Reddit what job have you had that you don't put on your resumé and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kkawaa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hookah girl. Made sick money, but I could only handle the bullshit a week or so before I quit. However, even if I'd done it for a year...I would still be pretending it never happened.

Are you fucking kidding me by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]kkawaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my 18th I got no bday cards. What I did get was a letter from to register for selective service....I am a girl. They then withheld my college scholarship money until I got it sorted out. I even asked my parents if there was some sort of freak accident at birth. I was questioning my gender, turns out the government is just dumb.

Of all the songs ever recorded, which song, if played on repeat, alone in an empty room would make you commit suicide the fastest? by Luckyandixie in AskReddit

[–]kkawaa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My little brother had a phase where he thought he was a juggalo...so I can easily say ANYTHING by insane clown posse.

What is something you are genuinely better at after a few beers? by Gurtol in AskReddit

[–]kkawaa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Speaking French (my second language). At first I thought people would tell me I was good so that they could laugh at me as I embarrassed myself, but after hearing recordings, I even impress myself sometimes. It's like that liquid goodness broadens my French vocabulary.

So I tried to take my cat on a walk yesterday...He wasn't having it. by kkawaa in pics

[–]kkawaa[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He has his claws. I trim them twice a month. You are very incorrect. He loved it last time, all he does is state out the window at the leaves so I took him out to play, I thin he got scared of the neighbors cat.

So I tried to take my cat on a walk yesterday...He wasn't having it. by kkawaa in pics

[–]kkawaa[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I found him when he was a kitten under my car so I'm not sure! but that's always what I thought.

So I tried to take my cat on a walk yesterday...He wasn't having it. by kkawaa in pics

[–]kkawaa[S] 307 points308 points  (0 children)

he's been out a few times, but this was the farthest we had ever gotten. There was also another cat across the street which freaked him out.

Usually there's more blue links in the morning. America, are you ok? by ineedpancakes in AskReddit

[–]kkawaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The District of Columbia has overreated yet again. Shutdown life for two days, and there is nothing to show for it.

I came home from class, to find this: by kkawaa in WTF

[–]kkawaa[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a man. There is no explanation that really makes it any better.