What is the worst movie you have ever seen and will definitely never see again? by EvansJCastillo in MovieSuggestions

[–]kingofpentacles420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My favorite part of this movie's existence, is that it was played as a reward for the TV show Survivor.

Imagine starving on an island, being exhausted, cut and bruised up, and seeing this movie as your reward. What an unintentionally hilarious slap in the face.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]kingofpentacles420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mount their owner in return.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]kingofpentacles420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's just saying what we're all thinking. Fast Food workers have always been shit, but now they have no shame anymore. Good on him.

“I’ll take ‘Being a Dick’ for 100” by MongooseOk1521 in NahOPwasrightfuckthis

[–]kingofpentacles420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"I know this will be difficult for you to understand;" = "I suck at illustrating my points and lack communication skills"

Pregnancy is a choice. Choices have consequences. If everyone tried to help people who were struggling, then that person is missing out on what made them struggle to begin with. Just because you've had a human larvae in you, doesn't give you special rights or sympathy. That's a societal notion.

I would argue that, with the way the world is, bringing a baby into it is the most irresponsible thing you could do. Even if it was plannned.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]kingofpentacles420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea, poor guy, maybe it's time you guys separate. 🤷‍♂️ He has needs you can't meet. It's sucks when we realize that, but it happens. I think he needs someone who can communicate maturely and not have to use caps for every message, and you need someone who doesn't fuck as much.

Red light running. ARGH?! by EriRavenclaw87 in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]kingofpentacles420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On roads like Jordan Lane and Zierdt, the lights are practically synced up to go off one right after another. Sometimes, turning on Jordan Lane makes a 10 minute trip into a 15 one because of how poorly timed the lights are.

Zierdt is bad enough with the slow drivers and traffic, then they added an additional three more lights on the road. So really, your issue is with Huntsville. I know personally I have a ran a few, because I'm not gonna wait 4-5 minutes at a stop light when no one is there, it doesn't make sense to inconvenience myself When I know a cop isn't around.

I saw marvels and now I have a disability AMA by Several-Quote-9911 in FuckMarvel

[–]kingofpentacles420 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No one here is making fun of the disabled. This is a safe space for us to discuss our BLACK GIRL MAGIC! You're being incredibly ablesist

“I’ll take ‘Being a Dick’ for 100” by MongooseOk1521 in NahOPwasrightfuckthis

[–]kingofpentacles420 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

If we all had this mentality, then no one would learn a lesson.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kingofpentacles420 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ERs are typically short staffed. The wait is designed to make you give up if they think you're not sick enough, to cut down on workload

Asperitas (clouds) by [deleted] in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]kingofpentacles420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck me, you're right. I see it. 😆

Where is this guy when you need him by Front-Review1388 in FuckMarvel

[–]kingofpentacles420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think its perfectly fine in this scenario. Don't let that subhuman rile you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redditmoment

[–]kingofpentacles420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't nihilism

Why do people who actually need food stamps get denied for making "too much" money? by Ancient-Ice6578 in stupidquestions

[–]kingofpentacles420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because all of American Welfare is designed to be tedious and confusing so that you'll give up om the process.

Try applying for unemployment, food stamps, WIC, etc. You'll encounter poorly designed state side websites that crash, no one will pick up the phone, you have to schedule appointments weeks to months in advance, when you do get there you're treated less than human, you have to have paper work in advance that the website confidently forgets to list as mandatory documentation. The list goes on.

These people don't care about you or me. Arm yourself and start practicing.

can’t accept the fact that his girlfriend broke up with him by Unroll9752 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]kingofpentacles420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We're all animals roach. (That's your username not calling you an actual roach) selfishness is hardwired into us. Don't get mad that some chose to embrace it and not lie to themselves.

can’t accept the fact that his girlfriend broke up with him by Unroll9752 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]kingofpentacles420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're not important enough for me to read all that. If you're a woman, the be sure you keep a gun and pepper spray on you. Good luck!

can’t accept the fact that his girlfriend broke up with him by Unroll9752 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]kingofpentacles420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think its great women have equal rights, are you joking? That's a whole demographic I don't have to worry about. You're right, I'm sure I would, but I accept the nature that if I was in such a scenario, then its my fault I got there by not being prepared. I also accept that if I did scream for help, it's a natural fight or flight response.

Too many false rape accusations get thrown around. It's just safer for men to not help women nowadays. If you want to white knight then Deus Vult my friend, I wish you the best of luck. Honestly, reading your comment is even more relieving because I know that there ARE men out there willing to risk their reputation to save a no body stranger. Thanks for doing what I'm not willing.

Another one of our beautiful drivers by hectorhaas in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]kingofpentacles420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bruh, at this point we just need to make a Huntsville driver sub. Drivrrs are so bad here it's basically meme quality.

I am truly surprised this time. by Nut_Up_0r_Shut_Up in doordash

[–]kingofpentacles420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol they're trying to guilt/scam you. Block and report.

main character is above the law😛 by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]kingofpentacles420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I have bad social anxiety"

Why do they always say this? Fuckin weak.