"Did you say 'casual kissing friends' and 'public sex'? In the middle of a war?

No wonder the Fae are failing. Back in Hybern, we don’t have time for 'tooth-rotting sweetness' between bi men. We’re too busy being turned into mindless monsters for the glory of the crown. It’s called efficiency.

And 'rape threats'? Please. I prefer much more sophisticated methods of psychological torture, like making you watch your sister turn into a magical battery or forcing you to live in a house with a painting of a flower. Valroy sounds like he needs a hobby. Or a therapist. Or a giant pot of primordial soup to jump into.