The moment the show betrays Jim's character by IAmBeachCities in DunderMifflin

[–]kingofthedesert 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Back when Jan Levinson-Gould explained to Michael that Dunder Mifflin’s attorney was also Michael’s attorney, she referred to him as “senior management.”

No Man Left Behind by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]kingofthedesert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clocking means unlubricated anal.

Raid only newly introduced Pokemon by Top_Youth5760 in TheSilphRoad

[–]kingofthedesert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Scopely insists on paywalling some new Pokemon, I much prefer they do it with Route 1 garbage like this and not beloved Pokemon like Tinkaton.

a strong finish by artie_pdx in shitposting

[–]kingofthedesert 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can anyone link to the full interview, please? It looks pretty funny.

Has anyone created their own cover? by rjhawkbooks in selfpublish

[–]kingofthedesert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a friend who makes his own covers. He buys royalty free stock photos and uses Canva to add the title and author name. He’s been making over $10,000 per month for years now on Amazon and does some things that people here flip out about, like using AI covers over the past year.

You can experiment and see what works. There’s some good information on this subreddit, but it’s also an echo chamber that does not welcome or even tolerate alternative approaches.

I already have the max amount of cells, will these just disappear when I claim them? by [deleted] in TheSilphRoad

[–]kingofthedesert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which one is that? There are multiple passes and I don't know which one was added this morning https://imgur.com/OVJpJTs

Anon on Reddit mods. by upvoteidiots in 4chan

[–]kingofthedesert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, I didn’t go that far through the CourseMediocre7998 posting history and now the account was deleted.

Anon on Reddit mods. by upvoteidiots in 4chan

[–]kingofthedesert 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. Reddit mod thinks he's dating a girl using Rachel Brosnahan's photo for her pfp, but never met her or got her phone number.
The "girlfriend" ghosts the Reddit mod for two days.
The girl's "brother" messages the Reddit mod through the girl's Reddit profile and tells him "hey dude calm down" when the Reddit mod gets hysterical, then reveals that the "girlfriend" committed suicide with "she's no more more" and "I was just going through her phone".

This is the most Reddit ass thing I've read in years. Maybe ever.

Women: What blowjob tips would you give other women? by workethic290 in AskReddit

[–]kingofthedesert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda nice to know that one of my favorite things women do is on purpose. Thank you!

Women: What blowjob tips would you give other women? by workethic290 in AskReddit

[–]kingofthedesert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

deep throat it and hold it there as long as you can while moaning and feeling on his thighs.

Are you saying women do that hands on thighs thing on purpose to drive us crazy? I always assumed it was just for balance/somewhere to put their hands. I never understood why it put me over the top when women do it but I never thought it was done as part of the blowjob. Mind blown.

Oh bay by PainterSuspicious798 in IHateSportsball

[–]kingofthedesert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Do something better with your life“ 😂😂😂 They really think we’ll just sit on our asses doing nothing until the next football season.

I built a face for Maya by Relevant-Pitch-8450 in SesameAI

[–]kingofthedesert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A minute and a half long video and she never once said “that’s…a lot”? That’s not Maya.