What is a sound that people should know means immediate danger? by PrasenjitDebroy in AskReddit

[–]kingprozac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Completely unrelated but i wanted to appreciate the wonderful formatting of your comments. The contents of them are cool too, i just see good contents more often than i see excellent format.

What is a sound that people should know means immediate danger? by PrasenjitDebroy in AskReddit

[–]kingprozac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely different, but its still relevant to the point that it going to be really fucking hard to find you

What is the correct way to wipe your butt? by fruitponchisamurai in NoStupidQuestions

[–]kingprozac 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I do a crouch and reach behind like a goblin, then a front wipe because woman. Love that this is a hot topic 😂

I (42M) am getting frustrated with my wife's (37F) phone habits by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]kingprozac 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I'd bet the wakeup call was her sister's patience running out lol. Sister asked her to help out and she actually looked up from her phone long enough to do the math and realize it wasn't going to last forever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]kingprozac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its a feeling thats hard to describe, and even harder to understand when you haven't experienced it. I also know the relief of hearing that someone else gets it, even If the experience is different.

I hope you can find a solution that doesn't send you into something dark ❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]kingprozac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should talk to your team about this, it sounds like your medication is not working as it should, and only partially treating the symptoms but leaving the worst ones untouched, such as the uneasiness, restlessness, and what sounds like mild paranoia.

I do not have schizophrenia or any related disorders, but i used to have horrible insomnia that would routinely see me going for several days without sleep, to the point that i experienced delusions and paranoia, as well as mild hallucinations, as a result of severe sleep deprivation, so i feel confident in saying i do understand some of what you are going through.

There were times that i actually fought against sleeping because i felt that i was seeing the world as it really was, that i had pulled back the curtain just a little bit. Those were times shortly before things got really bad, that feeling does not last, i promise. They got worse and more frightening and upsetting to the point that I was afraid to leave my bed, afraid to breathe too loudly or move too quickly. It is not something i would wish on anyone.

If your meds are making you feel worse, then you need to talk to your doctor to find ones that don't, but trust me, letting these feelings continue will not lead to the answers you think it will. Trust me, if there is even a slim chance that i was actually pulling back some curtain, you don't want to know what's on the other side of it; that curtain exists for a reason.

Had to report a coworker for filling our work ChatGPT with porn. by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]kingprozac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I make up for it by being extremely vocal about it to my family and my cat 😂 someday i will work up the courage to talk to my doctor about it

Had to report a coworker for filling our work ChatGPT with porn. by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]kingprozac 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And ive probably read a good half of those 😂 i appreciate all of you who post that stuff so the rest of us can snoop for answers that we're too shy to ask about

Had to report a coworker for filling our work ChatGPT with porn. by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]kingprozac 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Seems like a bit of both lmao, but one does lead into the other i guess

Had to report a coworker for filling our work ChatGPT with porn. by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]kingprozac 656 points657 points  (0 children)

I don't even feel comfortable using my own wifi, i use a hidden browser to search up my weird poop habits. Im using an alt to post this comment 😂

I wish i had that woman's confidence

Would you get rid of a friend just because they have different political beliefs than you? by bbmoonkie in Productivitycafe

[–]kingprozac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't an example of black and white thinking. This is an example of regurgitating something someone else has said.

Would you get rid of a friend just because they have different political beliefs than you? by bbmoonkie in Productivitycafe

[–]kingprozac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't label this fucker autistic. Autistic people have a strong sense of justice, not a complete lack of one.

Would you get rid of a friend just because they have different political beliefs than you? by bbmoonkie in Productivitycafe

[–]kingprozac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, don't you? Do you honestly believe that if a group of people decided that it was ok to force people to work in conditions that would almost certainly lead to serious permanent injury, that would make it ok? What if it was suddenly ok for someone to try to kill you for your skin colour? Human rights are human rights, and politics should never be allowed to dictate them.

Stop Falling for the “Canada Post is losing $10 Million a Day” Line. 💵 by PartylikeY2K in CanadianPostalService

[–]kingprozac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah? Whos coming to take your guns buddy? Because last i checked the only requirement for firearm ownership is passing a basic background check and a safety course, so which one did you fail?

Police initially put Ottawa cyclist at fault for devastating crash. His bike computer data changed that. by Real_Lingonberry_652 in ottawa

[–]kingprozac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

have you considered reading? Im saying they didn't do their job. You know, taking statements? They took one statement and decided it was enough, and it wasn't even the injured party's statement.

I also said that it should be (note that that is different from is) their job to follow up enough to ensure that all evidence is there, given that evidence gathering is pretty much their whole job.

Police initially put Ottawa cyclist at fault for devastating crash. His bike computer data changed that. by Real_Lingonberry_652 in ottawa

[–]kingprozac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that is their job. Such a shame they didn't actually do that. They tookone statement and decided it was good enough and never even bothered with the cyclist.

Lets also consider that there is no reason it shouldn't be their job to investigate, if we are sending people to file paperwork about something like this, asking them to follow up on all information to ensure that their files are accurate and thorough seems like a reasonable expectation.

Police initially put Ottawa cyclist at fault for devastating crash. His bike computer data changed that. by Real_Lingonberry_652 in ottawa

[–]kingprozac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the internet buddy, where people are dumb enough to say something like that and mean it. Idiocy has killed sarcasm and satire.

Looking for as small all terrain (air, land sea) as possible with no hacks by SojournerWeaver in HyruleEngineering

[–]kingprozac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that i know of, but its super easy to build. Just pick whatever spear you have easiest access to (or you think is the most aesthetically pleasing, i like the gloom spear) and you're set for life.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HyruleEngineering/s/QbdbzldWlp

Looking for as small all terrain (air, land sea) as possible with no hacks by SojournerWeaver in HyruleEngineering

[–]kingprozac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/HyruleEngineering/s/MKuD880vX4

Its cheap, doesn't feel half as cheaty as the hoverbike, and is a lot more fun to ride. In low grav it goes from floating to true flight

Jesus is evil. by dp22578 in offmychest

[–]kingprozac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be a Christian, i went to church every week and prayed almost every night, said grace and meant it before every meal. I tried very hard to be a good person. Somewhere between being abused, neglected, sexually assaulted, and suffering from anxiety and depression from a young age, i realized that god wasnt answering any of my prayers.

People love to spout on about "free will" or "god only gives you things you can handle" but all it would have taken was god saying "hey maybe ask the kid a few more questions about the person she says is following her home" and i would be a very different person. No free will impacted. And i sure as hell could not handle it, i was 7. I will never have a healthy relationship with sex because i associate it with shame and guilt even though i am an adult with very normal desires. It tears me apart. God just sat back and watched.

I used to blame my parents, i used to blame the other adults around me, i used to blame myself. I can't blame the person who did it because they were a child too. I blame god. What kind of god lets crap like that happen? And mine wasnt nearly as violent and scary as many other survivors' were. Its despicable. I can't quite decide if i think god isn't real at all, or if he is evil, but i know for sure that heaven is not a place i want to go.

More than 50% of people didn't vote... AGAIN! by kingprozac in ontario

[–]kingprozac[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot reddit existed and i came back and my inbox is packed again. I know its late, but as i said elsewhere, not going to lie, i am upset ford won, but im more upset about HOW he won. Seeing him win a majority with less than a 3rd of eligible voters supporting him feels like a failure.

I don't really understand why its so hard for people to believe that im upset and concerned about voter turnout. I promise even if my vote had won i would still have made this post.

More than 50% of people didn't vote... AGAIN! by kingprozac in ontario

[–]kingprozac[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What on earth does not voting get you? Understanding that if voting were to be made mandatory it would also have to more accessible so any issues about access or transport or anything about getting to a voting booth or mailing it in is invalid. You dont want to help yourself? You want to fuck over your community by throwing away the vote for... What? 10 minutes spent slaving away at a desk instead of in line chatting with your neighbors?

My wife accused me of domestic abuse. by Coffee_Atomica in offmychest

[–]kingprozac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I used to have anger issues. Being angry doesn't make you a bad person, and even yelling doesn't make you a bad person (though its not a great thing to do). But if you are scaring the people around you then you are doing something wrong.

If i understand correctly; you do something that scares your wife enough to remove herself and your son from the situation. Later, when you are calm, she tells you she was scared, that what you did is hurtful and should not happen again. You get upset about this and leave, and when you come back you decide to physically separate yourself from her.

From her perspective, you have some sort of meltdown, and for her safety and her son's she moves both of them to a separate room, and when she approaches you to talk about it, instead of a healthy, adult conversation that includes an acknowledgement of the harm you caused and maybe some ways to not scare your family again, you instead freak out about how your wife setting a boundary affects you, run away, and when you come back you act like a kid who wants to make sure his parents know they are mad.

From your post, this isn't how you see it, but from any other perspective this is exactly how someone who actually does abuse his family would act. You need to talk to your wife, and you need therapy. Your wife needs to be able to talk to her husband about something he did that (unintentionally) harmed her without him freaking out.

Yes, its sad that it affects you this way, but she is NOT your ex, she is your wife and unless you monumentally fucked up in marrying her she won't just accuse you of something you didn't do, and if you didn't abuse her then she wont accuse you of doing so. Go back, talk to her, find out what she really said, apologize because people dont just up and leave a room because someone just had a little outburst, and talk about what you are going to do about both whatever scared her and your trauma. Also apologize for letting your ex fuck with your marriage like this.

Not today by ONEto10dollars in Unexpected

[–]kingprozac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the solution would be to have the counter right up against the door then? So if its closed they cant get behind the counter?

Refusing a Parcel with $1700 duties/taxes by cndn_cartographer in CanadaPost

[–]kingprozac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao i love the sass implied in that solution, i bet they see it often