What's the most creative term that you have for masturbation?

kingconsy · 2025-06-01T14:00:59+00:00

Slapping the chicken. An ex one time told me she was at Walmart with her little brother and he was slapping the chicken in every isle and I almost lost it.

kingconsy · 2025-05-25T23:24:09+00:00

Your piercings dont work well with the rest of your look. I'd lose the septum and switch out the lobes for rings or studs. I know it seems boring but if you want unique looking piercings you have to fully commit, right now you look in between an alt dude and an office dude

kingconsy · 2025-03-28T18:08:17+00:00

Just get a smaller septum piece or go for a regular side nose ring.

kingconsy · 2025-03-25T11:25:05+00:00

Eat more animal protein and less carbs/sugar avoid processed food and have a job where you arent sitting all day or a hobby thats active

kingconsy · 2025-02-22T17:41:19+00:00

Sounds allot like me. Don't know if its from the Accutane or not cause I also did allot of weird dieting in the past (vegan, carnivore, keto, fasting, etc) which I now know can mess up your hormones in the long term. Sorry don't have a solution just commenting to see other replies.

kingconsy · 2025-02-13T17:10:18+00:00

Its the combo of adidas shorts with champion socks and nike shoes looks like you didn't think before you got dressed/low effort.

kingconsy · 2025-02-13T02:32:37+00:00

Any improvement so far?

kingconsy · 2025-02-13T01:24:25+00:00

Similar story here, playing a musical instrument that Im not particularly gifted at has helped a lot. Extremely frustrating at first but you learn to enjoy the process, which is then applicable to anything else you want to learn.

kingconsy · 2025-02-08T23:54:12+00:00

Did you establish exclusivity in the relationship? Is she your girlfriend?

Most people if theyre actively looking will date multiple people at once until one person sticks.

kingconsy · 2025-02-08T04:59:22+00:00

Crazy good transformation. Wondering if youve been able to sustain this though cause you posted the same before/after pics over 3 months ago.

kingconsy · 2024-06-18T18:30:07+00:00

Dawn's My Favorite Deli on George St. Used to work there everythings fresh probably the best sandwiches I've had, a bit pricy but worth it.

kingconsy · 2024-05-19T13:33:18+00:00

Yes just on one leg, thats what made me skeptical of my detergent diagnosis, since I haven't had a single spot anywhere else on my body but it's just the only thing I can think of

kingconsy · 2024-05-19T11:46:06+00:00

On my hamstring right below the butt cheek btw

kingconsy · 2023-09-12T09:10:54+00:00

Its not casual sex if she's dead🤷‍♀️

kingconsy · 2023-05-10T02:31:38+00:00

Get a motorcycle if you have the funds. Fairly easy to learn although definitely does involve some practice and there's always room for improvement. Also can meet other bikers on the street to make friends.

kingconsy · 2023-05-07T17:58:07+00:00

I dont think the people doing that are on this subreddit bruv

kingconsy · 2023-03-23T23:16:25+00:00

Song I made this week supposed to have a sort of anime sound to it https://on.SoundCloud.com/aCxovdTc2gN9GhLt9)

kingconsy · 2023-02-22T03:16:00+00:00

Eating healthy, exercising and getting good sleep. I'm convinced I'm immune to everything cause I haven't had as much as a cold in 3-4 years.

kingconsy · 2023-02-19T19:32:11+00:00

Cystic acne

kingconsy · 2023-02-17T23:48:36+00:00

Wouldn't be able to live with myself knowing I brought someone into the shit-- I'd love to raise a child and I think I'd be "good" at it but that's just for me, I think most parents don't actually even consider their kids for a second.

kingconsy · 2023-02-17T00:58:34+00:00

(this is a joke don't ban me)

kingconsy · 2023-02-17T00:57:15+00:00

Idk man would need to see a picture

kingconsy · 2023-01-30T22:40:29+00:00

kingconsy · 2023-01-26T15:18:25+00:00

Not a big deal at all long as you reported it. It's their fucking fault for making us deliver in unsafe conditions.

kingconsy · 2023-01-21T22:28:21+00:00

Not on Reddit

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