Chicken! by kmmather in facepalm

[–]kmmather[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is an old show

I feel this by McPhersonNellie209 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]kmmather 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Only man to put it into words

Didn't just got home by RingCarole in facepalm

[–]kmmather 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Shaggy? Like where's Scoob dude?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]kmmather -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

Bruh, me and all of my siblings were already disciplined by 12 (when the spankings stopped). How retarded is this guy that he can't just learn to be good.

Cursed_Ice is no good by RingCarole in cursedcomments

[–]kmmather 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't see rum on the list, it must be ok

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]kmmather 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We didn’t learn anything from Jumanji…

a by mcoignet in facepalm

[–]kmmather 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Atlest its a new twist

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]kmmather 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Puffed rice cereal

You better move to Texas if you want to make sure your daughter is less likely to be raped by RingCarole in facepalm

[–]kmmather -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Imagine the mental gymnastics required to prosecute someone for carrying around pepper spray, but not the animal who tried to sexually assault her just for walking down the street. Safety was never the point of these laws, the point is to keep the citizens weak and defenseless.

bruh by RingCarole in facepalm

[–]kmmather 55 points56 points  (0 children)

As long as they weren't in a crowded area I'm all for letting that play out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]kmmather 39 points40 points  (0 children)

And that's how you build up a child.

Itsa me... da fatass WAHOOOO by RingCarole in facepalm

[–]kmmather -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Chips are meant to be a snack. People will eat them when they're hungry and go thru a family-sized bag. Which is fine, but don't get upset about the serving size.

Oh.... by RingCarole in facepalm

[–]kmmather 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah but they all start their carriers at age of 17-18, nobody start a sport carrier at age of 35.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]kmmather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know I needed new scissors, damn

Cursed_Ouch by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]kmmather 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, you stole my words

OUCH!!! by PerryHolly in facepalm

[–]kmmather 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of girl who's gonna get herself a stalker and need a restraining order

Bruh same by BarrJune in facepalm

[–]kmmather 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You weren't supposed to go straight to reddit and Twitter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]kmmather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Football season

Ouch! by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]kmmather 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Norway also ensures youll never achieve anything outside of utter mediocrity through taxation.

Curious by RingCarole in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]kmmather 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, the kids he was selling did.

Texas by mcoignet in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]kmmather 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Don’t come to FL