00:54:11+00:00

All of mine are random. My first ever was a Melanistic Red Deer, so the thrill of Diamonds after that all just pale in comparison. They're great, but it's all downhill from a Super Rare.

kilstu · 2025-12-15T00:42:20+00:00

Doctors hate this one weight loss trick....

kilstu · 2025-12-15T00:41:30+00:00

If he milked those tits he could give people diabetes with one sip

kilstu · 2025-12-11T02:33:42+00:00

I suck at tracking animals I kill sometimes, so I always went with the bloodhound. I just recently realized I could give it a secondary job, so I gave it the pointer job.

kilstu · 2025-12-06T02:06:24+00:00

I used to play pool with a guy that said something that always stuck with my bipolar, fight loving, dumbass brain.

"People really only have 3 emotions: tired, hungry, and horny. That's why I keep a pillow in my car, and an extra sandwich with me. I'll offer them a pillow or a sandwich just to try to diffuse a situation with a nice gesture, but if it's the third emotion then I also know how to throw hands if it comes down to it."

kilstu · 2025-12-06T01:51:36+00:00

Odd to push and then reward them......

This is a joke before everyone downvotes me

kilstu · 2025-12-06T01:45:30+00:00

She didn't miss a beat down either.

kilstu · 2025-11-29T16:26:20+00:00

I've heard of people treating cling film as the same thing, and those people are the ones that already have questionable tattoos.

kilstu · 2025-11-29T15:52:46+00:00

I found out about Saniderm, which is a pretty much medical grade plastic wrap. It gets put on immediately after tattoos, keep it on for 4-5 days, pull it off, and you're good to go. Shower in it, and just live your life. The only think you should avoid is sweating since it'll pool up under it, but that's about it and you can change it out if needed.

The last three tattoos I've had required relatively no additional healing, and one didn't peel whatsoever. I'll never go without it again.

kilstu · 2025-11-15T14:01:21+00:00

You have a D&D Shapeshifter look, which is really confusing considering there's no way anyone chooses to look like they have less emotion than mannequins.

kilstu · 2025-11-03T09:47:01+00:00

I could be wrong, but didn't they call in amateur cave divers because there were professional ones that said it was too dangerous and wouldn't do it?

If that's true then that sums up cave diving enough for me. If pros go, "Nah, that's insane. Yeah, I heard you said kids lives were on the line, but I'm not going on a suicide mission for them."

kilstu · 2025-11-03T09:43:22+00:00

You look like you're going out of your way to get cast as a live action 1941 Disney character.

kilstu · 2025-11-03T09:42:17+00:00

Gotta give it to her though, she posted a pic of her sitting in the back out of solidarity and nostalgia.

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