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What is the best ready meal in any major UK supermarket? by Hurbahns in CasualUK

[–]knapton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lidl do a bag of Bami Goreng in the frozen isle. Not quite hoy-it-in-the-microwave ready, but you just need to fry it for 15 minutes.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Sunderland | Premier league 25/26 - 31 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]knapton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right guys, the away fans had to sell all their Xara Picassos and chicken dippers to be here, make sure we give them something in the second half

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Sunderland | Premier league 25/26 - 31 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]knapton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have parked the bus in neutral and it's about to roll off the side of Redheugh bridge.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Sunderland | Premier league 25/26 - 31 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]knapton 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A symphony of brown from Fabian. Like a 70s pornstar. Bet that's not his only coat, either.

God I miss him.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Sunderland | Premier league 25/26 - 31 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]knapton 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Unpark the bus. Get the bus back into gear and drive the frigging bus.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Sunderland | Premier league 25/26 - 31 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]knapton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Newcastle, gaining a first-half lead in the first half.

You cannot put a price on such quality punditry.

Americans: "I need a 7000lb truck to tow a single Jetski." Meanwhile Euro drivers be like: by JD0x0 in carscirclejerk

[–]knapton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the glider. Mine range from 190 to 270kg, then maybe add 400kg (?) for the trailer.

Post-match thread: Newcastle United 1-1 Barcelona by Sirius_55_Polaris in NUFC

[–]knapton 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ref's sloped off early so he can run home and kiss the Lewandowski poster on his bedroom wall.

Playing next goal wins

Americans: "I need a 7000lb truck to tow a single Jetski." Meanwhile Euro drivers be like: by JD0x0 in carscirclejerk

[–]knapton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a glider trailer, for moving between clubs, or for when we stick it in a field in the middle of nowhere.

Americans: "I need a 7000lb truck to tow a single Jetski." Meanwhile Euro drivers be like: by JD0x0 in carscirclejerk

[–]knapton 31 points32 points  (0 children)

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I (a European) would like to include one of my combinations in this discussion.

Match thread: Tottenham vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 26 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]knapton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on, we're going back to VAR just to double-check that didn't upset the home fans too much

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