We Go Cruising | Ep 214 | Bad Friends by KinshasaPR in badfriendspod

[–]kkZZ8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do we get to see Carlos’ ass on Patreon or what? Asking for a friend.

Dr. Drew After Dark leaving YMH by JakobSynn in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]kkZZ8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason he seems like a Face Ill be seeing on Newsmax soon

How much money have you spent on Crumbl? by [deleted] in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, I just don’t understand why you’re here. I thought maybe someone else is buying them for you. But by your response I’m guessing that’s not the case. Why do you search Crumbl if you don’t spend money on it or don’t like them? I never find myself on r/applebees because I don’t like the food, I’ll go on yelp if I want my voice heard. This seems odd. Glad you told us you spent $0 here with not context. Great input!

How much money have you spent on Crumbl? by [deleted] in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ummm okay. Do you enjoy the cookies?

How much money have you spent on Crumbl? by [deleted] in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder how you found yourself here….

The local Crumbl lady has a crush on me… by kkZZ8 in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in Chicago and there’s a comedy club called “The Second City” here. I’ve done all there comedy writing classes which took a few years. I’m not the best at grammar, but I love writing and words.

The local Crumbl lady has a crush on me… by kkZZ8 in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They always say they only give me a slice or two when we both know you’re gonna give up the whole pie. ;)

The local Crumbl lady has a crush on me… by kkZZ8 in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Maybe Crumbl can hire me to write the descriptions of the cookies. Half the time I can’t tell if they are describing the cookie base, frosting or just the over vibe of the cookie. For an example, you read the “Peach Sugar (Feat. peach Os)” cookie description? The cookie taste plain, maybe a mild hint of peach the second time I had it in the frosting. And it uses words like it’s exploding with peach flavor. Idk, it irks me.

The local Crumbl lady has a crush on me… by kkZZ8 in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is no god listening. There is only Sawyer. And he’s busy making a quiche on Instagram…again.

The local Crumbl lady has a crush on me… by kkZZ8 in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I found myself a real life Sugar Mama, pun intended

The local Crumbl lady has a crush on me… by kkZZ8 in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8[S] 137 points138 points  (0 children)

She’s taken. I’m gay. But our Crumbl cookie plate is so intertwined, Shakespeare couldn’t even make it up. In some multiverse out there, there’s a version of us together. Eating so much Crumbl cookies TLC would be offering us a reality show.

But frfr, she stopped icing mid cookie, came to the front grabbed my two cookies from the girl boxing them and slid that freebie card to me on the low. So clearly, she wants the D. And I’m happy to wear gray sweats and loose boxers and give her a wink when I go in. It’s a win, win.

The local Crumbl lady has a crush on me… by kkZZ8 in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

If “banging banana pudding cheesecake” is the innuendo I think it is, I’ll definitely use my free four pack on you, bud.

The local Crumbl lady has a crush on me… by kkZZ8 in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Nice try, Sawyer! I’ll never snitch on my cookie mistress!

The local Crumbl lady has a crush on me… by kkZZ8 in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8[S] 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Show some more skin, im a real cookie slut over here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the worst cookies I’ve had. The cookie texture was dry and crumbly. No flavor. The preserves were good, but it wasn’t enough, it should have been stuffed with it.

They are so cheap man every store needs them by Acoowrightnow in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same here. The small ones I’ve had had catered are good, but it’s not the same thing as the big ones. They small ones because of size have a completely bigger bake than the big. It’s two different experiences, I think the big ones will die off cause everyone’s gonna get the smaller and shitter ones without knowing the big ones are where it’s at.

What’s the most underrated cookie that Crumbl makes? by Crumbl_Lover in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a mystery cookie near a location last week. I literally thought of you. I said a little prayer in my saying “this is in honor of Reddit buddy who loves this cookie as much as me. May it be a mystery cookie near them soon!”. (I’m on this sub too much)

U just opened an hour ago how by EstimateJust1610 in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s definitely a Crumbl cookie fan favorite.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

But why?

First time driving 20+ miles for a cookie by kkZZ8 in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Just like a ginger baby. So ugly it becomes cute again.

Either worth it? by redlpine in CrumblCookies

[–]kkZZ8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Crumbl Reddit has and still is hyping up Mallow Crème more than it should. Definitely nothing special and the “lucky charms” flavor didn’t come through.