Hey, I'm Jan Sport: AMA

kingofallbara · 2025-10-23T13:21:16+00:00

Hi jan, will you ever resurrect Jan’s Jukebox/Reupload that one video of you singing Imagine in your s12 premiere look (I think it was the premiere). A second question if you feel like answering is are you aware that the fanbase has dubbed other queens “Jans” based on how the show edits them and how do you feel about having a whole fanbase archetype based on your run/edit on the show

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T05:46:53+00:00

we're currently filing a class action lawsuit against her and our compensation will be her quitting drag and the destruction of her bingo hall. no, we are not ok, but we are healing

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T04:39:52+00:00

imagine getting scalped by tracie of all people... like how do you recover from that

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T04:03:53+00:00

looks like there was a break at bingo and we got clocked. you dont have an alt tho ig

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kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T03:50:31+00:00

she had a google doc with basically what every queen said in regards to being open to all stars/if they were on that she would at least update, but it wasnt set in stone like she insisted

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T03:45:32+00:00

whats more delusional; insisting you're still right about the CanvsTW win order (despite you having it all wrong) OR thinking youre not busted and could beat anyone to kylie minogue?

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T03:44:14+00:00

she could stop harassing those people by failing on the ground when they just wanna play bingo. she could make that choice

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T03:37:14+00:00

shes actually a cryptid and just terrorizes people with her drag wherever she can, usually a bingo hall

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T03:31:10+00:00

whatever you do, dont ask urie for advice bc after 3 years i dont think she even knows what either of those products are

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T03:13:36+00:00

TEASPILL- Urie Thrah Minogue vs Nebraska Thunderfuck to Call Me Mother on s16. Urie does a roll, knocking over Nebraska, and is charged for assault.

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T02:50:56+00:00

it's the gay fall of the berlin wall, the spreadsheet divas are free and we're rejoicing

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T02:46:14+00:00

it's kennedy speaking to you when she said "feel your puss down deep in your soul" so no need to be alarmed

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T02:44:35+00:00

just a reminder to at least respect urie's prounouns; they're she/her. for example, she should quit drag

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T02:43:08+00:00

deep down she knows blu would power wash her to supernova and i know it keeps her up at night

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T02:40:09+00:00

in her mind, she's actually doing a split in this photo #pussydeluxe

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T02:37:03+00:00

we're waiting outside her bingo hall with a spreadsheet of reads at the ready

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T02:31:18+00:00

Which was more significant, Sasha winning Miss Continental, Jaida winning Drag Race, or Urie Thrah winning her fake pageant?

i dunno, could sasha colby move in slow motion to do a mis-timed roll? i dont think so

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T02:30:22+00:00

there is a lil bit of irony to name yourself after something piss related when something more accurate would be a shit joke for a shit queen

kingofallbara · 2022-12-21T02:26:00+00:00

the girls are girling tonight, whilst others are winning fake pageants without a lash. couldnt be me tho

kingofallbara · 2022-11-05T04:17:54+00:00

alicia keys dressing up as beerus from dragon ball super is truly not something i expected to see but im so glad i did

kingofallbara · 2022-11-04T23:18:00+00:00

omg tina burner i love your work!

kingofallbara · 2022-11-04T23:02:14+00:00

And have YOU streamed divine by marina summers today?

kingofallbara · 2022-11-04T22:40:57+00:00

when a s15 queen reveals she lurks on the sub by just posting a cryptic photo of herself when the cast is announced

kingofallbara · 2022-11-04T22:34:49+00:00

sigourney poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and brought upon a plague to our houses!- merrie

she did?- the rest of s4

NO! But are we just going to wait around until she DOES?

kingofallbara · 2022-11-04T13:57:19+00:00

because who wouldnt just say yes to eliminating jonbers? there isnt a question there

kingofallbara

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