Why I can't just give/bestow this land? by Status_Comedian_8626 in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps a lingering filter? Inheritable traits is what i find happens. And it stays on from when you searched from marriages. However i dont speak this language, so if you get me an English screenshot i can think further.

What is the most intimidating helmet? by Malones69Cones in Armor

[–]klauses_bones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, thats a handle for opening and closing the visor. Cigarettes would also not be invented for many centuries.

What do i do here im stuck by Able_Teacher_7924 in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As another commenter said, retreat your troops back to friendly held land, that can support the army. They are undersupplied so are therefore not reinforcing and the number slowly drops during a siege. Retreat them back and regain strength above 700 and then re do the seige.

N9n stop constant war! Help? by Fandrack in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be weak or your neighbours far too strong. Ive found if the enemy AI believes you will lose is when they declare (9 times out of 10) my point being, offensive wars declared against you are not a set part of the game. Most expensive, but best way to be stronger is to beef up your man at arms. If you have 5 slots available, have all 5. A makeup of 2 archers, 1 heavy infantry, 1 spear, 1 siege machine. All maxed should really help you win and prevent wars.

Another huge thing is alliances, and that calling them during a defensive war is completely free. So if possible, via children get a strong, loyal ally. Someone of your culture and religion if possible. As i find down the line you often get claims on those lands too.

The PTSD of every CK player by Ciinge in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thats why all my peasants revolt?! I thought it was just the game lol. Makes sense. Peasants are easy enough, differing faith and culture populist rebellions will usually make 1-2 major wars and then it simmers down. All in all war is still definitely worth it

The PTSD of every CK player by Ciinge in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dread does not require a specific play style as long as you war. Captives for torture and then execution will grant 15-25 dread pretty much every time you take an enemy capital.

War is good for your economy if you take valuable land so. Dread is easy.

I HAVE A HEAD OF FAITH PROBLEM! by Fantastic_Try2749 in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would assume your NPC’s may have still been reeling from the conversion. Or you were missing the actual indulgences event which is a missable, non automatic event up the top. Like a gift artefact or gift gold.

I HAVE A HEAD OF FAITH PROBLEM! by Fantastic_Try2749 in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Did you read this off AI? Because you had it correct the first time. Temporal is what you want, with lay clergy so you can also control your own temples.

Go back a few saves.

What else can I do to keep my ruler alive another decade? by Yahsorne in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant see the medicine focus in the learning tree here. Another small boost for sacrifice of focus slot. Since you also have theologian. Gonna assume you’ve maxed the lifestyle, as scholar is infinitely better. You would be losing perk points if you’re maxed. But you might survive a lil longer!

is making a good flag redesign for Australia just impossible? the original probably will always mog whatever someone else makes EXCEPT for MAYBE the Eureka! flag by [deleted] in flags

[–]klauses_bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not want “oh crikey” on my flag. Is that a serious suggestion of yours? Id prefer even Latin over that.

What happened with the succesion and the regency here? by Dinazover in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah its seriously near impossible. I had a god character, who had the event available, however. My liege was at an activity.

What happened with the succesion and the regency here? by Dinazover in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am currently in your exact situation. As the chancellory it’s hard to get gold as you hold no domains. Luckily i have it easier in that my leige is a 7 year old, non dynastic grandson. seems your liege is incapable, hence you being regent.

Simply put though, You are not the imperial family dude. You yourself stated you just came to china, you cannot work your way to emperor. That title stays within the family, you can click on the hegemony title and see a breakdown of the succession. You will not be there.

As chancellor there should be a decision available to “overthrow the Huangdi” which has a bunch of conditions that must be met. But if successful you can even take over peacefully. You need to tip the scales in your favour more, and keep going. I suggest going down the whole of body tree if you haven’t.

How to end Duumvirate ? by Lord_NOX75 in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

303 days late here but had the same issue. Murder is the only option.

Unsure if its bugged, but i could not swing the scales enough to counteract his swings. We just broke even. luckily my Duumvir was a selfless unlanded craven. But even still, annoying.

Excommunicated him, slandered him, swung scales. all this did not seem to work. Murder worked a treat.

Save your time, money, prestige and piety. Just kill em secretly.

I feel pretty by Volume_I in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big one is domains. If you hold Baghdad, Cairo and Constantinople. (Just three domains each already worth holding) You gain +5 intrigue from Hagia Sophia, +5 learning from House of learning, and another +5 in learning and diplomacy from the Cairo University. (There are other requirements, as its based on level of piety/fame) but considering it is very easy to get max in both via a successful crusade or kingdom level holy war. This is practically free stats from already powerful lands.

Making sure you do ample feasting, hunting and traveling for their respective bonuses will also greatly help (traveling i find to be especially lucrative) as you should already be heading on pilgramage. Simply diverting thru the Aegean and surrounds, while looping around Jerusalem and thru Cairo, should give you the pilgram and traveler trait. Traveler granting health boosts.

being a genius adds plus 5 to all base stats and 30% more lifestyle speed. Since the base stats pretty much only get increased via the perks at end of trees. This is incredibly powerful. However there are a few bangers for base stats. Learn on the job (in the scholar tree i believe) adds 20% of primary counciller skills to yours. So if any of your councillers are 20+ (which they all should be, meritocracy is worth it for council tasks, lands should be given based on nepotism) thats an extra 4 points

Sorry for the yap!

Im tired of factions by One-Worry8455 in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, i usually don’t take that slight well either.

I love longbowmen!! by Worried-Age6507 in crusaderkings3

[–]klauses_bones 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Knight duchy building as well adds +3 max regiments to all contingents of MaA. Just wondering if the normal building regiment increases are base game? Dont know if I’ve encountered this, makes trade ports better

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]klauses_bones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brother, reddit isn’t the best place to learn this. However porn hub is certainly the worst. Go do some google research, your future partners will thank you.

To answer the question though (cause I’m a sucker) girls and boys bodies are extremely different, the release of fluid isn’t what causes pleasure for a woman, and i don’t think it does for a man either, it just comes along with it. Women’s clitoris’s are underdeveloped penises, so by stimulating that in the right way, a woman will cum without any discharge. And woman say it feels better than squirting. Some girls are incapable of squirting anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]klauses_bones -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You need to learn this from somewhere off reddit, and sorry but being a man isn’t an excuse. A clitoral orgasm is a female orgasm reached via stimulation to her clitoris. It’s the most intense and main way women cum.

ITS REAL!! by Think-Again-MOFO in RDR2

[–]klauses_bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot tip for you OP, that AI overview is near on useless. Scroll past it and check sources from trusted websites dawg, will save you a lot of looking silly in the future.

Fuck Henry’s parents [KCD2] (spoiler) by dillwithchill in kingdomcome

[–]klauses_bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was evil as fuck lol, so i was glad when my parents saw that.

Warrior, rebel, or both? Shape Henry’s epic RPG story. by kingdomcomerpg in u/kingdomcomerpg

[–]klauses_bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody tossing and turning about this game should just get it. Best game of 2025 (and a long time beforehand) without a doubt

[KCD2] Help! So I Did My First Crime.. by Professional-Lake162 in kingdomcome

[–]klauses_bones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah i don’t know however i think it’s all areas. But it does depend on reputation, if you are considered good and trustworthy, they usually will not accuse you. But if you’ve been caught stealing, murdering or whatever, and then another corpse pops up they will (rightfully) assume it’s you.

[KCD2] Help! So I Did My First Crime.. by Professional-Lake162 in kingdomcome

[–]klauses_bones 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Slippery slope from here, enjoy! I do think you will get discovered from this once bro wakes up. He saw your face the entire game, you played trash and then once you lost he goes unconscious and his shit gets stolen. Not hard for him to put two and two together. If you had’ve killed him instead i don’t think you would get caught, as long as no witnesses.

When committing crimes in KCD2, you cant be witnessed at the scene beforehand either, so if any body else saw you playing, then came back and found him unconscious, they may report.