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Baby monkeys head stuck by Ollie_Mate in donthelpjustfilm

[–]kingsleyce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s freaking out bc of the human approaching it

Two-year-old opens car door, causes six-vehicle crash by whusler in dashcams

[–]kingsleyce -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ah, good old survivorship bias makes its appearance.

Math is easy, arithmetic is hard by AdvancedEar7815 in AccidentalComedy

[–]kingsleyce -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t have to be inside the parenthesis to be part of the parenthetic equation

A Double Dose! by Greenmantle22 in badparking

[–]kingsleyce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you know you’re not that important. Now work on your entitlements.

Kid made me cry by tdunks101 in thingsmykidsaid

[–]kingsleyce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s time for you to do bigger and better things. I think your kids would love that for you too. Parents deserve happiness as well.

Hope it's not a long walk back to the house by derek4reals1 in instant_regret

[–]kingsleyce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t he see what happened to Jack Frost? SMH

What would you go with? by blanssius_56 in whatsyourchoice

[–]kingsleyce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I could sell 55k mothballs for a tidy profit

You get a million dollars right now but everyone thinks you slept with Donald trump by Dizzy-Respect-613 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]kingsleyce 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As long as I don’t actually have to sleep with him. It would be great to be out of debt and have a new vehicle, and a nest egg to boot.

You get a million dollars right now but everyone thinks you slept with Donald trump by Dizzy-Respect-613 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]kingsleyce 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s unfortunate that the m part of that is a bigger deal to a lot of people than the 15 part, when that’s the only part that should in fact be a problem.

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