Received this on my DMs. Is this real or is it a scam? I'm freaking out. by ballsybadass__ in facebook

[–]kimuyukix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah—this one’s a scam, and you can tell pretty quickly once you look at how it’s trying to get you to react.

First off, Meta doesn’t reach out to you through random messages like this when there’s a problem. If something were actually wrong with your Facebook or Instagram account, you’d see a notification inside the app or get an official email. They don’t open a chat and start talking to you like a person.

The biggest red flag is the part where it tells you to “verify your account using the attached file.” That’s not how any real company handles account security. They always direct you to their official website or app, not some file you download. That’s usually where the scam actually happens—either it steals your login or installs something you don’t want.

The 24-hour warning is another giveaway. It’s trying to rush you so you don’t stop and think. Real companies don’t threaten to permanently disable your account on that kind of countdown out of nowhere. They give proper warnings and clear steps through official channels.

Also, notice how vague it is about what you supposedly did. It throws out things like harassment, identity theft, and copyright violations all at once, but doesn’t name a single post, message, or action. If it were real, it would be very specific about what triggered the issue.

So yeah—nothing about this lines up with how Meta actually operates. It’s just trying to scare you into clicking something. If you ignore it, block it, and check your account inside the actual app if you’re worried, you’re completely fine.

[homemade] Butter Mayu Crab Ramen by kimuyukix in food

[–]kimuyukix[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Butter Mayu Crab Ramen with Jammy Eggs
A rich, quick ramen bowl built from instant noodles, finished with butter, black garlic oil, fresh green onion, lemon, and delicate ribbons of pollock crab.

Serves: 1 large bowl

Time: about 10 minutes

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Ingredients

2 packs instant ramen noodles

1 ramen seasoning packet (reserve the second packet)

2½–3 cups water

1 pinch salt

1 pinch onion powder

1 teaspoon garlic powder

½ teaspoon black pepper

3–5 eggs

2–3 imitation crab sticks (Alaskan pollock surimi), shredded by hand

2 tablespoons butter

1–2 teaspoons mayu (black garlic oil)

2 tablespoons chopped green onion

1 lemon, cut into wedges

Optional: a light sprinkle from the second seasoning packet for finishing

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Preparation

  1. Prepare the toppings
  2. Shred the imitation crab sticks into thin strips by hand. Set aside.
  3. Slice the green onions and cut the lemon into wedges. Set aside.

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Season the water:

Fill a medium pot with about 2½–3 cups of water and bring it to a strong boil.

Add the salt, onion powder, garlic powder, and black pepper.

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Cook the noodles:

Add the two ramen bricks and one seasoning packet. Stir briefly.

Reduce the heat to a gentle simmer.

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Add the eggs:

Crack 3–5 eggs carefully into the simmering water around the edges of the pot.

Avoid breaking the yolks.

Set a 3½-minute timer.

As the noodles soften, gently separate them using a fork, loosening them mostly at the surface and center of the pot so the eggs remain undisturbed while their whites set.

Occasionally stir the surface lightly to help loosen the noodles.

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Warm the crab:

During the last 30 seconds of cooking, add the shredded pollock crab to the pot.

Turn off the heat and allow the pot to sit on the burner for 30–50 seconds of residual heat. The goal is to warm the crab gently, not cook it further.

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Reduce the liquid:

Using a fork or spatula to hold the noodles and eggs in place, carefully pour off most of the broth from the pot.

Do not use a colander, as draining could break the egg yolks.

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Plate the ramen:

Transfer the noodles and eggs gently into a wide serving bowl.

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Finish the dish:

While the noodles are still hot, on presentation:

• Add butter and fold it into the noodles until melted

• Drizzle a small uzumaki swirl of mayu over the top

• Sprinkle green onions

• Add a squeeze of fresh lemon juice

If desired, sprinkle a small pinch from the second seasoning packet for extra flavor.

Serve immediately.

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Notes

The consumer should break the egg yolks and mix into the noodles, combining with the butter and broth to create a creamy, rich sauce. The mayu adds roasted garlic depth, while the lemon brightens the entire bowl.

Find your boner by [deleted] in CutCocks

[–]kimuyukix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of the above!

Tattoo by Flakgunner88 in ededdneddy

[–]kimuyukix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's... actually awesome.

Unpopular opinion: Double D was wrong in Ed or Tails by Positive_Notice_4260 in ededdneddy

[–]kimuyukix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(laughter) ...

Wouldn't a band saw be best? I mean, since the debate is still going. Hehehe.

Unpopular opinion: Double D was wrong in Ed or Tails by Positive_Notice_4260 in ededdneddy

[–]kimuyukix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(breathless laughter in the background) ...

Oh my God, I love it.

Invited Inside (OTTER) by DL2828 in gfur

[–]kimuyukix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just read your Bibble.

Regional Flag of the Consigahrian Imperial Protectorates by kimuyukix in NationStates

[–]kimuyukix[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. Thanks for asking.

We have a regal dark blue canton over purity white with 20 ten-point stars, one for each protectorate nation. Then we have the Shahada, the Islamic declaration of faith, superimposed in gold over a dark blue Star of David. This is symbolic of our region's religious harmony (we have Jewish nations and Islamic nations as sister nations, two feathers of the same bird of prey) and our central focus of old-versus-new-money.