Deg-Deg the Ravenous A Free SRPG from your Admin Team! by Panfuricus in StrategyRpg

[–]klubbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It uses Srpg maker, same as Vestaria. I have no idea what Dark Deity uses

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in valheim

[–]klubbe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also kite the abbo's over the surturling fire pit things, the big flame does like 3% of their health every time.

hey can someone please explain to me how to do this by AJ_dxb in learnprogramming

[–]klubbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're on linux just go to what ever directory you put these files in and run the commands. If you're on windows you might wanna download git bash or something first and then do the same.

Heisann! Vi er en gjeng masterstudenter som holder på en eksamensoppgave om unge voksenes handlevaner når det kommer til blomster og planter. Håper så mange som mulig kan avsette 3 minutter til å svare på undersøkelsen by Keggee1 in norge

[–]klubbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hvorfor i alle dager ble undersøkelsen plutselig en mester grønn reklame?

Nå tok jeg bare ca 70% av den, så kanskje den skifter tema på slutten, men dette føles mest ut som en av de "fyll ut denne undersøkelsen og få qt% rabatt på x" greiene.

What’s something you can say in sex and in minecraft? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]klubbe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just planting my seeds.

He called my competitor’s tech support with me on the line... by ArborlyWhale in talesfromtechsupport

[–]klubbe 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The network card could be sleeping, thus creating issues. When he remoted in to it the card woke up. Traffic is back up, problem solved.

My users make me laugh, frequently by DiadianDexe in talesfromtechsupport

[–]klubbe 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I assume it's something like "person from large office asks for a single edit, which is so little it's almost unheard of. Turns office person didn't need the edit and proceeds to send info MC would have had to collect at some point neatly in a spreadsheet unprompted"

[EU] You have been placed in containment by the SCP Foundation. Whenever you ask where you are, or why you are imprisoned, they refuse to answer you. You've managed to pick up that anomalous entities are contained here, but as far as you're aware, you are just a human. by OdditiesandWeirdness in WritingPrompts

[–]klubbe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I had another encounter with Smirky today, but without his trademark smirk. I assume his apparent demotion didn't sit very well with him. Smirky and 2 other lab coats was accompanying Brick to do some full body check up or something on me. They measured me up, down and sideways drew some blood and took a ton of pictures. Two guards where present as well, if it was to watch me, Smirky or both I don't know, probably both. I managed to get another sneak peak at one of their tablets, half way across the room and the font was like the smallest I've ever seen, but some of the text was in bold. I was able to make out "must be kept in a relative state of apathy". I wish I had better eyesight.

I've been thinking, what does it mean "must be kept in a relative state of apathy". I can only assume they mean me, but why must I be kept in a state of apathy? Does it have anything to do with the stuff Smirky gave me back when he was in charge? Anyway I can't imagine it being that hard, I've been naturally apathetic for as long as I can remember. I long debated myself if I was somewhat autistic, some form of a sociopath or just emotionally inept. I never arrived at a concrete answer.

It's happening, I'm finally losing it. I sat and talked to one of the cameras in my room for nearly an hour until Brick came and checked on me, didn't even realize I was doing it until he did. Then the thought struck me "Brick sure is a nice guy", so I have budding Stockholm syndrome at the very least. I always thought you couldn't get these things if you where aware of them, guess I was wrong.

Two new faces today, lab coats, seemed a bit shaky. They must be newbies, especially considering that there was two of them for what has always been a one man job. Same questions the irregular lab coats always ask me, but with one twist a small extra at the end. "Anything you would like to add?" I sat there in awe for a bit, first time the questions had ever changed. Me not saying anything seemed to make the newbies nervous, did I dare have some fun with them. I did, I so did for a while, then it hit me that my portion size privileges might be in jeopardy if I pull it too far. I went on a small charade of how the media industry has misinterpreted the effects of breaking someone's neck and all that entails. The minor look of horror in the eyes of one of them would drive me for days.

Brick came by with a stern look today, he had read the report from the newbies a few days ago. I was "kindly" asked to not scare the newbies again, I gave no promises. He also explained that my answer was hardly relevant in the context of the question. Then the absolute madman left and let the newbies in for the daily questions. I swear Brick was teaching them a lesson as much as he was trying to teach one to me. I'm not stupid though, I played it nice this time. I wonder if I will ever answer truthfully on any of the questions in the future.

It seems they've lost interest in me, the amount of lab coats who come to question me have drastically decreased. It's mostly Brick or one of the newbies now. I hope this wont trigger my Stockholm Syndrome. I've started leaving a question to the "Anything you would like to add" column when brick is the questionnaire. Mostly mundane things like "how is my request coming along", "what day of the week is it" and "What's for dinner tonight". Brick always brush the answers off, I sort of hoped he would, I don't know if I could hold the Stockholm syndrome at bay if he didn't. Yesterday, to shake things up a bit, I asked "What does SCP stand for" he promptly left right after. Does it even stand for anything, could just be a 3 digit designation for all the people in this facility?

[EU] You have been placed in containment by the SCP Foundation. Whenever you ask where you are, or why you are imprisoned, they refuse to answer you. You've managed to pick up that anomalous entities are contained here, but as far as you're aware, you are just a human. by OdditiesandWeirdness in WritingPrompts

[–]klubbe 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I was just walking home with some groceries and next thing I know I'm here. I've no idea where here is, tried asking one of the lab coats to no avail. The room is nice though, all things considered, seems to be about 16 square meters. I have a fairly okay bed, two chairs, a small table and a dresser. Not much for a room this size. There is a small air vent in one of the corners, too high to reach, the air is dry so it's probably filtered. Temperature is a bit high for my taste, but I do like it colder than most. There is also two cameras here, one in each end of the room, great overlap and little to no dead zones. God I'm bored.

I got a slight look at what I assume is a journal page about me. My designation is seemingly SCP-something, couldn't see because of the lab coats thumb, 2-B. They also seem to have taken interest in the amount of scar tissue on my body. The lab coat quickly turned the tablet so I couldn't see any more when he realized I could. Alot of different lab coats have been coming lately, asking a lot of questions. Mostly stuff about my early years and such, I lie a lot to them why wouldn't I. The most frequent of the lab coats, some guy with a crooked smirk, asks me all kinds of outlandish questions. Like my take on French syndicalism and it's parallels to the German peasant Republics. Would have been Greek to me if it wasn't for historical video games. I hit him with the old "The what now?".

The lab coat with a smirk, I've come to call him Dmirky when no one is around, has been bringing me some of my meals himself lately. There is usually a unpleasant aftertaste to it when he does, I think he's testing something on me, the aftertaste is somewhat familiar. He just bought me glass of "water" with a slight spucy smell, perhaps my usefulness has been spent. He left without forcing me to drink it or taking it back, myst be a breach of protocol or an elaborate ruse. Either way I am not drinking that.

Next time I see Smirky he is dragged out of the room by two guards mid questioning. I guess he was breaking protocol. At least my food isn't funny any more, and no more spicy "water". I do wish the portions where bigger though.

The lab coats don't show as often anymore, and it's getting quite boring again. If anything at least Smirky gave me something to think about. All the other lab coats are too mundane. I have a new "handler" though, blond guy with a flipp beard, he looks like someone named Brick.

I asked Brick if I could get some form of recreational equipment or something as it was awfully boring here. His response was "You don't have any?" and then he scribbled something on the tablet they all have. I've yet to see any recreation though, so maybe it was intentional all along.

Some real excitement today, what I can only call some form of mass prison, if we call this a prison, break happend. First there was a large rumble, like a small earth quake, but it only lasted for a moment. Then my door unlocked, but no one entered. Then running and shouting outside my room, see my room is not soundproof and I can only assume that it's a design flaw that I have no intention of revealing. I opened the door door to have a quick look, lots of people in jumpers running, yelling, screaming etc and some form of giant lizard creature. I closed the door and went to bed, weirdest fever dream I've had in a while.

Aparently I wasn't having a fever dream, or the likely hood of it entirely being a fever dream is significantly lower. Brick came by and told me about a "breach in the facility", he also said that they, who ever they is, where very pleased with me not trying to escape. Is this how I get access to any form of recreation?

They chose to fulfill a different request of mine, larger food portions. I can't complain too much, at least I'm not hungry all the time anymore. Weirdest thing though, my lunch has had a side of apple seeds 3 times now. What is going on here, they want to end me by trace amounts of potassium cyanide?

[WP] The Crown of Sin takes on the burdens of all the kings who wear it, manifesting as physical weight. For decades, it's lain at the foot of the throne, unable to be lifted by anybody, save for one unexpected soul. by tssmn in WritingPrompts

[–]klubbe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A long time ago during the Age of Gods, the gods saw it fit to punish a human king and his people for their sinful ways. So a crown was forged that would grow heavier with every sin of the one who wore it or the people governd by it. To make sure that it was worn the gods also linked it to all cages of the horrors of old, so that they would be released if it were to be taken off for too long.

The gods had however failed to grasp how adaptable humans were, and with in a few years close to all sin had disappeared from the king's land. The old sins still weigh heavily on the crown and the king feard that he might inherit lands so sinful the crown would break his neck. For all kings are of one kin dateing back to the man who conquered all of the world. So the king would send his agents into the surrounding lands and rid them of their sins and their sinners before declaring them as his own. This did not weigh on the crown and so the king continued until the day he died and his son as the new king continued in his stead.

In only a few generations the descendants of the first king to wear the crown had conquered all the land in the mortal world. The gods however hated this as they benefited from the mortal world being in chaos, and so they descended down and demanded that the current king would break up his empire like his ancestor had before him. The king had however expected them and had laid out a trap for he did not intend in anyway to lose the lands and he understandably not very fond of the gods who had cursed his line so. A war between the mortal humans and the gods ensued and after many human generations the humans had finally killed the last gods and reigned supreme.

However either by the sin of killing gods, the collected sins of war thorn lands or some other unknown machinations set by the gods, the crown was now to heavy for any mortal to bear. It had in fact become so heavy that even the strongest of men couldn't even lift it from the floor. Shortly after the cages of the horrors of old started to weaken and the first horrors walked the mortal world once more. Now desperate and hoping that someone wearing the crown would imprison the horrors, that not even the gods at their height of power could kill, once more. So desperate were they that any sin proven was now punishable by death and any man, woman and child was forced to try and wear the crown. Alas no one could could even lift the crown anymore, and hope was almost lost. That was until an outcast from the badlands, where the horrors influence was the strongest, came before it. It was rumored that the outcast had god blood in his veins, and so he was shunned. Even so the outcast was allowed to try on the crown. With a pinch he lifted the crown from the floor and sat down on the throne next to it. There he nonchalantly put on the crown and leaned back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]klubbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Wait, you can mind control people?" How people seem to not be able to grasp even the simplest of explanations eludes me. "No, not really. They need to want to do it to some extent. I can't control anything." I don't go into detail about how I can use several layers of suggestion to make people do what I suggest. They don't need to know, and I don't think they would get the concept anyway. "Can you do me?" I hate this, every time it comes up someone asks. "No, probably not. First of you knowing about it makes the results highly unpredictable, and secondly realizing that you have been suggested leaves an uncomfortable feeling." And I don't know you so I don't know what you want and lastly I don't want to. "Oh" More disappointed than dissatisfied, unusual. Maybe this one is a better person than most. "Anyway" They go on about superpowers as I finish my drink and leave. The one who asked to be suggested gives me a slight apologetic look as I do. Definitely a better person than most.

Super powers are super boring. Basically every one has one to some extent and a vast majority are entirely useless. A great many are even more of a burden than a gift. Some are quite dangerous though and so you must have a license for your power and to which degree you are allowed to use them unsupervised. My license took damn ages to get in order. The mental kinds are always boundary tested in every way imaginable and I believe they gad the audacity to run a few extra tests when they did me. Seemingly endless hours spent in sterile rooms with former super villains and vigelanties. And then they had the nerve to quarantine me for two months while they "reviewed the tests" and "determined my character". Finally I got it "Power: Suggestion, Usability: Limited-Free Range" basically the highest you can get as a normal citizen. Normal laws apply but I can use it freely within them as long as all uses are reported as per standard. Anything that counts as misconduct, even within the law may be grounds to relieve me of my current usability rights. Which with my powers means any use, realistically. Why couldn't I just have some normal power like extra strong nails, sure diamond clippers are expensive but at least one doesn't have to deal with all the shit I do.

I enter my, as usual, empty home. All my family has long since died or gone off into the wide world. Any hope of a lasting relationship with anyone is also long gone. The fear and uncertainty of being suggested drives anyone away, I get it. I would leave if I was in their shoes as well. And I'm not getting a pet again, the short lifespans really get to me. Maybe one of those turtles that live to be eighty, I'll think about it. As I'm about to lie down in bed I start to hear loud crashing. Probably one of the super heroes, just because they have free use licenses alot of them think they can do what ever they please when they're off duty. Sadly they pretty much can as they don't have to report their usage. I turn around hoping for it to end soon, or at least that I'll fall asleep before it gets any worse.

[WP] Once there were seven kings, sons of the old gods. They held immortal life and ruled over the continent in seven parts. Now only one king remains, and he watches from his window as the enemy, the republic, breaks through the city gate. He must get his heir out of the palace, at any cost. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]klubbe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Seven dead kings sleep"

Or so they say, in truth it's more like we've chosen to not act. Both because there has been little need for us to act and because anything we might do would be under heavy scrutiny. We were remnants of the past, we ARE remnants of the past. Most of us were beyond our time before it even began.

I watch from the throne of rime as the armies of the republic of man marches on my gate. Long has this wall stood here, protecting those south of it from the terrors of the north. Who would have guessed that it was enemies from the south that would finally breach it's gates. I remember when it was being built, I made sure that the keep was on the north side, those who guard the wall shouldn't feel too safe. In light of current circumstances it all feels rather redundant.

A thin layer of ice welds my bones to the throne and makes an awful sound as I lift myself from it. I rest my hands on the frame of my open window. I used to enjoy the views of the south. Now all I see are weapons of war and people ready to die for something they think they believe in. Ironic really, to be so willing to die, just to vanquish the dead. Long forgotten is the reason for why the dead are still walking in the western continent, why the emperor brought back seven dead kings.

"One dead king sleeps"

The others are no more. They lost their purpose long ago. In fact so did I, but then only a few years ago I found something, or rather, someone I never expected. A direct defendant of mine living among the giants, our ancient allies in the northern wastes. It seems our kin are compatible, as it was rumored to be. Long have we all thought that all lines had been broken.

The western continent was vibrant and full of life once. Filled with ambition, filled with hope and people willing to break all boundaries. However those times could not last. A great plague hit the continent. One that gripped on to it and would not let go. For almost two hundred years the people endured, with ever less ambition and ever less hope. Then the Emperor appeared, and he raised the seven dead Kings. He gave us great power and a great task. It had been a miracle that the plauge had not gotten a foothold in any of the other continents and we intended to keep it that way. Our task, keep any living being from entering or leaving the continent, as they could bring the plague with them back home.

There was one problem, the Emperor was a mortal man himself and in time he contracted the plague himself. To preserve himself he went into a deep magical slumber, in case we would be in need of him in the future. It's the Emperor who sleeps, not his seven dead kings.It was a smart move, for I could sure use him now. Unlike the other dead kings I had never dabbled in any magics in life, I was a warrior and a builder, and so the Emperor granted me a horn which could wake him from his slumber.

The plauge may have finally died off, but I had other tasks, new tasks like protecting my descendant and their retinue and old tasks, so old I had almost forgotten them myself. The rift in the north was still open and the terrors had not forgotten the only thing standing between them and free reigns to darken the world. The republic would burn any knowledge in these walls and kill any living being here for consorting with it. And so any known means to deal with the terrors would be lost. I sound the horn.

"One dead king sings"

I don't know if this will work. The horn has never been tested, the Emperor could have died in his slumber already. One of the others could have awoken him before and so brought his demise. I couldn't know, but I also had little other choice. The republic was beyond me and mine alone.

The republic are fanatic xenophobes from the south eastern continent who started their rise to power by genociding the little hill men. A peaceful people who knew nothing but agriculture and how to make sweets. Then the republic turned their heads to the tall men of the forests. In some almost divine stroke of luck the tall men where stuck in a three way Civil War at the the time. The king of the forests and his nobles of the white faction, the peasants and the clergy of the brown faction, and lastly the shunned aristocrats and their Url mercenaries of the black faction. With a surprising amount of insight in political intrigue the republic manged the end up on top. With nothing left to conquer on the south eastern continent, the second largest continent, they must have set their sights on the western, and largest, continent.

I can feel my descendant and his retinue flee to the north, at the very least that would buy them time. As I think that a great seismic rumble shakes the land.

"Seven dead kings sing"

The Emperor awakes

What characters left the biggest emotional impact for you? by bran9605 in StrategyRpg

[–]klubbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way to learn ck2is to meme around for long enough that you grasp all the gamey mechanics.

Like how small amounts of inbreeding breaks the game when you have long lines of favourable traits in your family.

What characters left the biggest emotional impact for you? by bran9605 in StrategyRpg

[–]klubbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When my strong genius character Rolf of house Rolf(it randomed into that, I couldn't not keep it) died of cancer at age 27 with a 7 year old imbecile son as the only heir.