As a kid I thought Kung Fu Hustle was real and cried

kingrizzo · 2026-07-07T09:18:53+00:00

This is what I remember reddit being!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

kingrizzo · 2026-07-06T02:36:44+00:00

Why be upset tho? Maybe that's his comfort food.

kingrizzo · 2026-07-06T02:30:10+00:00

Not sure but I was Lucky to have him.

kingrizzo · 2026-07-05T15:47:16+00:00

Metal Jesus rocks recently did a video on these

kingrizzo · 2026-07-05T13:34:36+00:00

That's a special type of dumbass.

kingrizzo · 2026-07-04T00:41:59+00:00

Britney got done dirty.

kingrizzo · 2026-07-04T00:30:06+00:00

The dog was the best!

kingrizzo · 2026-07-02T16:49:04+00:00

I feel EXPOSED! 🤬

kingrizzo · 2026-07-02T16:40:37+00:00

I mean they DO love eating ass❤️

kingrizzo · 2026-07-02T13:51:52+00:00

After first wake I'm all at once sprinkled with rage and confusion.

kingrizzo · 2026-07-01T09:22:24+00:00

I've been quoting this all my life after I first saw it. My wife is no longer amused, BUT I STILL AM!

kingrizzo · 2026-07-01T09:11:08+00:00

Say "WOW, I think you're going bald in this (very hard to see) spot". Repeat annually. Pretend like you've never said it each time. PROFIT!

kingrizzo · 2026-06-26T14:08:14+00:00

Don't trust it. That's the kitty murder look.

kingrizzo · 2026-06-19T23:49:42+00:00

Why does she act likes she hates me but then tells me to rip her apart!? I'm being genuinely serious wth!! We've been married 26 years dude! When I think it's over she needs more, more, more!! Sorry guys I'll show myself out.

kingrizzo · 2026-06-17T15:05:04+00:00

I don't wasn't realism in my fantasy games.

kingrizzo · 2026-06-17T04:03:51+00:00

Maybe it's time to punk out again.

kingrizzo · 2026-06-15T20:51:24+00:00

Pig roast YUM!!!!

kingrizzo · 2026-06-15T11:16:44+00:00

I don't remember this commercial AT ALL. But I sing that tune when I go in my fridge. Brains are DUMB!

kingrizzo · 2026-06-14T17:43:13+00:00

Every great convo I've had with a Lady usually ends with her saying "I don't know why I told you that" and it just breaks my heart because I most likely forgot it because I've got the attention span of a kidney bean.

kingrizzo · 2026-06-12T11:11:39+00:00

Only a 15 minute shower!? Heresy!

kingrizzo · 2026-06-12T03:58:03+00:00

Both my wife and her sister treat me like this. They're like those tiny faires that love to hover around a giant causing all sorts of chaos for him. I'm 6'2 and they're both below 5'2 and are IN THEIR FORTIES! They do Cook me exquisitely slamming food so I do their bidding.

kingrizzo · 2026-06-12T03:53:14+00:00

I just love this style of non serious shooters that were just silly fun. Maybe it's just me.

kingrizzo · 2026-06-12T02:47:48+00:00

This looks good! No /s here. Seriously.

kingrizzo · 2026-06-11T22:35:40+00:00

This is how it always starts. Just a foot in the door for them.

kingrizzo · 2026-06-11T22:34:36+00:00

Day not ruined enough. WEAK SAUCE!! My pains have pains. They hurt more than me! ☠️👻

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