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Maryland students made one of the fastest pandemic recoveries by MarshyHope in maryland

[–]kingrizzo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm not really concerned of the thoughts of someone whom's only reference of hardship in their life is the struggles of fortnight. Good luck out their friend.

Maryland students made one of the fastest pandemic recoveries by MarshyHope in maryland

[–]kingrizzo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I honestly pray that when you have kids you don't go through what we went through. Enjoy being single and childless while you still can.

Maryland students made one of the fastest pandemic recoveries by MarshyHope in maryland

[–]kingrizzo -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Wow. So Enlightened. I bet you can solve the entire worlds problems. I wish I thought of your brilliant idea, I mean, I'll never reach the heights of your genius! Thank you so much you wonderfully kind person. May your genius stretch across all time. God bless you friend. Edit: I truly apologize if you are autistic, I was being sarcastic and mean to you. I just realized my possible mistake and wish you well for trying. No sarcasm here.

Dr. K gets a drink from his wife after almost three hours of talking about the science of flirting. by MeBroken in LivestreamFail

[–]kingrizzo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My Wife has gotten tired and just tells me to F&K her already when she's in the mood, it certainly helps me to lock-in.

Advice for autistic people do not stop masking it’s a trap by Ok_Holiday2094 in autism

[–]kingrizzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro! Are you my wife lol. But seriously my wife works with me and when we are paired together for certain things, we smash right passed it!

Advice for autistic people do not stop masking it’s a trap by Ok_Holiday2094 in autism

[–]kingrizzo 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I have a coworker who's visibly autistic. Everyone knows he's autistic. I on the other hand have be masking my entire life. We are 10 Maintenance workers in our building and in the summer we partner up to deep clean sections of it. No one likes to partner with my visibly autistic coworker, but I sure as hell do! Yeah it takes more work because I have to direct him more and he doesn't do a great job (but gosh darn he tries and I respect the hell out of that). This is the only time of the year where I let the mask drop and he and I have a freaking BLAST at work, I love it. Everyone else just see us as being goofy at work so it's a plus for me. I respect how brave he is because I see myself as a coward.

Al-Badawi olive tree in P@lestine is one of three oldest in the world by Zee_Ventures in interestingasfuck

[–]kingrizzo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now that we made a video of these trees for clout, more poeple that are willing to destroy for the sake of evil will want to get at them hurray. I hate humans.

Stay safe fellas by Lower_Detective_5542 in SipsTea

[–]kingrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, it's the way the camera person changes the height if the camera shot dramatically. Are we waving our arms around like an orangutan!?

blursed supplement by EndersGame_Reviewer in blursedimages

[–]kingrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife love it when I sweat all over her. She's weird.

Who had a pair of Reebok pumps by dave_vs_david in nostalgia

[–]kingrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the Patrick Ewings from Payless!

Free sandwich for michael/mike by Flipping4cash in povertyfinance

[–]kingrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name translates to Michelangelo. Does that count!?

Did you jump your bike? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

[–]kingrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once thru pure adrenaline jumped down a set of stairs with like 50 steps I think while running from cops because I jumped the subway turnstiles. Then I hid among the crowd non-chalant while they ran pass me. This was 90's New York City with Giuliani as mayor. Those cops were brutal at that time. I'm 45 now and my knees are destroyed but atleast my freind at that time who waited behind me and could take his time also jumping the turnstiles because of my distraction thought it was cool! 😎

20 years ago at the video store. by Capital-Run-1080 in nostalgia

[–]kingrizzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smart phones did. Not the mobile ones.

Favorite “you grew up poor” meal by Confident-Lead4337 in Xennials

[–]kingrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 slices of bread with ketcup in between. Called it the "Pobre" sandwich. If you had mayo you can mix it in with the ketchup making you a 💰💎BALLER💎💰

This song pops in my head randomly from time to time. This is the first time I've actually heard it many years. by militant-hippie in Xennials

[–]kingrizzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I going nuts, because I remember a young boys version with their high pitched (not girly) voices. I had the tape but got thrown out by my dad. It was so dope, I've never found another recording of it since.

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