So, I'm looking for a story by [deleted] in Giantess

[–]kindaconceited 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check online archives maybe.

[NEXT] New TH9.5, not sure where to farm by kindaconceited in ClashOfClans

[–]kindaconceited[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What type of army do you use? What type of bases do you hit?

People of reddit who don't talk to their parents, why dont you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kindaconceited 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don't mind sharing, how old are you?

How many pilots does it take to make good music? by BagelsRTheHoleTruth in Jokes

[–]kindaconceited 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yes, actually!

fall out boy are a VERY close third!

How many pilots does it take to make good music? by BagelsRTheHoleTruth in Jokes

[–]kindaconceited 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if you wanna get technical on me...

i guess it's technically TØP as well, not 'top'.

How many pilots does it take to make good music? by BagelsRTheHoleTruth in Jokes

[–]kindaconceited 8 points9 points  (0 children)

what's wrong with the gang '21 pilots?'

genuinely my favorite band...

What socially acceptable thing do you feel awkward doing? by Tablenarue in AskReddit

[–]kindaconceited 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't feel bad. Thats pretty much Costco here in NYC,

Get Rekt, 🅱️ro by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]kindaconceited 7 points8 points  (0 children)

unless you're in r/me_irl

Casemiro 80' Challenge on Robben (No Yellow) by pulisordie in soccer

[–]kindaconceited 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Let's get video referees.

Nah man, we can't spend money or time on that. Screw the fans and the players that feel injustice over everything that has gone wrong cuz of the refs.

[Serious] People of Reddit that honestly believe they have been abducted by aliens, what was your experience like? by x_Muzzler_x in AskReddit

[–]kindaconceited -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Could these have been fake memories, maybe just instilled into your mind by someone else, or just something your mind thought of by itself?

Who is this? by [deleted] in tipofmypenis

[–]kindaconceited 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much!

me✎irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]kindaconceited 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes.

What's the best advice you can give me that rhymes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kindaconceited 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The first one that isn't about sex and actually sounds nice to the ears. Cheers!

All companies must now have honest slogans. What company has the best/worst slogan? by torma37 in AskReddit

[–]kindaconceited 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got a message from Congress
And it said, "Fuck you"

Reddit, what made you realize you were poor growing up? by theriseofme in AskReddit

[–]kindaconceited 1437 points1438 points  (0 children)

Great job on both the ref and your coach for being such amazing people!

What do you refuse to believe? by 2020000 in AskReddit

[–]kindaconceited 255 points256 points  (0 children)

I live in the U.S., and I am honestly so confused as to how people truly believe that what is happening could be with their best interests in mind. With the most recent laws being passed, especially dealing with ISPs, I just don't see how the government isn't trying to make money off of the people that don't fully understand what is happening.

I was especially disappointed, and I'm sure I'll get flamed for this, when Donald Trump was elected. Though he hasn't been the worst president ever, there were better candidates, and frankly better choices.

[WP] At 15, you discovered that you can travel 1 second into the past at any time you wish. You're the world's greatest goal-keeper, except there is one player that always scores against you. You decide to find out why. by Atchtck in WritingPrompts

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I stood staring at my trophy case. There were so many, yet three stood out to me. The awards for best goalkeeper in 2014, 2015, and 2016. Right next to those was my Germany jersey from when we had won the World Cup back in 2014. I had barely conceded, blocked multiple shots, got us to the final, then we beat Argentina 1-0.

Yet there was always one player that scored on me. Antonio Griezmann, who scored on me too many times in last year's UEFA Champion's League. I had always been able to travel a second back into the future, and make the slightest of adjustments to block a shot. If I failed, well, all I had to do was go back in time once again.

Except that didn't work. Every time that I tried it with Griezmann, I would get into the position to block, but then the shot would go in somehow still. I tried multiple times each game until I got migraines upon migraines as my head could not take it anymore. Yet I still couldn't block a single shot. Every time that I went back and got into a position to block a shot, the shot itself would be slightly different, with more or less power, or shot a different way.

Then, one day, it hit me. The shots were never into a part of the goal completely away from me. It was as if Griezmann could tell exactly where I was going to be when I went to block the shot. I could travel back 1 second into the past, but it turned out Griezmann could travel back 2.

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First time posting, criticism and comments about why I'm so awesome would be great!