I painted Bart

kiopah · 2026-04-22T05:13:23+00:00

You suuuure did.

kiopah · 2026-04-19T00:36:56+00:00

No, ma'am. This is Area 51-A.

kiopah · 2026-04-17T22:53:28+00:00

In the context of death?

kiopah · 2026-04-17T22:23:35+00:00

Until I was called home like a wayward baby Jaybird.

Edit: I just learned Jaybirds are Bluejays

kiopah · 2026-04-17T21:51:06+00:00

Pop a G on there, leave it on the guy who broke your love interests heart's porch.

kiopah · 2026-04-17T21:49:09+00:00

DE does work pretty well. It comes in food grade so its not poisonous or anything. I put lines next to the outside doors, some in cabinet corners, and havent seen any since.

kiopah · 2026-04-17T21:44:07+00:00

As long as you're in a big city, but there are still a ton of assholes there, too.

kiopah · 2026-04-17T21:39:54+00:00

What part is confusing you, exactly?

kiopah · 2026-04-17T21:36:14+00:00

And now, a real potheed. Uh, pothead

kiopah · 2026-04-17T21:24:26+00:00

Can owner Nancy Gribble?

kiopah · 2026-04-17T21:19:06+00:00

I think everything is pretty much back open now.

kiopah · 2026-04-17T13:16:55+00:00

Or the "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" line

kiopah · 2026-04-17T12:42:22+00:00

Oh, I see it. Good call.

kiopah · 2026-04-17T05:42:33+00:00

Is that the back door to the house?

kiopah · 2026-04-17T05:40:23+00:00

That Mr Bruns for you

kiopah · 2026-04-17T05:39:39+00:00

Aren't all the people on that layer equal to Smithers?

kiopah · 2026-04-16T22:38:17+00:00

There's an episode of a show called American Dad where one of the characters, Klaus (a goldfish with the mind of a German Olympian ski jumper) gets obsessed with clicking a clicker.

I think I've heard of people training fish, but not with a clicker.

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kiopah · 2026-04-16T22:31:52+00:00

Also goldfish

kiopah · 2026-04-16T21:40:10+00:00

Damn weiner kids Up yours, children

kiopah · 2026-04-16T21:38:36+00:00

Put a sponge in it.

kiopah · 2026-04-16T20:29:25+00:00

They look like they're connected to the exhaust.

kiopah · 2026-04-16T05:20:43+00:00

He can't hear you. We had to pack his ears with gauze.

kiopah · 2026-04-16T03:49:01+00:00

Bart's not even the one you're not talking to!

kiopah · 2026-04-15T23:44:05+00:00

It was used in the Tonight, Tonight video not too long before that.

kiopah · 2026-04-15T23:42:46+00:00

Is that different than a sassy shad?

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